50 Signs You're a Fitness Buff
When you’re at work, thinking about your upcoming lift:
but then you realize you left your training shoes at home:
When it’s not time to eat yet:
but when you’re chowing down on your food:
When your coworkers complain about the smell of your broccoli:
When you’re massaging your own sore pecs in public:
When you get a whiff of a protein fart:
but then when you realize it was you:
When a chick says she heard that lifting will make her bulky:
When someone talks about P90X:
When someone says they just want to get toned:
When you meet someone who loves lifting just as much as you do:
When someone tries to tell you that nuts are a great source of protein:
When someone asks you why you love red meat:
When someone flirts with you:but when you learn that they don’t even lift:
When you’re getting ready for your training session:
When your gym buddy doesn’t feel like going to the gym tonight:
When you’re about to go to the gym and you check out your workout outfit:
When you find out the gym is closing earlier than usual: and when you get there and find out it’s already closed:
When you’ve been waiting for 20 minutes and a squat rack finally opens up:
When you’re waiting to use the squat rack: but when you’re on it and someone says you’re taking too long:
When you see someone squatting with good form:but when you see someone quarter-squatting:
When you’re watching someone else lift really heavy: but when someone tells you that you’re really strong:
When everyone in the gym is gawking at that chick wearing next to nothing and doing bent-over triceps kickbacks:
When someone tries to talk to you in the middle of a set:
When the guy before you doesn’t re-rack the weights:
When you successfully pull that lift while everyone’s watching:
When you see someone benching with their legs up in the air:
When you’re trying to impress your crush at the gym: but when you’re caught staring:
When you see that same guy with the headphones doing the crazy dance in the mirror like: you’re just like:
When the dumbbells don’t go heavy enough:
When you walk by those gym jerks who always give you looks:
When you see someone who’s very well-developed, you want to ask them:
When someone tries to take your bench with your stuff still on it:
When you get a PR: and when your friend gets a PR:
When you realize you’re the strongest guy/girl in your gym:
When you come back from the gym:
When you’re trying to decide what you want to eat after training:
When you log your workout on Fitocracy and you level up: and then when you constantly refresh the page to see if anyone’s propped you yet:
When your bodybuilding.com supplement shipment arrives:
When your friends come to you for fitness advice: but when your friends try to give you advice:
When someone disagrees with you on the Internet: and when you turn out to be right: but when you turn out to be wrong:
When you’re stalking your fitness idols:
When your roommate asks for a scoop of your protein powder:
When you get trolled by Matt Perryman: but others react like:
When you fill up on salad before you go out to dinner: but when you get to the restaurant you’re still like:
When your friends order a meal with no protein in it:
When it’s been way too long since you’ve eaten junk food: but after a cheat day:
When someone tries to touch your food:
When it’s the end of the day and you have more food left to eat than you thought:
When you meet your macros for the day:
When you remember everything you ate last night:
When you’re trying to walk after leg day:
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