never perfect, always awesome

Call me nunnit | 30s | Aotearoa New Zealand It turns out that I like fast cars and the boys who drive them. nunnit on ao3 | tumblr fic

[iphigeniacomplex]

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

[iphigeniacomplex]

and unprovoked

[homunculus-argument]

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

[crafty-butch]

meeting Kinsey scale

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[fortuneaday]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[bigdicciardo]

losing my mind😵‍💫

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[woman-becomer]

these tags make me so mad because you're right

[beansfrombeans]

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[fallout-lou-begas]

[mythmagicetc]

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”

[loth-caatgirl]

[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[metamorphesque]

there is a moment between jumping from the frying pan into the fire that feels a lot like liberation

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[gatorbytes]

thinking abt area x again... inspired by annihilation (2014) by jeff vandermeer