o its been a while huh

Riley / thembo / 25

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[coughloop]

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[cutecipher]

hrt should be free and they should give it out at every medical clinic

[cutecipher]

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[parkchanwoohoo]

(@/knxcxm on tt)

[when-you-fail-again]

[silvermoon424]

I smiled at this post but the reply pointing out that they're trying and failing to emulate Madoka Kaname pushed me over the edge into hysterics

[fishgummy]

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[radicaldirt]

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

[image ID: a meme of a person feeding an apple to a horse. the person is labelled "girls who keep ibuprofen in their backpack," the apple is labelled "ibuprofen," and the horse is labeled "me." end ID]

official ibuprofen post