🏒Got Your Back🏒

h*vemind my beloved (Freddie. 23. any/all <3)

[skullism]

the full newsletter from ngozi ukazu that dropped today, for anyone who didn't get it! <3

+ the vanity fair article

[generalghosty]

one of the top-five funniest things in check please is that ollie and wicks were a couple the whole time and seemingly no one noticed.

[homobiwan]

Now that check please will likely have a resurgence in 2025 we need to talk about how fucked up it is that ngozi deleted the tweet about nursey and dex having one (1) night of passion and never discussing it ever again

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Holster goes into Samwell thinking he’s gonna hate Jack because Jack’s soooo talented at hockey and soooo well connected and soooo rich but he actually hates Jack because Holster mentioned SNL and Jack was like “Oh. Is that … a class”

[petals42]

addition: Alicia Zimmermann has hosted SNL.

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Jack: Ten years ago I convinced an acquaintance of mine that I had no idea what SNL was. Today I’m hosting.

Holster, from the audience: And you’re still an ASSHOLE

Jack: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

JackHoltz where they have an “if we both hit 30 and aren’t married let’s get married” pact and Jack forgets but Holster proposes

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

@missellewoods: #also consider: jack Does remember but is desperately trying to get out of it by getting married to someone else before the deadline #which explains why he proposed to bitty so quickly alsdkjf #‘like haha. long engagement sure but uh. not too long because holster and i Will have to get married’

[kennyvparse]

Kent is in this photo if you look really, really hard

[aristocrating]

constantly thinking about how each member of the SMH team has some sort of reality-bending power that somehow relates to their personality. ransom and holster have their own Hockey Shit pocket dimension, bitty can instant-bake, dex can macgyver anything, nursey can (seemingly?) teleport? (though its probably just related to a supernatural ability to annoy dex) and jack can just manifest hockey anywhere he goes

and johnson obviously has his whole Deadpool medium awareness thing going on

one day i will write a superhero AU centered around these stupidly specific details

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Hey I love Holster

[impalerswift]

just posting this casually because i’m writing a fic that takes place during the q years and this particular page always makes me emo. be emo with me, guys.

[pawspaintsnthings]

Pie’s (headcanon) official! :D 

Read Ngozi’s comic here

[parvuls]

First + Last

[the-samwell-swallow]

We asked, you answered! The poll is still live for a couple more days but we don't do retractions at The Swallow, so like this is just the way it is.

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[0v9]

"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

[dykeseinfeld]

rans and holster asked lardo once if she had hooked up with jack and she said yeah just to fuck with them but they believed her and now she and jack just let everyone on the team believe it bc they get so much clout about how chill they are around each other

[freebooter4ever]

nursey is no longer chill

[freebooter4ever]

#ive had the nurseydex itch lately. should i reread the gilmore girls au

the what???????? where??

[unloneliest]

oh boy have i ever got a treat for you

[pucks-n-pies-blog]

yall i got the pdfs of the omgcp year 1 and 2 books today so i’m doing a reread and i’m.

look at my happy crab son

a 10/10 happy goalie boy

[omgpoindexter]

in which youtuber nursey keeps each of his videos on individual memory sticks and youtuber dex loses his mind

[omgpoindexter]

this is now a whole thing