stomprdump

a semi-birdular object of enchanting wisdom and dubious origin

[nutstompr]

crazy when you make fun of republicans (usamerican) at thanksgiving dinner and then the resident lesbian great aunt reveals herself to be one like you just activated her trap card. like no girl it's actually not a power move to announce your lack of critical thinking skills

[nutstompr]

Is it normal to think "I am not fit for this seafaring life" when overwhelmed by the amount of tasks before you

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[nutstompr]

was harambe haram? is that why we killed him?

[nutstompr]

the english language does not have the capacity to express how pathetic you must be to STILL be SO MAD at anita sarkeesian, a decade after gamergate, that you feel the need to review bomb a game just because her name is in the credits. like. jesus christ. that's depressing. holy fuck

[7777777awawawa7777777]

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

[neostellarjpg]

yeah

[nutstompr]

just got asked "what's with the outfit? are you gay?" by a stranger at the bus stop so i must be doing something right

[nutstompr]

just saw a group of four guys walk into five guys. is nothing sacred?

[nutstompr]

If Bill Maher was a furry he'd be named Bill Murr, and still no one would want to fuck him.

[nutstompr]

Countless possibilities for human civilization and you braindead hapless fuckwits chose capitalism 🥰🤩🤯💗🔥🎉

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[nutstompr]

@nutstompr ?

[plumslices]

Can we have a day without like.....information

[nutstompr]

I can't tell you

[the-future-is-chrome]

i dont give a fuck what the bible “actually” says stop trying to convert me

[the-future-is-chrome]

i dont give a fuck what the bible “actually” says stop trying to convert me

[nutstompr]

switches should be called "bops"