stomprdump

a semi-birdular object of enchanting wisdom and dubious origin

[nutstompr]

kindly fuck off

[nutstompr]

kindly fuck off

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[nutstompr]

this is the neurodivergent experience

[junk-thunder]

how it feels to hang out with my friends and loved ones (they know i have a gun kink)

[nutstompr]

markiplier NOOo

[nutstompr]

why is my doctors office trying to push ai tools on me. NO YOU MAY ABSOLUTELY NOT use MICROSOFT FUCKING COPILOT to take notes, or to do absolutely fucking anything related to my care. i dont trust that thing as far as i can throw it, which is zero centimeters due to its regrettable incorporeality attribute. and NO, you may NOT send THIRD PARTY COMPANIES my PRIVATE HEALTH INFORMATION in order to serve me "personalized health content" are you fucking insane. this sounds like a good idea to who?

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[nutstompr]

why has he not ended world hunger? this pokemon is just like elon musk 😬

[nutstompr]

crazy when you make fun of republicans (usamerican) at thanksgiving dinner and then the resident lesbian great aunt reveals herself to be one like you just activated her trap card. like no girl it's actually not a power move to announce your lack of critical thinking skills

[nutstompr]

Is it normal to think "I am not fit for this seafaring life" when overwhelmed by the amount of tasks before you

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[nutstompr]

was harambe haram? is that why we killed him?

[nutstompr]

the english language does not have the capacity to express how pathetic you must be to STILL be SO MAD at anita sarkeesian, a decade after gamergate, that you feel the need to review bomb a game just because her name is in the credits. like. jesus christ. that's depressing. holy fuck

[7777777awawawa7777777]

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

[neostellarjpg]

yeah

[nutstompr]

just got asked "what's with the outfit? are you gay?" by a stranger at the bus stop so i must be doing something right

[nutstompr]

just saw a group of four guys walk into five guys. is nothing sacred?