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she/her. pfp by @icedcaramelcake. Hi3 - HSR - Genshin - Apothecary Diaries - Alien Stage & more ^_^

[nuttisfruttis]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/10 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Flins/Varka (Genshin Impact), Razor & Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Bennett & Razor (Genshin Impact) Characters: Varka (Genshin Impact), Flins (Genshin Impact), Dori (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Noelle (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Klee (Genshin Impact), Bennett (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Minor Jean/Lisa (Genshin Impact), Fae Flins (Genshin Impact), Fae Lore (Genshin Impact), that i kinda made up, Drinking, Family Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Established Relationship, Varka Returns to Mondstadt (Genshin Impact), Parental Varka (Genshin Impact), Sparring, Flins is a Menace (Genshin Impact), POV Multiple, ok now for the smut tags, Top Varka/Bottom Flins (Genshin Impact), Light Dom/sub, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Orgasm Delay, Power Bottom Flins (Genshin Impact), Light Bondage, Mentioned Lohen (Genshin Impact), fic updates weekly, can be read as a standalone tbh Series: Part 2 of The Fae Guides Summary:

“Worry not, worry not,” Dori repeats, leaning across the table to pat him on the arm. “This one is on sale too, but I really, really, really cannot go below forty-eight thousand.”

“...Not even forty-five thousand?”

Dori shakes her head, emanating sheer, pure regret. “I’m afraid not.”

Varka considers it. Truly, he does. He thinks about his personal finances, about the scolding he’ll get from Jean for spending such exorbitant amounts of Mora. He thinks about Rosaria and Razor, then about Flins, then about all of them together, sitting in a loose circle by Varka’s side and drinking some sort of cider, perhaps playing that card game he keeps hearing so much about. … In the end, he sighs, then reaches into his pocket, grasping a wallet that would scream if it had a mouth.

Or: Desperate to make sure introducing his partner to his children goes smoothly, Varka purchases yet another guide from Dori. Aided by the expert advice of an ancient text he spent forty-eight thousand mora on, he plays tour guide, bonds with his children, and maybe even earns himself a little reward for all that hard work.

[nuttisfruttis]

Chapters: 2/5 Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Astral Express Members & Sunday (Honkai: Star Rail), Dan Heng & Himeko & March 7th & Sunday & Trailblazer & Welt Yang (Honkai: Star Rail) Characters: Sunday (Honkai: Star Rail), Himeko (Honkai: Star Rail), Welt Yang (Honkai), Stelle (Honkai: Star Rail), Dan Heng (Honkai: Star Rail), March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail) Additional Tags: Sunday-centric (Honkai: Star Rail), Sunday is an Astral Express Member (Honkai: Star Rail), Sickfic, Hiding an Illness, Past Child Abuse, Panic Attacks, Sunday Has Issues (Honkai: Star Rail), Parental Welt Yang (Honkai), Parental Himeko (Honkai: Star Rail), Fever, Bad Parent Gopher Wood (Honkai: Star Rail), Sunday's so anxious he avoids eating all day, very slight 4.0 spoilers, Astral Express Members as Found Family (Honkai: Star Rail), Attempt at Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, robin's not dead but she haunts the narrative anyway, fic fully written and updating weekly Summary:

Something is wrong.

Sunday can tell as much from the moment he wakes up, eyes fluttering open to the soft light the Express uses to mimic morning. It's a sight he’s grown accustomed to, yet today it leaves him with a knot in his throat, with clammy palms sticking to his bedsheets. It is when he draws his first breath of the day, only to find it uneven, that an inkling of something sinks into his bones.

He’s sick, he realizes, and with it comes the fluttering of his heart in his chest, abnormal and abrupt. A rhythm disrupted. 

Or: Sunday gets sick, but decides to hide it, not wanting to ruin the crew's plans to go to a karaoke joint. This, of course, blows up in his face.

[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[aratribow]

Completely forgor to post... but here's my sfw piece for @botphaizine!!

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[plagacorvus-616]

Dark Teyvat

6 of 7 Archons

[withered--ivy]

Okay, very useless yap incoming but this is the coolest and most terrifying thing I have seen in my entire life

The first thing I want to point out is how everyone including aether looks so terrifying, the traveler looks so beat up but paimon... Paimon looks so... Normal? She doesn't have the same lighting even, she's bright... As if that's not ominous at all

Mondstadt: somehow the one I found the least terrifying mainly cuz it only keeps getting worse, but the whole "he sowes discord around tevyat" is sooo fjbdhakwk like especially in consideration to how fontaine and natlan work, how many people were punished by "justice" because of him? How many "wars" do you think he started?

Liyue: the one I have the least to say about since I think "the cruelest archon of them all" says everything (also the idea of adepti being debt collectors is kinda funny in my head)

Inazuma: I don't think I've ever seen anything more terrifying than that desing, not even in my nightmares 🥲🥲 what is that, why is that, why is it stiched together 😭😭🙏 I love how much it scared me. Also, the whole pulls the corpses/half-dead? Bodies through the cities by tugging on the threads of their veins to stimulate a populance? Fhjdjdkwmd terrifying, how did you come up with that op 😭😭

Sumeru: first things first, rukkhadevata's hair?? Or is that straight up her head speared on the tree?? The symbolism of her design is sooo hfhdhkwl like she still has alta on her hands (her hands being red) which symbolises devinity and purity but the eyes... The eyes would tell you otherwise. She has Shiva's eye of destruction, a crown of skulls surounded by rotten leaves... I don't know how much of the religious symbolism in the design was intentional but it's so gooddd. Also the offering people forbidden knowledge in exchange of her release? Hchhdqo

Fontaine: neuvi's eye... It's so pretty also how do have you managed to make an oceanid look that scary 😭😭 furina's design caught me off guard, I thought she was straight up a meca doll at first but after reading I realised that no, it is not that simple. Of course not that would be too tame, it's meca joints and parts fused with her flesh, thus the blood dripping from the joints and stuff 😃😃 also the whole "fontaine lives for the spectical of the court" times 2799 horror edition 😃😄😃 focalor being the first archon corrupted?? Furina being forced to watch the "trials"? the way the mentions of liberalism, fraternity etc gave me french revolution flashbacks since that was kinda what introduced those ideas to Europe and the rest of the world in the first place

Natlan: the people being so consumed by war and bloodshed that not only do they not know what the war was for, when or why it began or who it's against, they don't even know the name of their land (or atleast that's what I thought the blacked out name meant) probably one of the, of not the most horrifying situation of the lands people, maybe second to Inazuma. Also the whole idea of "mavuika's fingers" made my skin crawl

And I don't wanna say anything abt nod krai... I don't want any of the negative energy those designs are very much giving 🥲🥲

Lastly, op I love wtv is wrong with you, because something is wrong with you /affectionately, but it's amazing, this whole thing is amazing

[popsicleofdeath]

I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

[maru2703]

Love me some characters just going on adventures, it’s like a free sequel to whatever the original media is about. I am also a huuuuge fan of a good old slow burn that ends in a confession and a kiss, nothing more, nothing less. And of course you can’t go wrong with a character study tear-jerking angst.

[cuteknight101]

My favourite fics are my fave character (usually misunderstood) getting hurt and then everyone being protective tive and reevaluating how they see that character.

[lynati]

Agreed. Chocolate cake with strawberries is good, but chocolate cake doesn’t *need* strawberries in order to be good.

[writingdose]

I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.

the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.

[cielapngsblog]

jealous type

[dogpuppy]

[darkandstormyart]

just another monday

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[changes]

It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.

Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

hey folks do we like this. reblog without commentary for reach

do we want this?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 23

[television-lullaby]

Suggestion: report not seeing tags/comments and seeing an inconsistent number of notes as a bug. If we treat this "update" as a bug, then maybe the staff will realise this "feature" is not working as intended and that users aren't getting it.

Credit to @milverton for this ^

[klayr-de-gall]

I came here for the moon (your heart)

[leyfin]

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

[leyfin]

thats love baby!!

[styro-sometimes]

TUMBLR STORY TIME.

I volunteer for my local shelter and when the weather's good, we do a free vaccine clinic every Friday. Free distemper, free rabies, cats and dogs. We hand out free food from the pet pantry, we give people leashes and collars, we do whatever we can to keep people's animals at home and healthy. Every animal that can stay home and be fed and be vaccinated is an animal that we can keep out of the shelter.

We get all kinds of folks, sometimes we even get backyard breeders but we don't do any judgment, because we want people to come and get their dogs vaccinated, because one parvo case costs $7000+ and the whole year of Parvo vaccines for hundreds of dogs costs less. It's just harm reduction, everything we do is harm reduction.

So anyway, this one day this woman comes up to the vax clinic and she is high as fuckin' hell, just obliterated fucked up, smoking a joint in line, and she has this TINY pibble puppy with her, maaaaybe four weeks old. This thing is so fuckin tiny and wormy and lethargic, and she's like, "Hey I heard I can get her shots." and we're like, oh fuck this puppy is gonna die. Like straight up, we were all like, fuck that dog is gonna die. So we gave her wormer, we gave the first distemper shot, and I put together a whole care package: wormer to take home, puppy milk replacer, puppy wet food, a leash, a harness, some blankets, toys, we gave her instructions on how to get the puppy eating food, and we told her to come back in 3 weeks for the follow up vaccine. And we were all like, well fuck, that puppy's gonna die, goddamnit, that's so fucked up. But you know, we did our best, and we hoped we'd see her again.

And in three weeks, you guys, she showed up. And she was still high, but like, half-high this time. Smoking a cigartte in line but like, could focus, could ask and answer questions. And she'd taught that tiny puppy how to SIT and had her walking on a leash. We found out that it took her three buses to get to the clinic, and she told us all about how she got the puppy eating right, got her stool solid, she was taking her on walks... The puppy looked so good, you guys. I almost cried, it was so big. Really happy puppy. At the end of the visit, we were like, ok, see you in three more weeks for the next distemper.

So three weeks later, she shows up, and she's sober, and she told us, "You know, I was really fucked up the day I bought that puppy, I wasn't sure I was going to live, and I bought that puppy and she was too young, and I didn't know what I was doing but y'all were so nice to me, and you helped me so much, and I knew that I had to give this puppy the best life I could, so I moved back in with my grandma, and I'm getting clean, and I'm on methadone, and I'm going to rehab next week, and when I get back, I'll come back and visit you guys again."

So I just wanna say. Sometimes it's hard to find a reason to get clean for yourself. Sometimes you gotta do it for a little critter that depends on you.

[lastoneout]

[nuttisfruttis]

I LOVE your fic How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks, looking forward to the next chapters!

It may look like Varka fumbles any and everything so far but it seems to be working anyway. 10/10

Hi anon!!! It took me a while to check my inbox, so my apologies for not seeing this sooner </3

I'm so happy you like the fic!!! Also, don't worry, Varka won't fumble everything, just, uh, about 60% of it! But he's nothing if not an adapt improvise overcome type of guy.

The next chapter (out on monday, hehe) is one of my personal favorites, so hopefully you enjoy it too!! (*ゝω･*)

[frownyalfred]

big “I’m coming back to this WIP soon I promise” energy from ao3 today 😅