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Ramblings of an idiot for now

[nxndj]

Sexually uncomfortable message: I wonder that it would be like to stick a thin, extremely hot, metal rod down your urethra. I'd probably cum to your screams.

Actually made me laugh

[nxndj]

My lovely seaside hometown getting wrecked

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[ninasnon-sense]

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

[luninosity]

OH MY GOD

WATCH THIS. PLEASE.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

What was this commercial so fucking extra?!?!

[babydollbelongstodaddy-deactiva]

I literally have no idea what’s going on here, but that is some serious hip-wagging action, and I feel like this commercial was directed by Deadpool.

@itsshinycollectordestinyworld @natural-alpha

[auroradragon1]

epic! 

[thecomicbookj]

😳🤭🤔🤭😏🤔🤭😳🤦🏻‍♂️😆😆😆

[velvet74sub]

Somehow this makes my life complete!

[nxndj]

Can vouch there is a whole series of these adverts

[ruptorune]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[waywardsignns-a]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[sandersstudies]

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.

[catchymemes]

[ironicbs]

….😱

This just made me spit laugh.. this game is incredible. 🤣🤣

[nxndj]

Amazing!

[nxndj]

Send me something to make me smile

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[laureninlilly]

Hit reblog on this so hard

[geniusorinsanity]

SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELL’S MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM

[pnikfoyld]

Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

[katbanicki-deactivated20180605]

please

[midcitysancho]

Yes please

[ravage-and-ruin-me]

Absolutely

[nxndj]

Do it

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[castielismycherrypie]

Best advice ever

[keybladesoras]

Incredibles/Incredibles 2

[glittersinnertoons]

Holy fuck she knew

[marauders4evr]

Wait…wait a minute, wait a minute, I just realized something!!!

What if she did know?

Think about it, Helen goes in to talk to Edna but Edna has already prepared a series of supersuits that are perfectly designed for every situation she and the kids are going to be in. And for some reason, we’ve all just accepted that, yeah, she’s Edna Mode, she would know these things, she’s just like that.

But what if we’ve all been missing something right in front of us?

We know Edna has affiliations with the government agency and has obviously been making suits for decades. Do you think the government is just going to get a random fashion designer to make these suits? Absolutely not.

They’re going to get a Super.

What if Edna is a Super with the power of future-vision? 

That’s how she knows exactly what suit to make, that’s how she knows that the kids are going to be in danger, that’s how she’s so aware of everything going on around her and catches everyone off guard.

She never looks back; she looks forward.

(Sorry for hijacking your post, OP.)

[kairaloi-and-more-deactivated20]

which is why the whole cape thing hit so hard. she didnt see it coming

[starrose17]

I love the idea of a Super whose power is to amazingly see into the future and she just uses it for fashion design.

[matchamoe]

Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

[38ddslut4harduse-deactivated201]

Yes please Kinker the better XXX

[nxndj]

Always

[nxndj]

Hit me up on Kik, NXNDJ

[nxndj]

Bored, ask me anything, clean or dirty and I will answer

[myintention-s]

Someone who has been emotionally abused will:

• Constantly apologize • Hide their feelings in fear of upsetting you • Break down during small disagreements thinking it will explode • Need a lot of reassurance Please be patient, we are trying.

[blackboard-monitor]

so, this is what i’ve done all day apparently

[nxndj]

Incredible

[luvbey]

how a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they’re going to be in your life.