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*After announcing the three champions that will compete in the triwizard tournament, Dumbledore grabs a fourth paper that just came out of the goblet of fire*
Dumbledore: Harry Potter
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Ginny:
Fred, George and Lee Jordan:
Cedric:
Fleur:
Victor:
Draco:
Gryffindors:
Hufflepuffs:
Slytherins:
Ravenclaws:
The Teachers Table:
I suddenly have the urge to do an analysis of what worked and didn’t work with Harry Potter story- and worldbuilding- wise, since most of the discussions I’ve seen about it focus on the author’s bigotry or just don’t delve very deeply
It would take forever to exhaust everything I could say about Harry Potter, but I’m thinking about the specific kind of shallowness to the worldbuilding that leads it to not question or explore itself at all. These books are so vivid and creative about exploring the “what” of the world and so limited about exploring the “why” and “how.”
In really, really good fantasy, the worldbuilding creates implications that drive the story. Fantasy is about exploring a reality different from our own, and really good examples of the genre get the story-driving conflicts in them from the questions that different reality raises. One of the major ways Harry Potter is flawed, imo, is that in many ways, the main story doesn’t come from the questions the worldbuilding brings up. The story the main plot tells actually actively avoids the questions the world is bringing up.
The reason Dolores Umbridge is a far better villain than Voldemort transcends the fact that she’s just...well, more memorable, and rage inducing. She’s also a lot more relevant to the implications of the world.
Harry Potter starts off pretty strong actually. You have a world where magic is real and there are wizards, but they live in hiding. “What if someone who grew up not knowing this suddenly found out they were a wizard” is a question that sort of world makes you ask. That’s part of why the story is compelling.
But later on the books basically barge on through all of the world’s implications with the delicacy of a combine harvester. The Statute of Secrecy is such a huge part of the main concept—but we only get a vague, hand-wavey explanation for why it exists. Voldemort’s villainous agenda centers on his prejudice toward Muggles and non-purebloods—but the books largely validate the negative view of Muggles; after all, being a wizard is what makes you special. Much of the day to day petty conflict that drives the books has a lot to do with the house system—but its legitimacy as a way of judging character is never questioned. There are potions that can make someone fall in love with you or force them to tell the truth—but we’re not going to talk about the ethics of this? The plot’s conflicts repeatedly return to the pattern of Harry being under the power of authority figures who abuse him—but the people and systems that let those people abuse him are never questioned either??
This tendency eventually turns the Harry Potter world into a fridge horror factory, as a lot of the everyday accepted realities of the wizarding world are actually horrifying and completely insane, and I’m actually convinced that this is part of why Harry Potter’s worldbuilding feels so authentic. The Dementors being used by the corrupt Ministry of Magic to condemn people to a fate worse than death, the fact that slavery exists and no one talks about it, the apparently constant and widespread use of memory-altering to maintain the Statute of Secrecy—
—these things aren’t as glaringly obvious as they should be because they’re perfectly in line with the fact that the real world is filled with things that are horrifying if you look twice at them—the many forms of abuse that are normalized, the institutional violence of the prison system, the gigantic problems we have, culturally, with consent. Let’s be real, a lot of the abusive authority figures in Harry Potter are so effective because people actually behave that way and abuse is actually excused that way. The wizarding world is just like our world—corrupt, unfair, just fucked to the core, but if you have certain privileges you might not quite notice.
The problem is that this isn’t an astute and intentional feature of the worldbuilding; that is, the story doesn’t seem to notice a lot of the fridge horror things are fucked up either, which is where it falls flat.
Returning to the main point about the plot, though—Voldemort is a pretty forgettable villain. I’m honestly struggling to remember much about his motivations, but I don’t get the sense that the world of Harry Potter created Voldemort; he’s the big demonstration of Harry Potter’s lack of self awareness because he doesn’t really emerge from any of the questions the world makes you ask.
Voldemort’s quest for immortality is a big part of him, and the exploration of death connects with the Deathly Hallows, but the Hallows always came completely out of left field as a piece of worldbuilding for me. Voldemort’s quest to conquer death is shown throughout as being pursued through deeply unnatural and evil means, but in the broader context of the worldbuilding, there’s no...reason for that to necessarily be the case. Harry Potter is not exploring an implication of the quest for immortality, it’s just making it so that in-story, you have to do it in a horrible and evil way, which is ass-backwards in terms of making a compelling villain.
But the real problem with Voldemort is that the world of Harry Potter extensively shows institutional corruption, but then the villain is a guy who wants to upend the status quo, and the heroes protect and defend the status quo. (Also, the theme that abusers are often ‘respectable’ people that others will defend keeps coming up, but the main villain is described as having a face like a skull with like...demon snake eyes.)
I hope you don't mind me derailing this a bit, but it's so frustrating to me that Dumbledore is genuinely one of the most interesting characters, but in a way that's completely accidental.
Going back to his childhood, he was a genius. A prodigy. He was expected to do great, world changing things after graduating from Hogwarts. But his whole world came to a halt when he was suddenly orphaned after his younger sister had a magical outburst that killed their mother.
And the whole story there is that his sister, Ariana, became an obscurial due to abuse from muggle children who caught her doing magic. Their father was then sent to Azkaban for seeking revenge on these muggle children and intentionally demonstrating magic before them, and he dies in prison. Their mother was left caring for and hiding this young girl who was so traumatized by all of this that she didn't have proper control over her magic, and tried to repress it.
So Dumbledore returns home to care for Ariana, as well as his brother, Aberforth, who is a bit more independent.
And that's when he meets Grindelwald. Regardless of whether or not you believe them to be gay or just friends, (I'd argue that it's more interesting if you view this as a romantic relationship, but I'm not giving JKR credit for a sloppy, last minute attempt at queer rep) this relationship has a huge impact on Dumbledore's life. Grindelwald and Dumbledore instantly become close due to their shared intellectual bond, regard each other as equals, and think they're smarter than everyone else. But what they really bond over is Grindelwald's plan to collect the deathly Hallows and have wizards rule the world with Dumbledore at his side. Grindelwald's belief is that wizards are superior by virtue of magic, and that muggles have forced them to live in fear and in hiding, and because muggles are a danger to everyone and are destroying the world. Now, Dumbledore has just been forced to give up his studies to return home after losing both parents because some muggle children hurt his sister so badly that she was traumatized for life. He totally agrees with Grindelwald, partially because of grief, and partially because, selfishly, he just doesn't want to give up his whole life to staying at home.
That ALONE is so much more compelling than Voldemort's "I want to be immortal, also, muggles suck because I have daddy issues." This is genuine "we're forced to hide because muggles don't understand us and fear us." And it's even more interesting that Dumbledore's genuine desire for equality could be spun into Grindelwald's desire supremacy and power. Things like the Salem witch trials are canon in HP universe, wizards are hurt by muggles for using magic, and thrown into jail and left to die by other wizards - there's plenty of reasons for wizards to want to fight against that. Harry, the protagonist of the story, is abused for showing any signs of magic! His parent's death, his magic, all of it was hidden from him for years! He has every right to be outraged!
But instead, every character that seeks to fight against this system is painted as evil!
Grindelwald and Dumbledore have an argument, Dumbledore thinks Grindelwald is taking things too far and being too extreme, they duel, a misfired spell hits Adriana, she dies. Grindelwald flees, Aberforth holds it against Dumbledore forever, Dumbledore loses the only family he had left and is haunted by the possibility that he was the one who performed the spell that killed Adriana, he has to chase down Grindelwald and stop him. Interestingly, he cites this as the reason he doesn't ever become minister of magic despite being offered the position multiple times.
Instead, Dumbledore goes to Hogwarts and works his way up to headmaster. His students generally adore him, he bonds with misfits especially, Harry being the most notable.
But the first time we see Dumbledore call on a student for help, he's still just a professor. He asks Newt Scamander to help him chase down Grindelwald, as he can't do it himself due to the blood pact he made with Grindelwald in his youth. Newt looks up to Dumbledore and agrees because Dumbledore was the only teacher who stood up for him and kept in contact after he was wrongfully expelled from Hogwarts.
Then there's Hagrid, the half giant who was already treated as an outcast, expelled for similar reasons to Newt. He's invited to teach at Hogwarts as an adult. As are Lupin, suffering from the taboo of lycanthropy, and Snape, a former death eater. He houses Trelawney after she's fired, helps Sirius hide when he escapes Azkaban, and generally seems to come to the aid of the oddballs and outcasts, including Harry, who lost his parents to Voldemort.
All of these students, of course, have use to him. Newt helps him defeat Grindelwald, Hagrid is willing to follow Dumbledore through anything, Trelawney is a prophet and unknowingly aids in the fight, Lupin, Sirius, Snape, and Harry are all willing to die for him.
Even in the books Aberforth tells Harry he's being used, and that Dumbledore has a history of using his students 'for the greater good.' He has no issue sacrificing his students for what he deems to be a good cause. But that's the true reason why he denied the position of minister of magic - he has far more power as headmaster. He got to know every young wizard in the UK for generations, and was able to leave a positive impression at a young age, so that, when he needed it, he always knew just who to go to for the job. And they always agreed, because they felt as though they owed their kind old teacher a favor.
Voldemort attempts to go down the same route, but Dumbledore recognizes his plan and refuses to hire him. Dumbledore is the only man that Voldemort fears because he basically has control (or, at the very least, some major influence) over every wizard in the UK. He could squash Voldemort. But he doesn't. He sends an 11 year old to do the work for him.
But forget Voldemort, the idea of Dumbledore gaining this amount of power with the right amount of charm, kindness, and manipulation is one of the most interesting things in the story! Imagine if it had actually been utilized! Dumbledore already had a whole arc about his bad experiences with muggles, his desire for equality, imagine if he had quietly pushed generations of students towards revolution! And JKR does nothing with this! She builds up this story of oppression, abuse, and dedicated a huge chunk of the last book to Dumbledore's rise to power - and throws it all away.
Harry questions it all for 5 minutes, becomes a cop and upholds the broken system, names his kid after one of his abusers, the end.
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Morning.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) dir. David Yates
Harry Potter characters in Deathly Hallows (ish) as Hamilton quotes
Lily & James: “But when you’re gone, who remembers your name? Who keeps your flame?”
Harry Potter: “We have to win.”
Ron Weasley: “When you knock me down I get the f*ck back up again!”
Draco Malfoy: “I am the one thing in life I can control.”
Sirius Black: “I’m laughing in the face of casualties and sorrow.”
Remus Lupin: “I don’t wanna fight, but I won’t apologize for doing what’s right.”
Hermione: “Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me.”
Neville: “If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?”
Snape: “I’ll kill your friends and family to remind you of my love.”
Fred Weasley: “Someday I would blow us all away.”
George Weasley: “If I could spare his life, if I could trade his life for mine, he’d be standing here right now.”
Ginny Weasley: “I’m young, scrappy, and hungry, and I’m not throwin’ away my shot!”
Molly Weasley: “There are moments that the words don’t reach. There is suffering too terrible to name. You hold your child as tight as you can. And push away the unimaginable.”
Dobby: “But we’ll never be truly free until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me.”
Wormtail: “I survived, but I paid for it.”
Luna Lovegood: “Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now!”
Regulus Black: “I may not live to see our glory, but I will gladly join the fight. And when our children tell our story, they’ll tell the story of tonight.”
Dumbledore: “Legacy. What is a legacy?“
George Weasley Headcanons
Hey guys! I couldn’t just put up Fred headcanons and leave George out. So, here they are. My handful of things that I like to imagine make up George. Also please validate me on these.
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George was insanely sensitive as a child and could cry at the drop of a hat. Like any strong emotion would end up manifesting as tears.
He’s still a sensitive boy but hides it well.
However, he will 100% cry if he sees you crying.
As a kid, Molly let him help her cook precisely one time, and he managed to blow up the pot on the stove. While he wasn’t badly hurt, he ended up with a scar on his chin that most people wouldn’t notice unless they looked for it.
He talks to himself when he’s super focused on something.
Sometimes he sings himself through tasks that are giving him troubles.
Absolutely loves playing guitar, but if anyone asks him to play for them, he’ll actually throw it out the window to get out of it.
Sleeps odd hours and can sleep anywhere.
His favorite places to sleep are armchairs, under the kitchen table, and sprawled out on top of you so you can’t move.
Molly used to read him love stories as bedtime stories when he just couldn’t get to sleep, and now he’s a hopeless romantic but awkward about it.
Like he’ll plan super sweet, romantic dates in his head. Please let him take you on them.
He’s actually deeply insecure because he sees himself as the less important twin.
Loves it when you kiss his hands.
Has a scarily convincing American accent.
When he was little and just learning to ride a broom, he ran into a tree and got stuck in it for like two hours before one of his brothers found him.
He’s way shyer than he’d ever let on, but it’s easy to tell when you get him flustered.
He had a pretty mild stutter when he was little, and now it only shows up when he’s super embarrassed about something.
Also, can’t stop talking when he’s embarrassed.
Then he gets more embarrassed and stutters harder, and it becomes a vicious cycle until someone stops him.
Absolute fucking powerhouse of a brain.
Like you could ask him pretty much anything, and he probably knows the answer.
Almost got expelled once for punching a guy who was being creepy with Ginny when she was definitely too young.
The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad shit about people. How many witches hexed their best friend’s dress robes to always be one size too small because they were fighting? And you expect me to believe that people ACTUALLY stayed in bed during curfew instead of flying through the Scottish highlands? Also the castle is designed to ruin your fucking life. Can you imagine being drunk on the moving staircases?? That’s an entire mythology of student stories in and of itself. I’m just saying, when I was in high school someone locked and duct taped a car alarm into a locker and then set it off for two hours straight and I’m 95% sure he wasn’t even a wizard
I love how literally 99% of the comments on this post are like “Yeah but it’s written from Harry’s perspective and boy is fuckin stupid”
Reblog if you think we should get a seven season Marauders Netflix show starting with the kids at 11 and going all the way to 17, covering every year at Hogwarts (also featuring Lucius, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Molly, Arthur, Alice, Frank, etc)
this fuckn sorting hat quiz is a little too real sometimes what the fuck
THIS QUIZ BOUTTA SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS MY TRUE HOGWARTS HOUSE
(the quiz)
Wait what I’m a Gryffindor primary with a Slytherin secondary and I model Ravenclaw both primary and secondary but also model Gryffindor secondary?
Why has no one ever told me I’m a freaking Gryffindor who acts like a Slytherin but loves and tries to be a Ravenclaw? What is going on.. I’m confused
I don’t want you to abandon Ravenclaw (no seriously don’t leave me alone here) but are you shocked? are you? Your entire vibe is chaotic, impulsive, righteous and in love with swords
This quiz just restated what I already knew.
Gryffindor through and through with Hufflepuff tendencies.
I’m happy with that :)
(some) Riordanverse characters (bc I never read TKC) and which Hogwarts House I think they would be in
Warning: this is a long one
Nico: the dude is definitely Gryffindor without a doubt. Like Sorting isn't about some traits and some characteristics, it's about core personality. He may have gone through some of the roughest stuff when he was 10-12, and he was resentful and bitter, but he was brave and bold af throughout everything he did. From learning about his powers, to using them relentlessly despite knowing how exhausted he is afterwards, to his willingness to do whatever is necessary to do what has to be done, because it has to be done. You can't change my mind that he's Gryffindor lol.
Grover: Do I even need to explain why he's Gryffindor? He's a satyr, and even if we're shown strong satyrs, they're not really supposed to be brave fighters. Yet he is one of the strongest, bravest nature spirits we've ever encountered in the Riordanverse, and one of the bravest in general. Like he's so passionate about doing what is good, he's a hero, and the only thing he doesn't match with common Gryffindors is that he's humble and as far from arrogant as could be possible, but it doesn't take his courage away.
Hazel: She's Gryffindor, and core personality-wise, she and Nico are very much alike. They don't ever think about themselves, like Hazel really always does what has to be done, no matter the cost, I mean she literally died preventing Gaea to rise the first time, and she freed Thanatos while believing he would take her back to the Underworld. She's brave af, and she has one of the most strong willpower we've seen in the Riordanverse. She's a passionate hero, and she's the closest thing to a real knight in shining armor.
Lester: I'm gonna place him in Gryffindor because I don't think he fits in in the other houses lmao. That said, as Apollo he's very shitty, but as Lester, he's one of the most courageous people. He's grown so much, he's so willing to actually do stuff now, and sacrifice everything to do what's right, including his life, even if he doesn't know he's gonna survive. Hell, he really went most of TTT with an incredibly painful wound that nearly turned him undead, and he cared more for the future of Camp Jupiter than his own life. Additionally, he's a bit arrogant and cocky, but he truly means well, I love Lester so much.
Clarisse: Look look, all I have to say is that no one could have pulled off less than half the stuff Clarisse has done, she's so Gryffindor it hurts. She's reckless and impulsive, but she's driven by her passion to do good, even if she's the daughter of war, and was bullied by her own father. She's daring, she's bold and she is the hero. She's also arrogant and thinks she can solve everything by herself, something characteristic more of the canon Gryffindors in the books, rather than what the fans have shaped. In fact, she's very much like Gryffindors in the books, who are actually very rude to other houses and think they're the best. Still, at heart, she's in this house.
Alex: I'm in a huge dilemma about where to put them, but I reckon they'd fit pretty fine in Gryffindor. Not only are they daring and courageous, they're proud of who they are, but not in a too full of themselves kind of way, rather in a 'I am who I am, and if you can't accept me, fuck off' kind of way. They can get carried away rather easily though, and very arrogant, thinking they don't need anyone else, when they do in fact need some company. They are one of the kindest and at the same time most ambitious characters we've met, but they are brave beyond understanding in a very personal way, thus, Gryffindor.
Percy: I think it's fair to say he'd be Hufflepuff, because loyalty is literally his fucking fatal flaw, and he is the kindest sweetheart to all those who deserve it, he goes out of his way to help those who need help, whether that be mortals, halfbloods, gods, magical creatures or even his own enemies. He's too good for this world, and even if he's grown a bit bitter, he always looks to fight justly for what is right, and never loses faith in others. That, and the fact that he turned down immortality so that the olympians were more inclusive of minor gods, and their children were treated better. He's just a lovely soul, he's like 80% Hufflepuff so that's enough for me. All that and he's stubborn as hell.
Jason: Hufflepuff. Just, undoubtedly Hufflepuff. Like he seems to be this cold and self centered hero with a superiority complex (bc of all the son of Jupiter stuff) but he's the softest guy there is. Not only is he hardworking, open minded and kind, he appreciates justice but he doesn't seek for revenge or anything, he makes sure people are treated fairly and wants everyone to be accepted. Proof of that is how he continued Percy's job of including more gods, and made sure Nico felt comfortable with who he was. He truly has a heart of gold. (He deserved better btw)
Meg: God I can't decide between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor, but I think I'll go with the former. She's so strong, my baby, she's faced so much wrong, but she's still so kind and understanding of others, especially those who deserve kindness. She puts up such a hard facade, but she's so patient and warm and inclusive. She's brave and strong (as strong as the big three kids, if not stronger), but she's also so loyal to her beliefs despite how she was forced someone else's beliefs for years, so I'll keep her in Hufflepuff. Also, she's stubborn af, and she can be lazy, so that settles it.
Will: I KNOW some people will say Will could be in other houses that are not Hufflepuff, BUT I won't have it any other way. Will is literally the warmest person ever. He is kind and sympathetic and enthusiastic and patient and inclusive. Like Helga Hufflepuff would take one look at him and lose her shit screaming "mine". He's the guy who saw the son of Hades so many people were scared of and immediately grabbed his hand and transfered him some warmth and didn't let him go ahead and get himself killed. He's also the one who everyone loves and likes, so much that Clarisse gets along with him and he can calm her down. He's the ideal Hufflepuff, you can't change my mind.
Magnus: I mean, what else can you expect from the son of the god of summer? He's literally a guy who heals others with warmth. He's also the guy who spent years on the street with the most difficult situations, and accepts every single person the way they are. He's inclusive af, and tolerant of everything. He's the guy who's closest include a deaf elf, a Muslim valkyrie, and a black dwarf, and he's dating a genderfluid person. Yes he's brave, and he's kinda smart, and he's ambitious, BUT none of those qualities overpower his Hufflepuff nature.
Piper: Kinda debated whether Gryffindor or Ravenclaw fits more, but in the end I went with Ravenclaw. Even though she isn't a fighter, she's very very brave, yet her bravery isn't compared to her wits. Like others in the PJOverse, she wins her fights by outsmarting her opponents, but unlike others that's one of her strongest traits. She's witty and creative and a little on the negative side, she really struggled to work in a group rather than by herself. On another note, she's able to keep calm in crazy situations and come up with the craziest most unthinkable solutions (I'm talking borderline ridiculous) that always somehow work. She's not booksmart, but she knows so much about everything, and she's lifesmart you know?
Reyna: Why are some of these so hard? Deeply debating whether she'd be Ravenclaw or Slytherin. In the end I'd go more for Ravenclaw though. Reyna's smart as hell, she's strong and sharp, and she always sees the best way out of a situation. She's witty and observant, being able to keep her cool in battle and lead others in the best direction. She's always looking to grow, and she prefers to do things on her own, but she's a great leader. She has some Slytherin qualities, and she's not learning as learning oriented as others, but she's definitely Ravenclaw.
Sam: Let's face it, Sam has the only active neurons in all of MCGA, she's definitely Ravenclaw. I'm gonna be honest though, I've only read MCGA once, so I can't remember much of their personalities, but Sam is witty and clever, pretty much the only one who can come up with competent plans, while the others rely mostly on luck and whatever plan they can cook up in 5 seconds. She's loyal and true to who she is, and she's extremely courageous and proud of who she is, but her sharpness is what she stands out for me, which is why I put her in Ravenclaw.
Annabeth: I know the obvious option is Ravenclaw, but I genuinely think she's also Slytherin. Yes she is booksmart and wise like Ravenclaw, but her personality matches Slytherins' ambitious, cunning and resourceful nature. She's smart as fuck, but she's calculative, she always finds a way to end up winning, and while she does so by outsmarting her opponents, she wouldn't need to outsmart them if she weren't so competitive. I feel like there's this 40/60 odds on Slytherin rather than Ravenclaw, but it's that small difference that counts. Plus her leadership skills are so powerful that people don't ask, they just know she's the boss.
(Also just picture the sweet and loyal Hufflepuff boy with the strong and cunning Slytherin girl, like it should be as opposite as it is with Poseidon and Athena, but they're so cute)
Leo: Idk what you can expect that's not Slytherin. This boy is the embodiment of ambition and determination. Reminder that not all Slytherins are bad btw (I'm slytherin myself), but like he's life smart and cunning, and he can analyze situations faster than anyone else. He's charismatic and talented, and there's no one to stop him from triumphing. I don't have much to say, I just know he'd be in Slytherin.
Rachel: She's kinda a difficult one, and I struggle between Gryffindor and Slytherin, and tbh I'm still not sure. But I think I'd place her in Slytherin, because even if she's brave af (especially since she was a mortal fighting in a war out of her power), her main trait is her determination. When she's set on something, she gets it done. You can't tell her she can't do something, because she will find a way to do it. She's kind, and she's only a mortal, but she still has incredible power unlike any other. I don't think I can really name it, but I think she'd be put on Slytherin with much difficulty from the Sorting Hat.
Luke: Where else could Luke possibly go? On the meaner side Slytherins have created themselves, Luke would be part of those misled by who preceded them, by those who want to take advantage of their mistreatment (bc let's face it, Slytherins are mistreated by both students and Hogwarts staff), and turn them cold and bitter. Luke is ambitious and manipulative, being manipulated himself, and it comes easily because of his natural charisma and talent. He's very freaking determined and cunning too. He'd fit right into Slytherin, but he'd be viewed as one of the rotten lot.
Thalia: I don't have much to say about this, but Thalia is the girl whose fatal flaw is their desire for power (or smth along those lines), just like most Slytherins. She's ambitious, she's smart, she's truly talented, she stands out between the rest, and she knows it, and she actually kinda likes it.
(Also I put Annabeth, Thalia and Luke in the same house because they're all kinda similar, even if their beliefs and postures are different.
Frank: Ngl I'm having more difficulty with Frank than anyone else. I'm kinda torn between Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. I literally can't choose. He'd fit perfectly in any of them lmao, I just can't decide where he'd go. You decide this one yourself.
Please keep in mind, this is my personal opinion and my take on the characters, and not all of you will agree, and that's fine! You can let me know what you think (kindly please, don't come at me), and if you want to, send me an ask on a character you want me to do the same as these (as long as it's not TKC, I'M SORRY I haven't read those) go ahead, don't be shy!
they would, and they did.
you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back
Pottermore made wallpapers! (I'll post the rest in the reblog!) Here they are for those of you who don't have Instagram!
That's all of em!
(Click on them and screenshot for better quality)
Found the last Slytherin aswell!
Gryffindor: You know, you're pretty horrible at conversation.
Ravenclaw: Thanks, it's the social anxiety.