[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[dankassbitchh]

[andtheycallmethecockroach]

[theweirdwideweb]

[nyabbycat]

[dewaxed]

Dabs of Pineapple Cake 🎂🍍

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[decembersoul]

1. Bernie Sanders marching with Dr. King in Selma, Alabama 2. Bernie Sander being arrested for defying a folk music ban in Washington Square Park. 3.  Bernie Sanders being arrested for protesting racial segregation (Chicago, 1963). 4. Bernie sanders being arrested in Chicago again. 5. Bernie sanders leading a sit in against segregated housing. 6. Bernie arrested again for protesting  housing segregation.    hey America,this is that old man that you have doubts about running the country. all his life he’s been fighting for the everyman,you and me,and he’s not going to stop. his values and sacrifices are what made America through out history.

[ms-cellanies]

He has been on THE FRONT LINES all of his life.  

He acts on his beliefs.

He believes EVERYONE has value.

PLEASE VOTE FOR BERNIE if you haven’t voted yet.

[toomucharitime]

How can I believe anything that you say? It took a fucking spell for you to care about anyone other than yourself.

[sunflower-cane]

Taken from twitter

[o-bae-wan-kenobi]

Less since they upped benefits (at least in US) due to the virus and people still can barely survive

[spacehunter-m]

creepypasta where it becomes increasingly clear the monster is just a horse

[anxietyproblem]

[kaelio]

I assumed everyone knew this, but

candy desk . yeah I know you’re like “it would be stupid in a tv show if a senator famous for being a libertarian idiot whose ribs got broken in a fistfight over yard waste was infected with a virus from a one-in-a-century pandemic and continued to rifle around in the senate republican’s candy pile”. well sorry Sorkin but this is the real world and that’s just how it is

oh yeah because I forgot to mention, it was Rand Paul because of fucking course it was

[kaelio]

also in case you didn’t know this, the US Capitol also has its own little rinky dink subway system that only they can use at it looks like this

[kaelio]

and it looked like this in 1912 because yep it’s been there that whole time

[slowspinningredemption]

willy wonka’s chocolate factory

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

article tells me there are, in fact, separate candy desks for republican and democrat senators. the republican candy desk, which is the better-known one, is operated by a singular sugar daddy, while democrats can contribute to a candy fund in order to partake of their side’s hoard

@ us senate yall really run a country like this????

[ichaserabbits]

Jesus Christ if you read it in a book you’d say it was too on the nose. What the fuck.

[alterboyx]

Republicans make confectioners donate all their candy to them while the democrats pitch in to pay for the candy are you fucking kidding me…I had to read the article myself and it’s somehow worse than I thought

[backarching]

Ask me kinky questions

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks.

23. How did you discover you were kinky?

24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?

25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?

27. Something that never fails to make you horny:

28. Where is one place you would never have sex?

29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)

31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?

32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:

34. How big is too big?

35. One sexual thing you would never do:

36. Three spots that drive me insane:

37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

38. Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?

40.  If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?

41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?

42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?

43. Do you watch porn?

44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?

46. Spanking: turn on or turn off?

47.  What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

48. Biggest sexual fantasy?

49. Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

50. Thoughts on period sex?

[goodgirlsgettocum]

Go on ❤️

[vegan-anarchist-1312]

[n0na9on]

[encoffin]