o3ak

That smut author your mom warned you about 30/she Profile pics by Karolina Grabowska & cottonbro

[o3ak]

Fic Masterlist

Updated é& May 2022

Our Flag Means Death

Multi-chapter fics

Desuetude (Ed x Stede) - NSFT, TW: sex, sexual violence - WIP

One-shots

Mend (Frenchie x Reader Fluff) - SFT

Encanto Bruno x F!Reader smut - Minors DNI - 18+

Multi-chapter fics

Seasons - Variation A

Also on AO3

Chapter 1: Fall (sub!Bruno, TW: bondage, sex)

Chapter 2: Winter (sub!Bruno, TW: bondage, edging, praise kink, sex)

Chapter 3: Spring (sub!Bruno and dom!Bruno, TW: rough sex, spanking, slight breeding kink)

Chapter 4: Summer (sub!Bruno, TW: bondage, praise kink, edging)

Chapter 5: Epilogue (dom!Bruno, TW: rough sex, praise kink, slight forced orgasm)

One-shots

Spring Flowers (TW: oral sex, rimming, fingering, threesome, sex pollen trope)

Quiet in the library (TW: sub!Bruno, dom!Reader, public sex, butt plug, humiliation, edging)

Bedtime (TW: frottage)

Work in progress

Seasons – Variation  B

Chapter 1: September (dom!Bruno, blasphemy, spanking with belt, intercrural, oral, fingering)

Chapter 2: October (SubBruno, domReader, pegging - virgin Bruno, mentions of F/F/M and F/M/M threesome, slight choking, slight humiliation)

Chapter 3: November   (roleplay (rp loss of virginity, rp age gap older man/younger woman), very slight top!Bruno, oral and vaginal sex)

Chapter 4: December (service top Reader, service top Bruno, erectile dysfunction, body   worship, leash, choking, vaginal sex using sex toys, oral, vaginal   fingering, anal fingering, clit-warming à la cock-warming)

Chapter 5: January (domBruno, edging, ruined orgasm, oral sex, fingering, vaginal sex)

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

Offline due to my qualms & ailments

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

Online due to my qualms & ailments

[kindlingnorah]

qualms & ailments due to my Online

[o3ak]

qualms & ailments due to my offline

[raisedeyebrowemojii]

Full stop, I hate how disabled people are ripped off when it comes to buying basic items. Why the fuck is an electric wheelchair $4000, ableds can buy a used car cheaper than that. Ableds get everything catered to them yet I’m trying to get a new wheelchair and can’t afford it. That’s my fucking legs. This also applies to things that disabled people want, like I shouldn’t have to pay $1000 for an adapted guitar. You’re ripping one of the poorest population in the world.

There needs to be a cap on how much vendors can charge for equipment rentals and items that are needed or wanted by disabled people but y’all not ready to talk about that.

Ableds, stop monopolizing off disabled people. (Ableds can reblog this - actually it’s encouraged - but don’t comment!)

[clichejoe]

Candlelight End Notes

Hooooo boy kiddos, this is going to be a long one. 

I know I’ve been kind of off the fanfic radar for the past few weeks, but that was purely because this post right here was taking up most of my time. 

Trying to find a way to word all of the amazing feelings that this project has evoked simply isn’t possible. So instead, I offer you this:

I’ve never finished any writing before. Ever. 

I’ve never written anything over 80k words until I did this, and I know for a fact that the only reason I ever achieved as much as I did with Candlelight is because of you. 

Not you, generally. You specifically. 

Whether you commented, left kudos, reblogged, made fanart, messaged me, encouraged me, dealt with my ramblings about AUs and ideas, even if you literally just clicked on the link and went huh, nice and never thought about it again - I mean you. 

You matter. And you made all the difference to me. 

So to every single one of you, thank you.

Some specific shout-outs go to the following poor bastards who’ve had to deal with me in their own ways:

@neon-green-eyes @rosellacwrites @avocado-writing @o3ak @artsynellyyy @lunamadrigal @thecrazyashley-blog @cheesy-cryptid @sharknadoslutt @overly-dramatic-artist @breannaaiedail @missilestorm1 @daffy-dillysinthehillys

You are all delightful people. 

I hope Candlelight lived up to the expectations and hype, and I hope you enjoyed reading it. I know I certainly enjoyed writing it.

And finally - I would die for Juan. 

- C.J.

[o3ak]

Here's to one of my (everyone's?) favourite multichapter fics in the Encanto fandom, and to Reme, the Encanto OC i've identified with the most.

[possumsmushroom]

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

TAIKAAAAAA

[thebiggestnope]

@o3ak it was improvised???

[o3ak]

@thebiggestnope AAAaAaaAAaA screaming crying stomping my feet, taika you genius

[thelaurenshippen]

leaving kudos on ao3 isn’t enough I need to be able to eat the fic

[insomniac-arrest]

one of my favorite anecdotes from the Stonewall riots is when the commotion first started rumbling and distracting the cops, one set of arrested people escaped the police wagon handcuffed together. The pair then walked around Greenwich village until they found someone in the S/M community for a handcuff key.

“No kink at pride.” Babe, who’s gonna unlock the handcuffs? 

[blckbnnt]

one day in march i was like “oh taika waititi’s in a new show” and i haven’t known peace since.

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Constructive Criticism

[down-with-capitalism]

My Eco-Terrorist Son is Absolutely Dripless

[unskilled-dabbler]

If anyone wants to see a WIP of an almost naked middle aged tío, send me a DM & I'll send a sneak peak 👀👀👀❤️

(minors DNI! This is spicy)

[thecrazyashley-blog]

It's worth it, y'all

[o3ak]

Unholy, and of course i would NEVER, and also i did

[willowcrowned]

the nature of tumblr is that every so often a beloved mutual will reblog a horny picture of a middle aged man and you just have to grin and bear it

[willowcrowned]

“haha that’s never happened to me” I hate to break it to you but if you don’t HAVE a beloved mutual who unwillingly submits you to horny images of middle aged men then you ARE the beloved mutual who unwillingly submits people to horny images of middle aged men

[o3ak]

@thebiggestnope or you can be both

[sourpatchgoat]

Young, dumb and- (2.0)

[laz-laz-ace-pilot]

I promise I'll shut up about UK politics soon, but not a day goes by without another Tory scandal and today the invoice for Boris Johnson's £200,000 No. 11 renovations leaked, and while it reveals there were some fascinating choices made (like £500 for a table cloth, £7,000 for a rug, £6,000 for a lamp, £3,675 for a trolley, all while Boris's government has plunged the country into poverty), some of you may not know what these renovations look like and...

well...

[ralfmaximus]

Yet another crime exposed

[only-tiktoks]

[anachronistic-cat]

This is important.

This is what people are.

We want to be useful, and we want to make people happy

Pay attention to this.

[lnter-net]

Shoutout to Marx's theory of alienation right here

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

And it’s also terrifying! Like it’s the kind of vulnerability you can’t do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you. 

Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like “hey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adults” and hope that the other person says “I see, yes I also think we should address this like adults” (instead of “no I didn’t” or “you’re overreacting” or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives). 

[picturesimlivinthru]

Worth the read my oh my

[thegreenpea]

[o3ak]

Larry, an island of stability in the current political climate