Smutty Bedtime Stories And Cozy Cups Of Tea

She/Her. 30-something. Hyperfixation is the name of the game. Good Omens, Encanto, Our Flag Means Death

[thebiggestnope]

Fic Masterlist

Good Omens

Aziraphale's First Orgasm (Multi-chapter fic and current all-consuming brainrot. NSFW.)

Encanto

The Training of Bruno Madrigal (<- This is the main multi-chapter fic. NSFW.)

The Training of Bruno Madrigal Shorts/Oneshots (Standalone scenes that take place in the same universe as the main fic)

Bruno the Music Fan (short) - Adriana nudges Bruno to flirt with his favorite singer. Adriana’s POV. SFW.

Period Sex (short) - Bruno takes care of Adriana. Bruno’s POV. NSFW. CW: Very gentle dom!Bruno, vaginal fingering, menstruation

Touch Yourself for Me (short) - Adriana asks Bruno to put on a show for her. Bruno’s POV. NSFW. CW: Male masturbation, oral sex.

Bruno's New Underpants (short) - Bruno shows off his tight new briefs for Adriana. Adriana's POV. NSFW. CW: sub!Bruno, femdom, exhibitionism

Out of His Mind with Need (short) - Adriana binds up Bruno in a sleep slack and edges him until he has an out-of-body experience. NSFW. CW: sub!Bruno, bound and gagged Bruno, face obstruction, edging, orgasm control, orgasm denial, praise kink.

Arcilla AU

Collab with @rinnysega

Meet Owsaldo (Ozzy) and Ms. Colombia (short) - Get to know this fashionable, sweet man and his pet macaw. They both just arrived as refugees to the encanto. SFW.

In the Sashes (short) - Ozzy and Gus make love. NSFW. Link includes NSFW illustration. CW: anal sex

Stuck In Bed All Day (short). - Ozzy throws his back out building a wall for Gus's garden and Gus fusses over him. SFW. CW: Mentions of back pain.

Facepainting (short). - Gus, skilled painter that he is, paints Ozzy's face for a festival. SFW.

Gus and Ozzy Go to the Library. (short) - Gus finds a salacious book and nudges Ozzy to read it. SFW but with spicy elements. CW: Mentions of flogging, description of an erotic illustration.

Cologne (pair of shorts) - Gus and Ozzy think of each other dreamily after a date. One was written by @rinnysega, and one was written by me. SFW.

Dirt Stew (short) - Ozzy tells his sister and niece about his date with Gus. SFW.

Making Love (short) More lovemaking. NSFW. Link includes NSFW illustration. CW: Anal sex.

Bruno x Reader

Bruno Doms You in a Church (short) - The title says it all. AFAB reader. NSFW. CW: dom!Bruno, rough sex, blasphemy/religious kink, some overtones of CNC

The Coming Storm - Bruno in the omegaverse. AMAB reader. NSFW. CW: a/b/o dynamics, mating cycles/in heat, penetrative sex, multiple male orgasms

Summer Camp AU

(Not all OCs are my own. Their creators are tagged in works.)

The Boathouse (short) - Bruno, Paola, and Hernando get up to some mischief. NSFW. CW: MMF threesome

Bunkbeds After Dark (short) - Fellas, is it gay to jerk off with your bunkmate? NSFW. CW: Male masturbation

Miscellaneous

(OCs not my own)

Prophetic Hijinks Bruno Has a Breeding Kink - (short). Bruno and Elena of the Prophetic Hijinks comics explore Bruno's nascent breeding kink. NSFW. CW: Breeding kink, vaginal sex, vaginal fingering.

Our Flag Means Death

The Room Upstairs - Frenchie x F!Reader. Frenchie gets handcuffed and gently spanked. NSFW. CW: bondage, spanking, hand job.

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[bon-bonsai]

snakes are cold-blooded

[dingledraw]

Shhh! Their favorite show is on 🤫🌍

[plumebeat]

What should've happened at Tadfield Manor

[redstonedust]

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

[melanqueerly]

Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.

[phinarei]

Not being a dick, just a friendly clarification.

By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.

There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.

That's queerbaiting.

Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.

The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.

Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.

[plumebeat]

An oldie of mine.

[carfuckerlynch]

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

[carfuckerlynch]

THANK YOU @witchoflight it is indeed "on traveling together" by Kayleb Rae Candrilli

[sarah-the-artiste]

It didn't feel right not to include these two as well all things considered. I fell in love with them so quickly and so completely. This one took me a while to get the colors just right, but I think it was worth it.

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[starrynet]

[hiveswap]

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

[hiveswap]

"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.

[nirtonic]

[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]

[wheremermaidsdwell]

I've been meaning to make a post talking about my stroke because y'all got bits and pieces of the recovery but I never actually told the story of HOW it went down and the thing is the type of stroke I had is usually the type young people have and since having mine i've now heard multiple stories of people under 40 having very similar strokes and the scary thing is, is that they didn't get help right away. Because you're young and healthy and sure you feel weird but it'll pass right? but it doesn't, and it gets worse, and by the time you get to the hospital (some people literally take days to go) the deficits are worse and recovery is harder.

so here's a super long post about strokes in general, and mine in particular/what I went through.

So for strokes the signs are abbreviated BE FAST. Balance loss, Eyesight changes, Face drooping, Arm weakness, Speech difficulty, -> Time to call 911.

Had I known those MAYBE I would have figured it out but my symptoms were a little mixed. I was reading (fanfic!) in bed because it was a sunday morning and i had nothing pressing to do and suddenly got dizzy. I put my laptop aside because my eyes were blurring (Eyesight changes - symptom #1), and laid down, thinking it would pass, it didn't, it's a little vague how it progressed because I'd been having headaches and neckpain for about 3 weeks leading up to it so I was like 'idk is this a migraine?' (headaches can be a stroke symptom so symptom #2) but i got nauseous and eventually got up and to my utmost surprise I immediately fell over as if I was the drunkest of frat bros. The room literally spun before my eyes as I fell to the floor (Balance loss - symptom #3). I have had some Nights and I had never been that unsteady before. I crawled my way to the bathroom, threw up (nausea - not a common stroke symptom) , took 800mg of ibuprofen, and crawled back to bed.

if you know anything about ibuprofen you might know it's a mild blood thinner and that's a high dose. I may have inadvertently helped myself with that one. I was just feeling like shit and thinking 'idk this might help'

At this point I still thought we were still in Normal Land. Sure, it was a weird morning, but Surely There Was A Reason. (Yes There Was) Anyway, as I'm lying there willing my body to stop suffering I realize my arm is going numb (stroke symptom #4) and I switch positions, because weird, but it doesn't go away, and I gave it a good little while. I'm on a medication that can make my limbs tingle but it usually just does it to my fingers and it dissipates quickly but this wasn't dissipating, and then I realized one of my legs was also going numb. Then one side of my face is going numb.

(at the time I did not look in the mirror but I had a drooping eyelid - symptom #5)

Those all seem bad. I grab my computer and google 'when to go to the hospital for dizzyness' as that felt like the worst of my problems. and indeed the list I found highlighted that if you are also experiencing loss of balance, blurred vision, nausea, and limb numbness, you should see a doctor. That seems like far too many symptoms to be having all to be listed. I grab my phone (thankfully plugged in and by my bed), and start layering on more clothing because it's about 10 degrees out and i'm in a pajama dress. The very nice man at 911 talks with me and sends an ambulance, I tell him I don't think I can get out the front door of my building on my own and he asks if I can get to MY apartment door to which I say yes and he assures me that's fine they will have keys to my building.

(I have been since informed they love to chop down doors but no, I could get that far)

I wait by my door laying down on the ground and they arrive pretty quickly. They see to me in the hallway, which is more of a lobby in my building and the only place with room for me to lie down (I cannot stand unassisted at this point) they ask me a bunch of questions, take vitals, and ask me where I would like to be taken. Me, having never had to go to the fucking hospital in an emergency before, simply go 'wherever is close' because I again, I am having a stroke and do not have the wherewithal to think through these things.

A big firefighter helps me down the stairs (it's only a half flight and I still almost did not make it) and we get underway.

At the hospital they wheel me into triage and I mostly lie there gratefully and answer some questions and respond to some tests (grip strength, following a pen with my eyes, that sort of thing) and then I hear what is great when you've been at urgent care for two hours but what is Very Bad when you just arrived in an ambulance and that's 'She's next'. I jumped the line for a CT scan and an MRI. I was there less than ten minutes before I was actively being scanned. honestly closer to five.

my active symptoms seem to have been worse than some of the stories I've heard, not being able to walk AT ALL in particular, although some other are pretty equal (Footless Jo on youtube had a stroke around the same time I did of the same type and has discussed hers, she delayed going in despite the severity for a variety of reasons and it sounds like her recovery has been difficult) My recovery was pretty easy because i was actively being cared for and on blood thinners right away. I was pretty out of it in the beginning, but I was only in the hospital for 6 days and then in a rehab for another 4 to relearn how to walk and balance, then i was released unto the world and just spent time going to physical therapy and recovering for awhile. I was out of work for about 8 weeks total. I basically had the best outcome for a stroke. I recovered almost fully back to 100% (I'm about 2% less sure footed than I used to be, but it's rarely noticeable), my face still feels a little weird but has markedly improved so I live in hope it will eventually get back to normal. It massively sucked. But strokes can fuck you up for life and I came out a weird medical story to tell and have to take some extra medication now/precautions to take (i cannot do certain types of yoga, no weightlifting, no push ups, no going on rollercoasters.... things that could strain my neck essentially) but overall I escaped very lucky.

[intosnarkness]

Some of you might remember me talking about this when it happened- please read and be aware that strokes can happen at any age!

[ober-affen-geil]

Knew someone who had a stroke in her 30s and her experience was pretty similar to this minus the numbness. Just a note do NOT take blood thinners if you think it might be a stroke. If its a clot in an artery yes, they will help but in other cases the clot is a result of a tear in an artery that the body is trying to repair. You Do NOT want to take blood thinners while your body is trying to repair a tear in an artery and you will not be able to tell which type it is without hospital scans. The person I knew had a stroke of the second kind and blood thinners would have caused more problems than they solved.

[simkaye]

Fraternizing 🌼