fast as it can go

i'm not going home

[oarsmenrowtheboat]

Nive Nielsen & The Deer Children // Live @ Rockpalast Bonus Kazoo:

[ahnk123-deactivated20250224]

Delainey Hayles as Claudia Interview with the Vampire — season 2

[tardisslayer]

I'M DOING EXTREMELY WELL😃😃😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[fixing-bad-posts]

but in all seriousness, please watch my favourite performance of this monologue of all time

[council-of-beetroot]

People should use this text embellishment more

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[blogginaturfuneral]

[britomart]

[ID: a black cap with the words “make movies shorter” on the front in all caps. on the back in smaller text it reads “97 minutes (with credits)” /end ID.]

[panelshowsource]

[st5lker]

[madmonksandmaenads]

I'm always saying this as a jizz aficionado.

[102ki]

[l0stvegas]

Got Bones? (Printable)

Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere

[l0stvegas]

I should specify, for those who are apprehensive:

- The phone number attached to this poster is real, and works.

- It’s not a random stranger’s number, please don’t worry. I set the number up specifically for this piece.

- You will not get a live person on the line, it’s just a pre-recorded message (unless my finger slips and I accidentally answer one of the incoming calls, in which case I will inevitably panic and immediately hang up)

- It does, however, cost me like nine bucks a month to keep this text app phone number running for the sake of the joke. Which isn’t a lot, but I’m honestly pretty broke these days. So if this poster amuses you and you want to chip in to help this thing live on so other people can call the number, you can toss me a dollar or something over on my Ko-Fi page. I’m gonna try to keep it public and live for as long as I feasibly can, however.

[l0stvegas]

This is genuinely the funniest possible result that could have come out of this whole thing, I approve

[partywithponies]

When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

[wildzero]

literally how it feels to play video game tutorials high

[aaronstveit]

if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in your window

[heedra]

when a human infant is in the womb, moments from being be born, a vague figure of glowing amber light appears before them. in one hand, it holds a small soapstone carving of a coiled eel. in the other hand it holds a mortar and pestle made of polished red quartz. it bids the infant to choose between these two things, but we don't know the significance of this choice, because all babies throughout history with no exception have always picked the soapstone eel. so that's still one of the big mysteries out there.

[mokeonn]

decided to warm up today by drawing my favorite image of all time

[nancyspungensdungeon]

All of NoHo Hank's pop culture references in Barry (2018-2023)

[logarto]

rudy time

[panwithafrogman]

I wish it was rudy time all the time