the world’s soggiest spreadsheet

He/they…..they/he? Phd polar scientist, cat dad, tired

[papayajuan2019]

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

[whitachi]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

Perfect shoes for when you need to shit in the club

[inlandwest]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[dreamcastmod]

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

[valkvriesuitremade-blog]

if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once

[wichatime]

[systemdeez]

Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.

[transxfiles]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[angelsaxis]

Today on Hozier liked

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[beautifully-said]

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[gayrat-deactivated19690420]

With No-ublock, you can flood advertisers’ sites with their own ads.

[willnill]

how does that work??

doesn't seem to be available on firefox

[gayrat-deactivated19690420]

Oh it doesn’t, I’m just lying for attention. Wish it was true, though!

[willnill]

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[orcboxer]

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

[dorian-they]

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

[orcboxer]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most