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He/they…..they/he? Phd polar scientist, cat dad, tired

[sacred-portal]

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[aetherograph]

More context:

the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.

ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys

ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food

the starling got home safely

the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.

at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.

ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[dogpuppy]

[themainspoon]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[hiltontower]

[h3r0-hunter]

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[xenopeach]

[luke-thompsons]

WAKE UP DEAD MAN : A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025), dir. Rian Johnson

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies