Oats for two at oats HQ

side blog full of re'd bloggeds. see @muesli-command for further information.

[oatshq]

who is?

I write and say stuff sometimes

here I repost and socialize

that is the it

[jelloapocalypse]

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omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

[fatestayyuri]

ifrit is so funny because her two moms have instilled in her a rigorous set of ethics and morals alongside a deep respect for women but also being raised in rhine lab the #1 premier messy polycule drama capital in all of terra means she looks and dresses exactly like a lesbian fuckboy right down to driving a stolen convertible

[orcboxer]

and the post begins

because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me

GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)

but still, it's just about being polite

so now you know

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[maxschwartz]

i apparently have only tormented twitter with timeskip venus shitposts, not tumblr. one day i’ll draw her in actual clothes but this keeps happening. she’s calling your dad

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[evilvillain123456789]

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

[cognitohazardous]

then its literally not you girl

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[blue-sleeps-in]

i'm glad we're all on the same page

[princessdraconic]

fucking fertility goddess hips i can't get this skirt halfway up my thighs let alone over my ass being a demigod is so fucking hard

[czw]

[headspace-hotel]

It slaps though

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[jadefyre]

17 healed