Ob2Kenobi

Hello there! 24 y/o trans lesbian (she/her) and aspiring writer! Will never use AI in any of my work. Not sure what else to put here. agaubcjicjsh

[ob-2-kenobi]

Links to the stories I've written (in chronological order, by when the most recent part/chapter was posted):

Steamed Hams But It's A Columbo Episode: The Steamed Hams scene from The Simpsons, but Lt. Columbo shows up instead of Chalmers (638 words, 1 chapter, finished)

Vyrsa's Log: Skies of Arcadia fic where Vyse is a trans girl, written from the perspective of her personal journal (67,758 words, 128 chapters, finished)

Honest Love: Post-BotW, Link comes out as transfem to Mipha, but learns she already came out before the Calamity and thus needs to find the memory of it (2,118 words, 1 chapter, finished)

The Crossroads of Transition: Trans girl Zuko realizes Ozai won't accept her, and needs to choose between being her true self and the chance of going home someday. Iroh talks her through it (1,369 words, 1 chapter, finished)

Untitled Trans Girl Dipper Thing: Just a quick little funny post about Dipper coming out as trans to Grunkle Stan, and him immediately doing a rainbow capitalism about it (142 words, 1 chapter, finished)

The Scam of the Century; or, Trans Rights and Trans Wrongs: In the early 1970s, trans woman Grunkle Stan (Stella) teams up with Eda Clawthorne to pull off a multi-million-dollar scam together (7,870 words, 1 chapter, finished)

Wilma Blazkowicz: Trans lesbian B.J. Blazkowicz going through TNO and TNC. Story is mostly similar, but changed to account for her gender when appropriate/necessary (1/31/26: 36,788 words, 20 chapters, unfinished, currently in the middle of TNC)

A Distant Call: During Pikmin 1, Olimar sends out an SOS and Samus answers for a brief conversation (883 words, 1 chapter, finished)

[gonoriq]

Happy pride Month everyone

[ob-2-kenobi]

This makes me think that genders/sexualities work like Pokémon types lol

A wild Lesbian appeared!

Go! Bi Woman!

Lesbian used FLIRT!

It's super effective!!!

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[probuccalfat]

every time a young gay person quits smoking or makes the decision that they want to quit, the sun shines on us all with the promise of happiness and beauty.

[probuccalfat]

i appreciate everybody that’s sharing the sentiment that it’s good for anyone to quit smoking (it is) but i very specifically wanted to highlight and encourage LGBTQ youth because lesbian, gay, and bisexual people are about 1.5 to 2.5 times more likely to smoke cigarettes than heterosexual people, and the statistics for transgender people are even higher than cisgender people. this is due to tobacco companies marketing heavily and aggressively to LGBTQ communities and exploiting the higher rates of mental health struggles prevalent in our communities.

i want and hope to see all my LGTBQ people live long, healthy, fulfilled lives despite how predatory and punishing this world can be. you should stay around as long as you can to make it a little better in your own way.

[this-is-trans-joy]

I wanna specifically shoutout trans men here because back in the day (I don’t know if it’s still prevalent) there was quite a common rumour going around that smoking could make your voice deeper, which meant a huge upstick in young trans men taking up smoking.

So, if any trans men are being told about this, it’s not true!! Smoking will not change your voice, at least not until you’re about forty years down the line and you’ve already irreparably destroyed your lungs and throat and mouth and pretty much every other organ in your body. When you hear heavy smokers with deeper, scratchier voices it is literally because their vocal cords have been ruined. This is not a passive effect of smoking, it is a very very damaging one!

It’s simply not worth it! There will be no meaningful changes except terrible ones. Voice training will do a lot more for you than cigarettes will, I promise that the people urging you to start smoking as a voice training method do not have your best interests at heart!

(And you know what, this also goes for not eating due to the idea that starving yourself will decrease your chest size. Like with smoking, there will be no meaningful changes except terrible ones. Your body is worth so much more than that and there will always be healthier alternatives!)

I wanna see trans people thrive, and one day when things get better and you’re able to start your transition, you’ll want a body that will last as long as possible so you can enjoy every little moment of your life. Please take care of yourself!!

[ob-2-kenobi]

As for trans women and other trans people taking estrogen HRT, smoking has been proven to reduce or even cancel out the effects of estrogen on the body. If you quit smoking, your transition will be faster, fuller, and smoother. I know that it's hard, but your boobs will thank you!

(Btw, afaik smoking only has this effect on estrogen from HRT. Estrogen that AFAB bodies produce naturally is not affected, so smoking is still bad for trans men)

In addition (and this applies to all trans people), smoking increases risks of complications during surgery, so doctors might refuse to let you get whatever surgeries you want if you smoke. They'll at least tell you to quit for a while beforehand, which will be easier to do if you'd already quit to begin with.

[melancholy-moonflower]

Transfem interpretation of Heavy from TF2 as suggested by the lovely @ob-2-kenobi! Thanks for the suggestion! I hope she turned out well! I tried going for a butch sorta look but still trying to look like Heavy without totally upending the design.

In all honesty I've never drawn any of the TF2 cast let alone forcefemmed one lol.

1/3 of the suggestions I got down so far. Send some more via asks or whatnot for other characters you wanna see as transfem!

[ob-2-kenobi]

She looks great!! I agree with the tags that she could be chubbier, but otherwise this is lovely! Heavy Weapons Girl!

Headcanons for her:

- Her name is Sasha-she realized why she liked that name so much! Not sure what she'd rename her gun though. Maybe she wouldn't bother and they'd both be Sasha lol

- Medic helps with her HRT and/or surgeries of course. He also got her hair to grow back, and she can't wait until it's nice and long!

- Lipstick correlates with team color

- Whenever she has other trans girls over she cooks plenty of food to make sure they're eating enough

- Kind of acts like the "mom" of the team now, and goes full "mama bear" mode during battles

[omnybus]

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

[omnybus]

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

[omnybus]

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

[cthulum]

Very relevant indeed

[ob-2-kenobi]

Fourth rule of Fight Club: The right of the Fight Club to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated.

[monharicot]

I know " woke " might tell you if you can do that but fairies really only eat plants and healthy food so it would not be possible for them to be overweight, fat. or chubby

oh...fairies aren't. they aren't real

[norahsdove]

My fat fairy ass eating the sprinkles off of donuts and sipping on sprite puddles

[greebledgoblin]

fairies r fat as shit off nectar

[ob-2-kenobi]

Give me fairies that are built like bumblebees!! Cute round shape with little wings!!

[depsidase]

[highhappyhog]

I made a Zine about this! If anyone ever wants to print and hand it out, please do!

[montyshistoryblog]

Is there a version without the cursing? Not because I'm a prude, but because I can forsee a school or any authority of the building you're in using that as an excuse to make you stop handing out copies. I remember as a kid when I put up posters demanding an end to mandatory head bowing during prayer (catholic school, you didn't have to pray but you had to bow your head to "not distract" and end up looking like you're praying) they pulled me into the office and used my use of "damn" to pull all the posters down and threaten to ring home.

[ob-2-kenobi]

Put together this edit, hope it's okay:

(Changed "fucked up" to "messed up" and "do not give a shit" to "do not care")

[self-loving-vampire]

Trans women are just strictly superior at everything I guess.

Truly speechless at this. "Cis women are so dainty and fragile that moving chess pieces for too long exhausts them."

Please acquire some self-respect (and maybe learn statistics). I am taking psychic damage over here.

So much of transphobia is just exaggerated sexism (or reheated homophobia).

[vintage-vermin]

This one is always on my mind. And always relevant.

[ob-2-kenobi]

The "feminism" leaving terfs' bodies the moment they realize they can hurt trans women by arguing that women are intellectually inferior to men.

[innumerable-voices]

"Show me your tits kid" voted best opening line from an older dyke for the fifth year in a row

[iwanttobutweshouldnt-deactivate]

reblog if this would work on you

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[silveryoasis]

Lmao! That last line! 😂

[thotsoflore]

Keep this in mind if you recently started having sex again after vaginoplasty. It's a super important habit to get into. Especially if you weren't super careful about it preop.

[ob-2-kenobi]

This is also important if you have a penis. The risk is lessened since you have a longer urethra, and also because a penis tends to have more pressure/force when peeing and thus is more capable of flushing things out of the urethra (most UTIs with that anatomy come from within, e.g. kidney stones and prostate issues)-however, the risk is never zero, so it's still a good idea to pee after. Also there will probably still be some amount of semen left behind in your urethra, and it's a good idea to flush that out too (even if you don't ejaculate during orgasm, e.g. if you're transfem and estrogen has had that effect on you, there may still be semen that was produced and just wasn't able to leave the penis).

Also, regardless of what anatomy you have you may feel the urge to pee after sexual activity (regardless of penetration or masturbation). This may sometimes be indicative of a UTI, but it can also be a natural result of things like your pelvic muscles contracting during orgasm causing your bladder to be squished or your prostate contracting during orgasm causing your urinary sphincter to open. I've also heard that it can be caused by your brain not listening to the "I need to pee" signals during sexual activity (since it has more "interesting" things to focus on) and then suddenly realizing it needed to pee all along once things calm down, but I'm not finding anything about that online so take it with a grain of salt.

[ob-2-kenobi]

A Distant Call

After recovering the Dolphin's radio, Olimar sends out an SOS signal-which is picked up by a familiar bounty hunter!

[worstgirlintheclub]

Interacting galaxies NGC 4038 and NGC 4039 in the Corvus constellation

[ob-2-kenobi]

LESBIAN HEART GALAXIES LESBIAN HEART GALAXIES!!!

[ob-2-kenobi]

I was watching Superman the Animated Series earlier, and:

[ob-2-kenobi]

Oh, sure, "very masculine". Spoken like a true egg!

[waiitwotworkshop]

Thoughts on transbian t4t Zukka? I like transfem Sokka and I like transfem Zuko but it's surprisingly difficult to find them being in lesbians with each other

Transfem zukka is so underrated ive drawn some but not nearly enough bc most of the time i focus on just girl zuko, i think sokkas journey could be very interesting, she’d be very torn bc being a warrior is very important to her, would this mean she’d have to give that up? When she meets the kyoshi warriors it explodes her mind and she is very happy she can be both. Then she mets zuko who is also a v beautiful powerful woman and falls immediately

[ob-2-kenobi]

They run into each other in Ba Sing Se and have this exchange:

"...Oh! You've... changed."

"Yeah... so have you."

"Yeah..."

"..."

"..."

(Immediately start kissing each other)

[ob-2-kenobi]

I miss the days when Dropout doing copaganda was a ridiculous joke that would never actually happen.

No company is your friend, and though it hurts I'm at least thankful to be reminded of that.

[ob-2-kenobi]

Transfem Dipper idea:

Mabel already owned a Blåhaj because they went with their parents to IKEA to get furniture one time and Mabel insisted she needed the 3-foot plush shark. After Dipper's egg cracked and she came out, she learned that the Blåhaj was a trans thing, and Mabel was like "(Gasp) It's fate!!" and she gave the Blåhaj to Dipper. Dipper still isn't super into plushies, but every time she sees it she's reminded of how her sister loves and accepts her :)