bees in a trenchcoat

writing and drawing occur sporadically in this mess of a mind, please ignore the chainsaws and knives on your way in

[faerynova]

its femslash february.

yeah.

[obligatory-shirt]

i think about this daily

[staff]

we fucked up

[hexfloog]

Sometimes I think I'm funny

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

I think your cat is probably a dove

[dehydratedbunny]

i think that creachure is a birbs

[rockergiirl]

uhm actually it's clearly big bugs

[dehydratedbunny]

have you heard it???? it might look like boog but I think it is a clever disguise its actually birb

[rockergiirl]

hmm I'm not convinced, I think we'll need a science to help determine this

[the-haiku-bot]

hmm I’m not convinced, I

think we’ll need a science to

help determine this

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pityhate]

Susie doin the funny little Gerson kicks

Additional Susie spin dodge

Additional Additional weeeeee (spin loop)

[ezrayneibutevil]

i love these all so much you do not know ack

[forlornether]

Fem!Conan design!

I kind of want her to wear a skirt, but with how reckless that child is, letting her wear a skirt is super dangerous lmao. At the same time, her wearing shorts just feels more conan-ish.

But shorts aren't that cute without anything at the top like original conan's blazer, but giving her a blazer feels too masc, so I opted for a jumpsuit, isnt it cute??

And i'll definitely be alternating between ponytail and half-up hair because im indecisive

A quick sketch of the second eps ^q^

[goomyloid]

welcome to my chemical plant we specialize in god awful yuri here

[clownakai]

Things Conan has done with his skateboard (an incomplete list):

Crossed over half a bridge by balancing on a single steel beam in an effort to pursue a wanted criminal

Chased an armed criminal into and through moving traffic (bonus: almost got crushed by a car)

Chased kidnappers into moving traffic and onto a highway multiple times (bonus: fell off the highway once, had to be fetched like a frisbee)

Climbed an entire football stadium up to the roof (more steel beams were involved)

Rode upside down on the ceiling of a highway tunnel (bonus: somehow landed upright when gravity finally remembered to apply to him as well)

Crossed the collapsed passage connecting two skyscrapers

Used a parabolic antenna as a ramp in order to throw himself off a roof hard enough to almost reach a nearby river

Used a metal pipe he uprooted himself as a landing ramp after jumping off a building in order to slingshot himself into the air for a cool shot with his soccer ball

Caused an avalanche

Things Conan hasn't done with his skateboard:

Gone to a skate park

[temisthoughts]

[loriboriboos]

Danny Pony [repost]

[invertebrateinvert]

[robin-probably]

Me sending this to my bf tagged "Us"

[golden-retriever-fiance]

She did do that, yes <3

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

[re-reclass]

[lookingbackatfashionhistory]

• Dinner Dress.

Date: 1890-1895

Place of origin: Great Britain or France

Medium: Jacquard-woven silk dress with black ground and pattern of oranges, and black machine-made lace and silk ribbon panels in front.

[whatacartouchebag]

Crawling out of my hole to remind people that with this current update to Firefox (version 144) they've gone and dumped in their lot with a buncha lil AI tools, namely Perplexity as a new search engine.

So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:

In the url bar, type in about:config

It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.

One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:

browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.

The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.

Edit: This wildly broke containment for a post that was supposed to be me basically ranting and grumbling like an old man on my porch to my homies. If I’ve inspired you to follow through with this, peachy. That was mildly intended. Better yet, I hope I’ve spurred a buncha you on to do your own bit of digging and research.

If you were one of today’s lucky ten thousand to learn something new, I hope you keep doing it. I won’t be here to hold your hand through it, as I simply don’t have the time nor spoons for it, so I implore you to go down your own rabbit hole and chase knowledge with wild abandon.

[nanoko857]

I love their friendship they look so cute!

[reddbl]

+1 ! 🐶

Here is my HeiShin Valentines Exchange gift for @yumerikka! I love both your prompts so much, and so I did both. Hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoy making them~🥰 -red

Also thank you @heishinvalentineexchange2025 for holding the event! It was a blast!🥳

[angstandhappiness]

Cute