Oblivion Continuum

If you want to find hell with me, I can show you what it's like.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven't known true satisfaction since

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i’ve spent my whole life chasing this high

[felinne-deactivated20240413]

are you the person that kills the spider, makes someone else kill the spider, or catches and releases the spider outside

[explainingthejoke]

When you find a spider in your house, how do you react? Most people don’t want a spider in their house and will try to get rid of it. These are a few ways people will get rid of a spider in their house.

This isn’t a joke, it’s just a relatable post. 

[sciencetylia]

I leave the spider be if it’s not crawling on or near me.

Spiders are really good for controlling insect populations, and at least where I live none of them are toxic (the worst is a wolf spider but they rarely bite), so they’re just chill 8 legged wall friends.

For those with a spider phobia I’ll just take it outside. I would never intentionally hurt one of these unique creatures.

[oblivioncontinuum]

Fourth option: make someone else take the spider outside ;)

[porterr-robinson]

[callmehealz-deactivated20250220]

I lost it at Earth

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

I love u plastic worm bike man

[luisonte]

[machetelanding]

Boys will be boys

[theweirdwideweb]

[bunnyfood]

Living her best life

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[rigor-morgue]

[minecraftbussy-deactivated20221]

[sketchdeath]

whippet

[biglawbear]

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

[lotr-shitposts]

[programmerhumour]

I think this is the best one yet

[rednightmare18]

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tommyverscetti-deactivated20141]

*opens photobooth to take selfie*

“maybe some other time”

[firefox-official]

another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it

[firefox-official]

guess what happened today. fucking guess

[gondwana]

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul