Oblivious Boy

Prince. 24. He/Him. Bisexual. INFJ.

[koffee-kush]

[rodrickheffeley]

we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson's pov

[rodrickheffeley]

girls want this

[goawfma]

sadjfhasdkasd unmute for the love of god!!!

[deep-dark-fears]

My work is never done. A fear submitted by Alyssa to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

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[lets-throw-bacchanal]

All the cute nicknames Victor Frankenstein called his son throughout the book:

catastrophe 

miserable monster

demoniacal corpse to which I have so miserably given life

an ugly mummy

a thing such as even Dante could not have conceived,

the filthy daemon to whom I have given life

no human

the wretch whom I had created

sight tremendous and abhorred

unearthly ugly being

too horrible for human eyes

miserable head

vile insect

abhorred monster

wretched devil

you, whose joint wickedness might desolate the world

too horrible for human eyes to behold

the filthy mass that moved and talked

wretch whom I dreaded

villain

monster of my creation

fiend

figure most hideous and abhorred

+ bonus - all the cute ways captain Robert Walton described Victor’s son on 1 page:

a form which I cannot find words to describe

never did I behold a vision so horrible as his face, of such loathsome, yet appalling hideousness

tremendous being

scary and unearthly in his ugliness

Tag yourself I’m “the filthy mass that moved and talked” 

[stability]

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

This is why I strongly advocate for an alien invasion movie but set in like 1142. The Anarchy is in full swing. 

it’d be so good. Everyone would map theological explanations of the aliens onto them. It’d be so much fun. 

Aliens: Take us to your leader.  Jocelyn, Peasant: All right. Um, which one? Are you for King Stephen or the Empress Maude?  Aliens: Um– Jocelyn: I recommend Empress Maude. King Stephen is a lying usurper.  Aliens: All right, Empress Maude. Take us to her.  Jocelyn: I always new God was on our side.  Aliens:  Jocelyn: You’re angels right? Come to bring us portends and tidings of the divine?  Aliens: Or to massacre you. Jocelyn: That makes sense. We’re very sinful. We deserve whatever punishment it is God has seen fit to bestow upon us.  Aliens:  Aliens:  Aliens: Wow. 

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

[politijohn]

Stay inside

Stay inside

Stay inside

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[hormone-dream]

[bidoof]

buzzfeed headline idea: “The Founding Fathers Were Neither Woke Nor Bae.”

[goobra]

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

my brother making direct eye contact with me across the table at christmas dinner in front of everyone including my grandma: sarah is very popular on tumblr.com. she has very popular posts

[bi-any-chance]

Bi culture TikTok

[queersforpluto]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[understands]

[especially]

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[pippipjangles]

Me anytime I see a cute guy

[katebush]

Trophy Eyes // Breathe You In