WORMS FOR SALE

Cal | 23 | it/its

[angelicguy]

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

[sacred-portal]

[crabussy]

[brucebocchi]

[bigshotautos]

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

[devilishdescent]

ugh… my head…

[devilishdescent]

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

[trapny]

USE THE WASD KEYS TO MOVE AROUND

[maidthings]

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

[demilypyro]

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

[maidthings]

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

[fullofaweed]

Tone Indicators are a devils trick . They are actually devilish abominations made to speak the very monsters we fear into existence. My proof?

/GEN = Grey aliEN

/C = Chupacabra

/LY = fLYatwoods mosnter

/LH = LocH ness monster

/POS = Phantom Of the opera…’S

/NEG = iNvisiblE Guy

/HJ = /Henry Jekyll

/J = Jracula

/SRS = Super maRio Sixty4

[weaver-z]

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

[ghostnight]

Sēd uz sliekšņa pasaciņa (1987)

[omtai]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[omtai]

people have been saying squidward on this all day but this is the first one that made me laugh

[seizuredarling-deactivated20250]

miserable that there is no way 2 avoid being treated as either a man or woman

[seizuredarling-deactivated20250]

enjoy some aspects of masculinity enjoy some aspects of femininity but i really don't want to be any of this shit

[hotvampireadjacent]

[funkywhitebouy]

[goldensunset]

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

[goldensunset]

splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

[ztar-hunter428]

Its real now thanks op

[goldensunset]

i cannot BELIEVE

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[hunterofdeer]

this tiny ass taxidermy shrew is so fuckin funny to me

[kiioki11]

Movie Amy 🩷

[yuriscenarios]

HAPPY BDAY KNUCKLES !!! 🥳🎉❤️