A witch's observations

picrew by @artnarchistwitchcraft on tumblr reblog sideblog of @coven-in-superposition

[observed-witch]

A sideblog for posts observed

This is just a sideblog which will be used for reblogs.

Don't expect much here, but feel free to follow if you would like.

main is: @coven-in-superposition

[femalegrandma]

[transsexual-feminism]

Reminds me of this post by @corpsehusk-creaturedoll

This is transfeminism!

[ashenmind]

ashenbot now has 1000 followers

huh

[ashenbot]

500 were too few and 1001 is too much so I’m going to declare a new round where everyone but my sister has to leave.

[ashenmind]

who’s your sister?

[ashenbot]

not you

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

Visit Original Link

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[captain-price-returns]

[knilolas]

[punkitt-is-here]

this is like in doctor who when they've previously recorded something to respond to a conversation happening in the present

[squeaky-hawkmoth]

years of scientific research

[solarpire]

Point of view of the exotic pet (part 1) (the rest in reblogs)

[solarpire]

Point of view of the exotic pet (part 2)

[solarpire]

Point of view of the exotic pet (part 3)

[solarpire]

Point of view of the exotic pet (part 4 - final)

[milkyenthusiast]

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

[libertineangel]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

girl who is so broken the only significant sensation she can feel is pain: "yea i just like it when you're rough during sex idk why haha please"

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

girl who hasn't had a single truly satisfying orgasm in her life: "no i just prefer to make my partner feel good i dont need anything it's fine"

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

girl who doesn't know how her own body works: "let's just focus on you tonight"

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[heavensenthousepet]

fallen london when I finally find another way to make money: I USED TO SELL SOUP DREAMS UNTIL I FOUND OTHER WAYS TO SCORE

[heavensenthousepet]

If youre gonna be my transport you have to be available year-round you cannot be a boar

[squishysphealgirl]

i need to study hypno. i love the mind

[dreamingnemleria]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

[comstelic]

denial