not-ordinary-human-blog

all pronouns, theatre and musical enthusiast

[hrny-sfth-confessions]

this ask was sent without anon since its an image. and also the funniest thing ive seen all day so it bypasses the queue

[legalparallelfifths]

gorgeous librarians by thomas hawk

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

There really is a SFTH screenshot for everything huh

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[murderous-beetroot]

Joke so powerful Sam just rolled away

[corvid-zone]

(Batman voice) I am vengeance. I am the night. I am a Londoner. I love getting my toes sucked off.

[corvid-zone]

Lesbian sword fighter Tom.

I have never been happier.

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[niemalsgenugmr]

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

[beaft]

i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them

[beaft]

this painting by andrew wyeth has got SO many ghosts in it. most andrew wyeth paintings have ghosts in, but this is off the scale!

this painting by dragan bibin has only one ghost as far as i can tell, but it's a really scary ghost (the dog thinks so too)

this painting by meraud guevara looks very peaceful, but unfortunately it has a ghost in it. i can't tell you where, but it does

you might think you can see the ghosts in this dorothea tanning painting, but you're wrong. the little girls are just ordinary girls. the actual ghost is behind one of those doors.

marvin cone. for fucks sake just look at it

[charlotte-fleming]

You’ve just met your celebrity crush backstage, but he seems a bit shaken. Do you:

1. Ask him if he’s okay and lend an ear if he wants to discuss his issues with a stranger

2. Have a polite conversation and leave respectfully as you were always planning on doing

3. Say you always assumed he was gay, explain gay sex to your sister, get him to confess that he’s in love with his butler, hide in the cupboard when he confesses his love to his butler, hope they fuck

4. Wish him a good night and don’t add more to his plate by trying to get him to talk to you

[kosmogrl]

[watchagonnado]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[maja-paja]