I didn't choose the nerd life

The nerd life chose me. pooks/30/she/they fandom jumper/fanart bish

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[sourcengine-moved]

[papayajuan2019]

shine normal like a plain rock

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[spookyscaryscouticus]

Me on my way to fucking get you

[spookyscaryscouticus]

Me once I’ve fucking got you

[fial-inka]

the signal catcher 📡

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[mushbuzz-do-not-repost]

MCR

[poketcg-art]

Mienshao -- MINAMINAMI Take

[ocarinastime]

and i dont care if you're sick i don't care if you're contagious i would kiss you even if you were dead

[ocarinastime]

and i dont care if you're sick i don't care if you're contagious i would kiss you even if you were dead

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[peppermintvanillagirl]

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

[dietranch]

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose