Her? Is she funny?

The writer trapped in a clerk's body

[ocdiscofever]

I took some Girl Scout cookie orders for the stoners at work. A lot of orders.

[ocdiscofever]

My problems ARE real, dad!

[charslander]

if u and ur best friend’s relationship isn’t constantly mistaken for a homoerotic love affair are u really friends

[ocdiscofever]

beareel + ocdiscofever 4ever!!!!

[lallamariamhabibi]

[ocdiscofever]

This is still an issue so many years later

[ocdiscofever]

I don't know why I'm thinking about Holden Caulfield right after watching the movie 'Kids' (1995) Like, "dude, are you ok?"

[emiliotini]

[justdropithere]

Janis Ancens by Emilio Tini

[ocdiscofever]

Aah! Christmas card idea! But with a slice of fruit cake instead.

[ocdiscofever]

I love him because yup ocdmod

[ocdiscofever]

My apple was described by my coworker as having a large clitoral hood. I had no comeback for that.

[kisakiru-deactivated20160411]

Korina on Project Runway

Stay bitter bitch!

[kisakiru-deactivated20160411]

Oh wait, she’s not on it anymore.

[ocdiscofever]

Yeah so my country (Mexico) is in the toilet but at least I can still laugh at Korina. Yay!

[ynad-77]

"No puedo cambiar lo que pasó en Ayotzinapa, pero si puedo hacer que el mundo se entere" #Ayotzinapa #Ayotzinapanoseopvida #TodossomosAyotzinapa

[ocdiscofever]

Is this what he saved Mexico from? More students, more education?

[ocdiscofever]

You don't live there anymore

When I’ve been upset over something happening in Mexico people have asked me why I get upset when I don’t live there anymore. Picture you move away for college and when you are there you notice your mom started dating that guy that used to beat her up when she was younger. You confront her about it and she says he is nicer than before and bought her groceries, he is also more handsome than before so you stop worrying but keep an eye out. Later you find through other people that she’s beaten several times yet when you confront she says nothing and she’s covered in bruises. You find him on the cover of Time magazine talking about how he saved her but from what? You think. You know she’s being beaten and will possibly die and he’s doing everything for you not to find out, even controlling her internet output. He has so much money, he controls her. You love her and you are completely powerless.

It’s like that. She is my mother and even when I moved I still love her and she’s dying.

https://news.vice.com/topic/ayotzinapa

[ocdiscofever]

Typewriter types...

[graffquotes]

Is love an invention or a discovery?

[ocdiscofever]

So seriously, no one has suggested that it might be a battlefield?

[fictitious-ghost]

[ocdiscofever]

That's what HE said! *high five*

[ocdiscofever]

[ocdiscofever]

Saint Clerk of the Holy Retail

[ocdiscofever]