Ocean's Hellscape @oceanneverposts - Tumblr Blog

I didn't think this would be my first original post, but here we are.

Seeing as there has been such an influx of bots on here recently, I have been blocking and reporting anyone that follows me without having any posts. If you wish to follow me without being blocked, just repost some cat pics or something. I can't tell if I'm blocking and reporting normal people, and I'm gonna feel really bad if I am.

we need to bring back the wattpad to ffn/quotev to ao3 fanfiction pipeline for middle/high schoolers the way god intended

#wattpad #ao3 #quotev #ffnet #you can graduate to ao3 when youve passed your english classes #and for fucks sake get characters' names right in your summary #proofread your work #and the punctuation goes INSIDE the quotation marks #fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic etiquette #you should have to deal with navigating wattpad and ffn before you get the luxury of ao3's tagging system #and before you ask #yes i am gatekeeping #i am a self aware gatekeeping bitch #gotta spend some time in weenie hut jrs before you can visit the salty spitoon

green day is performing at the superbowl pregame this year!

in other news, can't wait to see MAGA complaining about their favorite *checks notes* 90s punk band "going woke" for the millionth time

have they bitched about bad bunny playing the halftime show yet? idk i dont keep up with sports

#green day #superbowl #superbowllx #football #sports #punk #seriously maga does this every time #green day being woke is not news #“no trump no kkk no fascist usa” - billie joe goddamn armstrong

coelii

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

coelii

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

coelii

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

fiannaai

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

jupiter235

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

supermanstoddlerleash

i've got some chronic pain he can have. hope he enjoys his fucked up knee

oceanneverposts

I tore my Achilles tendon marching my junior year and now I can't walk on the balls of my feet for extended periods, I think it'd be really funny if he had to stop wearing shoe lifts.

marlinspirkhall

How fucked up is your phone right now?

Immaculate

Scratched

Scuffed

Cracked

Smashed

Shattered

Taped together

It's a miracle I can even click this button rn

so destroyed I had to complete this poll on a computer

I completed this poll on a computer but my phone is fine

Voting ended onDec 5, 2024

oceanneverposts

so the phone itself is fine

the case is slowly giving up on existence

all i'm saying is that insurance ceo fucked around and found out 🤷‍♂️ maybe next time don't fuck over peoples' entire lives to turn a profit? just a thought

#united healthcare #insurance #health insurance #fuck ceos #fuck corporate greed #fuck corporations #fuck corporate america #fuck american healthcare #insurance ceos can suck a collective dick #imagine being so despicable that people celebrate your murder #burn in hell

this is a winter weather appreciation post <3

#snow #pretty #cold #ice #i just really like snow okay #michigan #winter #winter wonderland #its supposed to snow for a week straight and im so excited #gonna kick my brother's ass in a snowball fight later

the tangerine twat won. brb, gotta go kiss my basic human rights goodbye

bye bye boops :(

#boop #sad

scrolling through tumblr was NOT the way i wanted to find out about dead boy detectives getting cancelled, netflix how could you do this to me.

#dead boy detectives #netflix #why netflix why #is this classed as homophobia?#i feel like it should be #we finally get good confirmed queer rep and netflix takes it from us

omg if you tap the cat hand after booping someone you can boop the cat and it will boop you back

#boop

oceanneverposts

tumblr is depriving me of my ability to boop. this is criminal behavior, tumblr. give me my ability to boop, tumblr.

oceanneverposts

GUESS WHO CAN BOOP NOW

tumblr is depriving me of my ability to boop. this is criminal behavior, tumblr. give me my ability to boop, tumblr.

#boop #i cant boop send help #this is officially the worst timeline #i just wanna boop my friends dammit

mothermishy

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

abracazabka

feralrookie

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

prismatic-bell

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️