❝ Yes. Yes I would. Why wouldnt I? As a warrior, I am to accept challenges like this from the universe. ❞
Of course Kai was feigning, he just wanted to eat the item simply because he could. The same reson someone would swallow a flaming pepper or down a batch of nordic mead. Simply because they haven’t tried it before, or for an experience. He was using the universe as an excuse, figuring it would work since Oogway often dabbled in the theory.
Kai finally struck his hoof at the item, and flung it in the air before catching it on his knee. Then bouncing it into the air once more.
It was hard to tell if he really wanted to consume this item, or if he simply wanted to find an excuse to taunt Oogway. It has been harsh lately, all the seriousness the reality of war brought. And it felt a bit nice to loosen up every so often. Which was queer, usually Kai was the stern stick in the mud.
❝ You wouldn’t dare stop me from a Universal challenge, would you, brother. ❞
Just as it looked like he was about to accept his death eating the disgusting over due... food that Kai was about to Eat. Oogway quickly twirled his staff and smacked it away from his mouth as the moldy thing was miles and miles away from the two of them.
“You’ll thank me later~” he spoke.