Oddlys

Idk where I am

[bemusedlybespectacled]

In honor of finally losing my winning streak and getting COVID for the first time ever:

When did you first get COVID?

Pre-Lockdown (December 2019 to February 2020)

Official Lockdown (March 2020 to August 2020)

Weird Not Really Lockdown? (September 2020 to December 2020

Early Vaccines (January 2021 to August 2021)

Whoops We Need Boosters (September 2021 to December 2021)

Delta/Omicron Surge (January 2022 to May 2022)

COVID is "officially over" (June 2022 to December 2022)

Still technically "over" (January 2023 to June 2023)

STILL "over," allegedly (September 2023 to December 2023)

I still haven't gotten it(lucky ducks)/see results

Voting ended onDec 21, 2023

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I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

[woolieshubris]

[loth-catgirl]

[buttpoems]

[alexaloraetheris]

This post just kicked me in my teeth

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

I am currently inside a tumblr post

[asodhjadjasdkjasdkasd]

this

is a reblog

[radicalgraff]

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

[anarchopuppy]

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

[adz]

at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

[adz]

the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes

[adz]

reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw

[adz]

probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world

[3liza]

new yorkers are so fucking spoiled it is unbelievable

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

this sounds lovely

[jigsawgirl96-deactivated2022030]

Why are people who have perfume as their hobby always so bizarre… anyway… obsessed with this review tbh

[bloodbitches]

absolutely obsessed w her reviews

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[oddly-s]

[fleshadept]

editing has been disabled on martin scorsese's wikipedia page

[blessyouhawkeye]

he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows

[blessyouhawkeye]

40 notes in and this post already has a blorbo tag. the blorbo? ringo starr. i'm never leaving this website as long as i live

[prisonhannibal]

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

[prisonhannibal]

don’t know if I can defend myself against this one

[ratbastardbilly]

chrissy as a werewolf. 

[ratbastardbilly]

#we all know and love werewolf!billy#but imagine#chrissy who’s soft and gentle and unassuming#turning into a giant hulking man-eating motherfucker every full moon#murdering jason on accident#showing up to billy’s all yellow-eyed and drenched in blood bc she thinks he’s also a werewolf#mostly bc of the way he talks about himself#(like ohh i’m bad i’m evil i’ve got secrets)#but he’s just gay#he’s cool with it tho#jokes abo her killing neil for him too

[ratbastardbilly]

don’t assume the local rat man is a werewolf, he might just be gay.

[sickeningradiances]

wake up girlies new brennan lee mulligan “the game has been rigged from beginning” monologue just dropped

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

[rating-posts-by-sam]

compliments i can only assume are for sam. 7/10

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

everytime one of my posts gets rated by this blog its not a 10. what the fuck do i have to do to get a 10 on this blog about a guy i couldnt pick out of a line up..... im going to DIE. my blood will be on your hands

[headspace-hotel]

"This female character is both feminine and strong!" well I don't want a female character that's both feminine and strong I want a grimy little freak

[natalieironside]

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

[natalieironside]

Steve: "Hey Nancy I wanted to apologize for--"

Nancy, cocking a gun: "Wall's haunted."