I Want You To Eat Me Like A Bug

| 30 | ace stoner | horror fan | Creeping my Cast | Pokémon GO: 979220863106

[jakesullypussyhair]

everything reminds me of her

[they-call-me-ace]

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[pretty-pendragon]

rest in peace, Anthony ❤️

[teathattast]

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aa ca t tat c tg "" 't tg cca "c" t t a t t t tat g "a" " g g ga" a ta c ta c t at ct t a

Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3

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[roundearthsociety]

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[ratbugs]

why do i have to brush my teeth. youre bones.

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[carrotssss]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[magicratfingers]

im getting off the apps 𐔌՞.‸.՞𐦯 network of widening social circles it is

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[oneheadtoanother]

[angelicgarnet]

got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy

[memewhore]

[velvet74sub]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"

bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.

Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.

[arviyya]

can I reblog this a million times

[petralemaitre]

Everyone can reblog it: you, me, and all our followers.