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[ryebreadgf]

[gargoylegf]

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[robotclownindulgence]

ah yes the two genders

[jackmeatington]

[dick-flavored-jellybean]

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[lillathelegend]

[holnapkitalalom]

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[fuck-philip-banks]

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

[crystalinedaydreams]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[strange-aeons]

i figured it out

[strange-aeons]

you guys aren't ready for this next one

[strange-aeons]

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[queer-as-city-folk]

most erotic bug

spider

bee

ladybug

butterfly

fly

mantis

worm

cicada

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

[bepenikki]

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

i found this picture of guillermo del toro with a gun and i don’t have a good caption so i am passing it on to you, the consumer

[direhuman]

this is my oc gunillermo del toro

[yeen-spirit-deactivated20180915]

[targetedknowledge]