Rat Offical

A rat who managed to get a phone

[an-rat-offical]

Ooc: thought it would be a good idea to do a introduction post so here

I like minecraft and hk;silksong (I HATE YOU LACE FUCKING DIE/silly I just have a skill issue)

Person behind this blog uses they/them and has another blog for art (my art is cool trust even tho I barely post) @c3ru-the-raptor

Rat likes cheese and will raid your storage rooms for cheese

@eredin-offical has rotten cheese and that make rat sad

Rat mostly speak in third person (unless I forget)

Rat speech is green while ooc speech is just default

[longisquama-offical]

Lizor

Anyways new offical time to tag a lot of people

@everywhere-offical @an-rat-offical @velociraptor-offical @dinosaur-offical

Wow I totally tagged a lot of people (trust)

[an-rat-offical]

Rat says look at this new offical

[everywhere-offical]

I am everywhere. It is good to meet you, my inhabitants.

I have been informed that it is proper to alert you of my presence.

@no-one-offical @nothing-offical @nobody-offical @something-offical @someone-official @somebody-offical @some-one-offical @everything-offical @everyone-offical @who-offical @why-offical

@breadcrumb-offical @eredin-offical @lemon-offical @stupid-offical @homosexuality-offical @dino-game-offical @dinosaur-offical @dino-kid-offical @ditto-offical @an-rat-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @a-rat-offical

[an-rat-offical]

Rat says welcome to the offical verse

Ooc; Help every time I see the word everywhere my brain reads it as like the bill wurtz history of the entire world thing and I just read it in that voice

Wow that totally made sense good job rat’s mod

[evilpineapple-offical]

@the-rats-offical @rat-offical @an-rat-offical @a-rat-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical fight

[the-rats-offical]

no fight!!! Me and Fellow rats be friends?

[an-rat-offical]

Rat agrees, fighting unnecessary, cheese can be shared

[an-rat-offical]

Fish 🐟

Rat is highly confused by fish

[plus-boy-len-offical]

officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3

i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^

@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!

[an-rat-offical]

Rat is well a rat, depends on how competent the child in question is but assuming this is like the average 5 year old, rat would definitely bite some ankles and give the child some kind of disease, but I feel like the child would be able to kick rat for rat is just a normal rat and like human adrenaline stuff would definitely be a factor

[the-cheese-offical]

never one to follow trends, but by abiding to that, i’d be following the set trend of my own morals and habits, therefore, i will be partaking in the officials trend.

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @god-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @alastor-offical @aroace-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @fanta-offical @gay-guy-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @i-am--fih-official @yearning--offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical

i have run out of mentions i fear, but alas, i do not abide to the confines of set laws.

[the-cheese-offical]

@gaslight-offical @swordsman-offical @pepsi-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @untitledoffical @mr-clean-offical @period-cramps-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @no-one-offical @an-rat-offical @kirishima-redriot-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @dying-pen-offical @i-like-men-offical @incorrect-officialverse-quotes @the-middle-child-offical @evil-neutral-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @breadcrumb-offical

some might be repeated js giggle if ur repeated

[an-rat-offical]

Rat thinks cheese is tasty

Welcome cheese

[willtheweaver]

Take something from my room tag

Thanks for the tag @roselinbooks

Take what you like:

Wrapping paper and bows

Uncut ruby

Empty bonsai pots

Jar full of seashells

Tricorn hat

Plague doctor’s mask

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

Tagging @touloser-lautrec @kitty-is-writing @inspirationallybored @thylocalbard @carb0n-m0n0xide

@inspirationallybored @alinacapellabooks @whatwewrotepodcast + open tag

[thylocalbard]

I also have a jar of seashells! Although the jar in question is an empty hot chocolate tin. I'm taking that plague doctor mask :)

now take something from my room

very ornate hourglass

plant pot shaped like a duck with sunglasses

poster for the original dune movie

homemade macrame quart necklace that the quartz keeps falling out of

a little clay owl i made when i was 6

a pikachu ocarina

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

No pressure tags for: @biggestqiblifan @moonelight @princess-of-morkva @iwanttobepersephone @autistook @entropyofmadness @justanothertranscowboy @watermelonbongos @marthalmary @orion-lacroix @idiotysseus and open tag!

[princess-of-morkva]

i'm taking the owllllllll :>

let's rob my room together! you can take:

an empty candy jar shaped like a house

an unfinished painting

my full 10 books vulgate cycle collection

a felted mouse in a witch hat

the heart-shaped rainbow-tinted glasses that i've had to take off

wooden horsie

Voting ended onJan 1

tagging: @sicheslavchyk @kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick @godmerlin @hummingbird-hunter @imagine-dragonlords @roe-in-a-woodland @mengyaosevilpussy @radaghastly @theoneandonlyskeletonfucker @theroundbartable and anyone who wants

[godmerlin]

definietly the felted mouse in a witch hat! YAY thanks for tagging me this is fun!

steal something from my room!

potion bottle filled with red goo. it looks like something out of gaius' chamber

marilyn monroe barbie from gentlemen prefer blondes

cat snowglobe. it's in a pink armchair and there's 3 cats inside it. super cute

record collection (not telling what that entails hahaha)

film and tv collection. we're talking up to at least 1000 movies and shows.

my intense fanart collection. i love buying from artists or commissioning them!

Voting ended onJan 4

hmm i will NO PRESSURE tag @dangerpronebuddie @flowgeeksout @tansyuduriwrites @vipercats @dollopheadsandclotpoles @finnismyoriginalsin and ifbyou see this and wanna do it goa head! I tag you!

[flowgeeksout]

I'm taking that barbie @godmerlin you got me obsessed with Marliyn Monroe (I am dyslexic and I think i misspelled her name-) more then I already was

Take what you would like from my room

A clear tube in the shape of a blood vial inside: red & white ✨️ clear liqud gel

Old candle holder that now holds all my broken jewelry

A collection of CDs: 12 different movies a whole TV series and certain TS Music

A broken old ass stopwatch that I have hung on my wall for ✨️DECOR ✨️

Masquerade mask from my times in high school playing Juliet

My two fans (hand held pretty oh I'm in a historical romance fans) on my wall

Voting ended onJan 4

No pressure tags

@morallyambiguousfrog @amfrogg @gay-psychology-monster @fabioenthusiast

And open tags as well

[gay-psychology-monster]

woah this is a cool thread I quite like this

Take something from MY room

a collection of books all printed in the 1920's

FunkoPop of myself (Bakugo)

Large and very beautiful mushroom tapestry that my mother gave me

A ribbon/trophy/medal from my trophy case

A copious amount of Gojo stickers

The tons of kpop albums I have stacked in front of my bookcase

Voting ended onJan 4

@morallyambiguousfrog @tired-0feverything @huntersconstellationorion @butidonotapprove @hollyjollyyikes @komokiri @cecil-speaks @frooglet @depressedquetzal @battbrained @a-chance-of-raine @untamedwolfcryptid not forced!!

And open tags always :3

[st0rmstruckskyz]

I’m stealing ur tapestry and adding it to my collection <3

MY TURN STEAL FROM MEE

warrior cats blanket

my Sd J / CYN plushie

my purple tail

my Douglas collection (plushies)

my wolf snow globe

my fandom posters (Kpdh and Vocaloid)

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

Imma be so fr when u tag me I get so confused cuz ur so much kooler than me /aff /hj

TAGGIESSSSS

@calcium-is-screaming @blad3bunni3 @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @alex-likes-stars @namehoardingcreature @gray-gay-fey AND OPEN TAGZ

[calcium-is-screaming]

i’m taking the snow globe >:3

take from me!

my two cowboy hats (one’s pink and sparkly and one’s patriotic and sparkly)

my golden t-rex figure that has a hot glued on party hat

my emu plush that people say is scary

my austrian flag

the laundry bin full of books

my model pirate ship

Voting ended onJan 4

@stank-bugg @alex-likes-stars @chasetheinsomniac @cats-and-space @exameterr @remington-is-awesome @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @commander-starscream-the-great + open tags!!

[juno-the-great]

thanks @calcium-is-screaming for the tag

take something

my French flag

my copies of the federalist papers

my history books (12 of them)

My signed picture of dantdm

Voting ended onJan 4

@zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @catgirl-luca @aspiringsorceress @kingofkaumidy5 +open tags

[ravengirl-luca]

Thanks @remington-is-awesome for the tag :3

Rob me blind

MPK Mini

KORG I3

Laptop

Guitar

Oversized Cat Sweater

All Dressed Chips

Trans Socks

Wallet

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

@cjh-137 @paracetamol-official @poppydoppy925 @deadlynightshade256 @eating-the-sand @yourlocalcringekid @ifonlyiwerefemale @actuallydemigirl @shadows-tales @ffcad7 @hedge-creature @coralroll @no-one-offical @creepyortwitchy + anyone else :3

[eating-the-sand]

that oversized cat sweater is MINE

thievery of mine room

adorable little crochet chicken I got at a craft fair

my bears in trees trinket collection/shrine

extensive collection of all the kotlc books (literally every single one of them)

shrine to western animation (aka various cartoons I like)

ceramic jar for stickers I made, with a lid that looks like a succulent

Chaos Wall (a bunch of random drawings/photos/printed out things on my wall)

upside down world map

little box of notes and doodles my friends have given me that I cherish

rocking chair I like to stand on

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

@mxsshxvon @quoththewarlock @rin-yaps @floorgle @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @the-amazing-binderboy @vaguely-sage @iobsesswaytoomuch @afteas2003 + anyone else :3

[the-amazing-grady]

steal from my room

Hoodie from my ex I still don't know what to do with

Pre transition pictures on my closet door (so i can be nice to the poor guy)

Longggg list of potential masc names

Spider man (he is glued to the ceiling)

Drawings from my friends on the wall

Beat up copy of Keeper of the Lost Cities (I need a new one its disintegrating)

Voting ended onJan 4

And then if they wanna continue it

@roseenby @1kazul and any of my other mutuals :)

[roseenby]

I will be stealing your spiderman

Steal from my bedroom

My classics collection + a random selection of books all printed in like 1920-40

Pile of tadc merch

A human sized box with all my room decor and fanarts (I'm moving houses soon)

A veru large bag of sewing materials and fabrics

Voting ended onJan 4

Tags: @funky-dyspraxic @ieatmacbooks @eeveesartsnstuff

[ieatmacbooks]

I shall steal your books

Steal from my sleeping quarters

A (real) Spinosaurus tooth

My collection of caps (I have over 12 and they're really cool)

My snail and his house (he's my son ok, please don't kidnap him)

All my dinosaur posters, drawings and books

a singular drumstick

One of the first monopoly boards ever printed (1935)

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onJan 5

Tags: @theoretically-writing-fics @eeveesartsnstuff @moonlitvomit @someones-here-for-sure @futurecatladypt2 @funky-dyspraxic @1felldownthestairs @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool

no pressure

[funky-dyspraxic]

What would you take from me?

My EXTENSIVE (mostly filmbro genre) film collection.

My DC comics

Recreational VCE philosophy, and chemistry textbooks

Three pairs of rollerskates (one derby/hocky, one artistic, and one casual)

Any of my nine shark plushies

Hello kitty bedsheets

Me.

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

@tomandthebeanstalk @roseenby @theoretically-writing-fics @fuckinluvmacncheese @gilbert-the-badger @ieatmacbooks @poormissgoldberg

[tomandthebeanstalk]

i stole you but your hundreds of dollars in roller skates is also good..

THIEF!

jerry stokes cosplay

demogorgon pajamas

my viola :(

pictures of my cat

two tiny green monkey brothers

plant pot painted silver with a red eye I made in therapy and broke instantly

trashbag filled with stuffed animals

minecraft axolotl lamp

m e .

Voting ended onJan 5

@whatthefuck1200 @theplantfood @ihavenothingoops @angel-theintrovert @sillycar3000 @imma-kind-gay-artist

[angel-theintrovert]

I stole you mincraft lamp it must be so cool

steal my stuff I think

fake leaves (on the root)

hazbin hotel poster

falsettos poster

Andrew Rannells??

bald Christian Borle????

a lot of my drawings

fanf plushie(s)

shiny stones collection woah (they are fake)

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

Idk what to add

@beenielx @2rexxer2 @art3i @whatthefuck1200 @theplantfood @exploderizing no pressure I just dont know who to tag :D

[beenielx]

What fanf plushies do you have....... asking for a friend.........

options of robbery

foxy plush

orin scrivello funko pop

box of keyrings and badges

4 different falsettos posters

pile of programmes

metre tall whiteboard I was randomly given

collection of great gatsby books

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

@noelgrubershungryhombremeal @sxftlii-lizziee @notsoprettylankydetective @2rexxer2 and anyone else that wants to 😁😁

[noelgrubershungryhombremeal]

i dont have many good stuff ☹

Beetlejuice musical poster

MY KITTIES!!

rubber duck collection

a bunch of my shitty humanoid art

falsetto jar i made!!

box of micillanious knick knacks

ALL MY JOURNALS AND DIARIES as to learn everything about me (this one a jokelol)

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

@sherklover58 @takemebacktowheniwassane @maybe-eat-spahgetti @cleantowels2

[takemebacktowheniwassane]

STEALING YOUR FALSETTOS JAR!!!!!

for like, the most obvious of reasons

thievin' time

trader joe's cooler bag of stuffies

falsettos playbill from a local production :3

chocolate rocks(?!)

flag for the sapphics

pillow shaped like a mushroom

corduroy jacket I've worn to every single fancy event ever

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

@squ3aker-p33ker @weirdo-with-a-potato @indig0l0vesy0u @idylls-oftheking

I went down the line for this one who else chose bald christian borle- ALSO WHY DO YOU HAVE HIM CONTAINED IN YOUR ROOM???

[weirdo-with-a-potato]

MORE ROCKS HEHEHHEHE

Steal things yeah

giant stuffed animal goose I got for Christmas

my walls

duck collection

sewing machine

sword (I think it’s from Italy?)

cardboard tardis with duck on top

Voting ended onJan 5

@manesetgalaxies @idiot-in-the-walls @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @chickencentaur @friendshapedbeing

uhhhh and anyone else who wants to :)

[friendshapedbeing]

i’m taking the sword >:)

steal something from my room

deer skull + half a horse skeleton from my great uncle

collection of old bottles from antique stores

my shrine to mushrooms

my trans icon ikea blåjah shark

my The Song of Achilles gauche painting

cds i painted to have albums i like

the minecraft skin papercrafts mostly from hermitcraft and the life seires

my *heavily* annotated copy of Homer’s Iliad

Voting ended onJan 6

@qtipss, @not-a-gay-fangodess, @lllaced, @whatonearthisgoingon + anyone else who wants to respond

[not-a-gay-fangodess]

oooh i’m taking the bottles

steal something from me!

my collection of vinyls

magazine from the 1930s

tiny dinosaur pop it

large assortment of painting supplies

wax melter + scented wax

backpack i got in Peru

tiny handmade chess set also from Peru

like 8 fuzzy blankets

Voting ended onJan 2

@redwinesupanover @b4rtycr0uchjr-4k4-m3-4t3-ur-m0m @unusualeducation @lotions-and-potions + anyone!!

[lotions-potions-and-notions]

I’m stealing you vinyls!

Steal from me!

two shelves worth of books

vinyl collection

ikea stuffed animals

my 8 blankets

a 3d printed duck

my collection of socks

jewelry box full of friendship bracelets

Voting ended onJan 2

@brambledeggss @bookworm-fangirl1 @krow-offical @who-am-i-anyways @wallyblack1925 @coneheadobviously @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @candiceturner @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barnes-at-221b @eleventhirtythoughts @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt

[wallyblack1925-offical]

HAVE YOUR PICK

my stash of yarn organized in rainbow order

my mirror that opens to hold an abundance of thrifted jewelry

Figure skates

collection of hard back Harry Potter book in a trunk

my crochet pillow that’s as long as my bed (I have a queen)

my crochet vines and flowers that light up and go over my window

my gnome collection

notebook that I crash out, cry and pour my soul in with my deepest dark secrets

Voting ended onJan 6

@coneheadobviously @eleventhirtythoughts

@lavendertortoise12

@imnotafraidtodisappear @joylivie

@mayawithany @aestheticcassi

@i-could-do-stuff2 @padfoot-sirius-black

[lavendertortoise12]

thanks for the tag!! I'll have the crochet vines and flowers ;)

Steal from

my weighted blanket that I absolutely adore

my book lamp

cloud plushy with weird ass legs

insane book collection

The little prince DVD

Bag of mints

Anne Frank poster that is rolled up

The book bag I used for a MUN conference

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

@clauloves5sosandgays @lettersfromkleio @odetoatropa @melinamayhem @mayawithany @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @krow-offical @wool-and-writing @skiier-girl @starsndaggers+ everyone else :)

[krow-offical]

I alteady did this😝 but im taking your The Little Prince DVD :3

Le Petit Prince :3

Open tags :)

[evilpineapple-offical]

I stole the weighted blanket >:3

OY MATE GET OFF MY PROPERTY

Plushie collection

crochet cactus axolotl

loft bed!!

Badly made dragon puppets

sharpie collection

Socks (they’re a dummy13 with boobs that I decided was non-binary)

socks but they’re actually just socks

my mum’s old clothes

dresses I don’t wear anymore. One is pink and reaches the floor it’s pretty

Voting ended onJan 1

@british-kiwi-lad-offical @an-rat-offical @no-one-offical

[an-rat-offical]

Your plushie collection is rat’s now >:D

Now steal things from rat’s general location of existing

Steal stuff

Shiny collection (mostly can pop tabs but some rocks)

Hoard of dinomasks

Pile of paper

The random huntsman that chills in the corner of my room (his name is bob)

Fluffy blanket

Voting ended onJan 7

And uh anyone can reblog cause Im tired asf and I can’t remember anyone to tag

[an-rat-offical]

I will steel eveyons C HE E SE

[the-cheese-offical]

please don’t…..

[an-rat-offical]

Rat see cheese. Rat bite cheese

It’s not murder if rat only takes a little nibble out of sentient cheese (source: trust me bro)

[durtyrascal]

Its time for a tumblr snow ball fight again. Tag and reblog. Heads up @darth-perineum

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

@multiisketch @star-stages @lucidheart3 @owoshrike @nortedwayfinder @thefanvideoer @crazyhalf2 @lotus-start @alfairy @mama-qwerty @piliiiiconfusionf @pewycert @mbrine @0vergrowngraveyard @anartistwhowrites

GET SNOWBALLED SUCKERS!

[crazyhalf2]

OW WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?!

@thefanvideoer @lucidheart3 @piliiiiconfusionf @sonicmoviegal

GETS YOU GuYS

[thefanvideoer]

@crazyhalf2 @niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian @nightfurylover31 @lucidheart3 @pingpigeon

@kokiriforrest @justarandomart

[kokiriforrest]

@ivykatgreene @humble-introvert0808

Get snowed scrubs

[ivykatgreene]

RIGHT BACK AT YOU!! 😤💖

@itz-pandora @multifandomaroace @marvelousartist35 @christycandraw @caseytheartist @number-one-shadisper-shipper

EVERYONE ELSE TOO!!

[caseytheartist]

REALLY?

@killin-it-girl-wooo, @iliasbee @saiyanmazen @cursed-sonic-opinions

@itsmandymo

[killin-it-girl-wooo]

*heaves* EAT.....SNOWBALL...MY LOVELIES

@lavinia9000 @cool-beans-draws @gloomy-girlypop @silverflink @vesperaphelion @schmuckthesilliest @paisley0 @novazentryx @hiraethandmist @caseytheartist ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO EAT SNOW, C'MERE

[silverflink]

HEADDDDD SHOTTTTTT! CAN'T CATCH ME @whatsup135 @jokerislandgirl32 @frozenperditionshard

GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GOOOOO! I'M OUTTA HERE

[jokerislandgirl32]

I was tagging by so many people in this, so I’m retaliating with snowballs to so many people! Get snowballed!

Watch out @caityrayeraye and @mckenzie-t-canis-lupus

[mckenzie-t-canis-lupus]

OW???

LOOK OUT FROM ABOVE @astr1disr0tting @dollthefreakymaster @this-machine-runs-on-coffee AND @jel-e-ton

[this-machine-runs-on-coffee]

OH SHIT NO NO NO

I AM RUNNING AWAY

HAVE THIS IN RETALIATION, I AM ESCALATING THE SNOWBALL FIGHT

@magical-sweet-kitty, @a-fucking-tornado, @mayawithany and the other mutuals who usually tag me in games (I remember part of your @ but not your full @, sorry) and all my other mutuals and anyone who wants to join, you all also get a shovel of snow thrown at you

[a-fucking-tornado]

MWAHAHAHAHAH

NO ONE'S GETTING AWAY FROM ME

@charlieandlolacow @hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr @colorfullaudino @spackpon @yuuyuuuyuuuu @autistic-michael-queerler @tripleatechie @myusernameisx @bonnetfulloflowers @promouse @twomanyfandomshelp @boldofyoutoassumeicanspell @elentricbite @beansproutdarkness @cosyfroggo @greatinconvenience @nico-thenecromancer @heirtostigmata @transwizardthinks @anonionmess

[twomanyfandomshelp]

SNOWBALL FIGHT

@ivys-garden @thekingofworems @thestarsareineffable @kingofdandelions @sushi1056 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @aaronofithaca05 @theghostnamedspecter @rubbercrowy @donutsalami @azoperoa @theylovewinnie @rosegoldenatlas @chaoticrei @cherrytea556 @harley-the-pancake @imabookloverandafangirl @thatstevenuniversegay @chaotic-agender @alphabetical-az @janru-writer @fallenrain40 @shamelesswolfstarshipper @jarondont @poppitron360 @theoneandonlypatches @theconfusedbookshrimp @shellywith2ls @yourlocalbadgerscales @g0blinm0d3 @stargazing-with-friends @bookisposts @nyx-taylors-version @lezberrycake @whimsicalwordsmith53 @spiderboi-parker @nyyx-xoxx @scarletbeast @toxictoad @silly-gizmo @c0nstantlyscreaming @sleepdeprivedfandommess @limitless-error @shortlikerdj @syaraan @camryn-fromhell @deedeethedevil @that-bookpuff @lightning-socks + anyone else who wants to join in!

[spiderboi-parker]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@hurtspideyparker @itzzkaylaaa @that-bookpuff

[hurtspideyparker]

this is so cute lol

@toastissuperior @hatergirl-69 @dhampiravidi @petercanparkacar @iwillbefamousanditsathreat @reginaphalangelobster @themarvelpear

[petercanparkacar]

Oh hi!- i t-tol-d y-you i d-don-t th-therm-thermoregu-l-late-

*passes out*

[ @cassandraofcain @journal-of-janus @godofthegoldeneye @hurtspideyparker @genuine-tea-addict @youngjusticerulez ]

[youngjusticerulez]

ow =( /silly

@redwinesupanover @astracaedes @auxillisillyary + open tags

[astracaedes]

MWAGHAGAHAGA

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @skeletal-spire-man @everettlover @microwaved-grilled-cheese @lightsabersandbluecookies @enormous-moose @njthesapo @i-cant-think-of-a-url12 @irvnwithsciss0rs @insaniac-offical @mjthesilly @pond-scum-offical @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @dramaticinlyf @evyyy77 @i-like-sleeping-in-hoodies @youngjusticerulez @xylophonerabbit @roseisgoat @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @jel-e-ton @paperplateprose @phoenixflamz-78 @drivingmeinsan3 @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do--not--you-dare @thatonesillyfriend @mushroompie @gaster-wd @existing-offical @goblin-offical @etherealpandajuggernaut @eraser-offical @maybeilosttheplot @do--not--you-dare @ash-cherryblossom @themosteclecticwitch @gia-olir @the-king-of-beans-offical @la-femmerouge @huntersconstellationorion @grapeflavoredraisins @ivy4vv @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @a-lil-bit-weird @horror-movie-offical @onion-opinions-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @shoebill-offical @zeta-finnish @ice-muncherr @t4llyyy @luciferthemenace @unholyfrogspawn-offical

[skepticalvoidhedgehog]

YAAAAAAA ATTACKKKKK

@ch1mmy-error @quietlychaotic13 @lightsabersandbluecookies @thedemonffromheaven @drinking-the-ocean-in-tiny-sips @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @decayingrosesonmygravestone @pixelchasm @havefuninflorida7

[pixelchasm]

HAIIIIIYYAAA!! ATTAACKKK!!

@lightsabersandbluecookies @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @the-stonekeepers @themudbloodradio @do--not--you-dare @king-of-oreo @the-king-of-beans-offical @no-one-offical @ash-cherryblossom @just-me-st1ll0

no pressure and OPEN TAGS!!

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@ash-cherryblossom @astracaedes @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @crypticgoose2854 @theredlumas2 @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @ghostlybluetrain @pond-scum-offical @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @marvinoffical @do--not--you-dare @goblin-offical @no-one-offical /np of course <3 +anyone who wants to join!

[s33k-gung1rl]

YAYYY I CAN FINALLY BE PART OF THIS I WAITED FOR SO LONG THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY TBH TYSM

RAHHHHHHHH

@no-one-offical @mlg-reblogstation @santerball @yeowchhhh @radiation-poisoning-offical @nether-froze-over

[radiation-poisoning-offical]

4UGH WH4T TH3 FUUCK 0WWW

G3T R4D14T10N3D- 1 M34N SN0WB4LL3D!!!!

@pond-scum-offical @neurospicy-official @null-the-void-monarch-offical @mcsm-official @horror-movie-offical

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

OI, YA RUINED MY OUTFIT!

TAKE THIS, BITCHES-

@l0stn3v3rf0und @cobblecatyt @garlic-bread-offical @gay-news-official @homosexuality-offical @satan-offlcal @laciffo-natas

[gay-news-offical]

CMON MAN I JST GOT OIT THE SHOWER

heh take this 😼

@gay-ass-bitch-offical @microwave-offical

@marinebiology-offical @yearning--offical

@cuteghostboy-boop

[yearning--offical]

HEY!! NO FAIR!!

@drumsticks-offical @i-like-men-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @evilpineapple-offical

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU CANT CATCH ME IM A FOX MAN

[evilpineapple-offical]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH @eredin-offical @evil-journalism-offical @art-hammer-certified @an-rat-offical

[an-rat-offical]

Rat says get snowballed you damned evil pineapple

Hmm i just realised I have no one to tag lmao

[weoponizedautism]

I'm bored, reblog with random pics. I'll start

@ash-cherryblossom @st0ned-sh4rkboy @0llierawr @just-me-st1ll0 @contently-cringe @acethecrater + anyone else who'd like to join

[contently-cringe]

@daughterofdeath28 @mikilavellan + whoever 😋

[daughterofdeath28]

@corvine-cosmos will get the reference.

@corvine-cosmos @adamantinetoska @ginger-snap-doodles @aspenindatree @ash-cherryblossom @alacritik @journal-of-janus @allgooddayshere @cayennedoll/anybody else

[len-online]

@caffeinated--trauma-ferret @daughterofdeath28 @little-missscareall @nikollikescutecore @sulienroser @inkwell-illustrations @meds-are-sickening @alpheiaa @ace-productions7 @resolutelytwistedvoyage @reblog-in-the-bog @idkkkrly @blousesandhoises @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @sasgaycumfilledcondom @cayennedarling @spicebushspeaks @annabellenotfound @cryst4lr0s3ssss @swoottragedy @artthouu @moronislop @skell1ngt0n

[sasgaycumfilledcondom]

@iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh @kay27-iread @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @ratreekinghavock @rottmnt-tmnt @demonshauntme2 @massivelystupidlevisimp @thetinyanimeaxolotl @tinysanemi @pants-for-free123 @shinette @atetheluck @sashaaalikescherry @foldedchip @calicocat-official @ginger-snap-doodles @alienabsorber @angelcries11 @starsoriginalsin @irumichandaesuu @l1l1pad @beccahasarrived @sketchettemuffin @eternal-stay

[zeehasarrived]

@ilikeknivesalot @queerjarreadyforwar @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy

[istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy]

Yes

@beansandsausages32 @rine091 @scientistnightmare @hermitrad

[hermitrad]

@sailorsplatoon @ligknight @frog-man-moments @ph-ant-om @fe3dsbutwrong

maybe that last tag was a bit too random…

[ph-ant-om]

@the-16th-herta-puppet-official

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

@darklightthedragon @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @iamheretoservenuggets @zeldafloof @mossymenaces @wi1d-c0y0tee

[gay-melanistic-fox-offical-deac]

WAIT I HAVE SMTH GOOD

@darksecret-reblogs @irrelevantsarcasmghost @lightsabersandbluecookies @mossymenaces +open tags cause im too lazy

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

*deep breath*

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @fantasy-offical @library-of-hell @library-of-purgatory-offical @lesbian-offical @ladybugcrimelord @huntersconstellationorion @hanahaki-disease-offical @vampirism-offical @villain-offical @virtualplays @gay-clingy-fox-official @gecko-official @wereboobs-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @an-australian-offical @fox-offical @ferg-offical @fuck-detector

[evilpineapple-offical]

not tagged but sssh

@british-kiwi-lad-offical @an-rat-offical @no-one-offical

[an-rat-offical]

Rat

I just realised I don’t know who to tag oh well. Soz

Yk what I’ll tag my other blog lmao

@grackle-offical

[eredin-offical]

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :D

-@evilpineapple-offical (again)

All I want for Christmas...

is a new sword.

[evilpineapple-offical]

did something happen to your old sword or do you just not like it?

[eredin-offical]

It's outdated and rusty. Would you care to buy me a new one? Or even forge perhaps?

[evilpineapple-offical]

I would but unfortunately I spent all my money on cheese

[eredin-offical]

And why is that? You can't be that greedy.

[evilpineapple-offical]

@an-rat-offical kept stealing it so I had to keep buying more until bankruptcy

[an-rat-offical]

Heheh your cheese is rat, rat keeps cheese

[evilpineapple-offical]

give me my fucking cheese I’m literally bankrupt I want it back

[an-rat-offical]

Rat doesn’t agree with statement rat says it is skill issue rat shall continue to plunder cheese

[eredin-offical]

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :D

-@evilpineapple-offical (again)

All I want for Christmas...

is a new sword.

[evilpineapple-offical]

did something happen to your old sword or do you just not like it?

[eredin-offical]

It's outdated and rusty. Would you care to buy me a new one? Or even forge perhaps?

[evilpineapple-offical]

I would but unfortunately I spent all my money on cheese

[eredin-offical]

And why is that? You can't be that greedy.

[evilpineapple-offical]

@an-rat-offical kept stealing it so I had to keep buying more until bankruptcy

[an-rat-offical]

Heheh your cheese is rat, rat keeps cheese

[an-rat-offical]

Hi rat, I love you and all of your brothers and sisters very very much. I wish I had some rats to play with :) happy holidays, here's your gift 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

Rat appreciates cheese, rat says thank you

[an-rat-offical]

I'm feeding you to my ball python Vanilla the next time I see you stealing my wife's cheese. It's rude for you to take cheese without permission. You live in my house, I expect you to have some manners. I'm genuinely disappointed in you.

Rat no like snek rat wish to flee

(Ooc: so sorry this is prob delayed I forgot tumblr existed

[an-rat-offical]

there are so many rats on this website, would you like a pun? I also do dad jokes -@rat-jester-offical

Rat believes a pun would be fun, rat would appreciate pun

[an-rat-offical]

Ooc: OH GOD I FORGOT TO CHECK TUMBLR NOW I HAVE A BUNCH OF STUFF ON THIS BLOG