steddie brain rot

18+. Noah. 22. He/They.

[officersmackbooty]

tw*tter is dead and dying so im back hehe <3

reintroduction to make a pinned post, i had to delete my about me link until i can get on my laptop bc i wrote it when i was 17 😭

im noah! im a 22 year old trans man from wisconsin. i use he/they pronouns. i've been married to my partner for 2 years, we live with one of our best friends and our two cats <3 i work in a locally owned imported gift store/sm*ke shop!

i'm a big fan of stranger things and south park, watcher entertainment (puppet history is my fave), and watch multiple twitch streamers like julien solomita, chris udalla, chris melbeger, jason sulli, etc :) and many other things that will pop up on this blog!

i love talking to people! pls feel free to talk to me and interact with me on posts and in asks/messages :) i love to write, and would love to start taking small writing prompts for stranger things/south park ships

DNI list: no minors, t*rfs, anti sw, anti blm, anti steddie, harr!ngrove, b!lly apologist, just dont be shitty in general <3 mwah mwah

[officersmackbooty]

i have been in a bit of writer's block recently so i havent been very active here </3

however i had some ✨thoughts✨ last night and i think on my next few days off i'll be researching some new kinks and hopefully at least be able to throw a semi-long steddie post at yall <3

[officersmackbooty]

gonna spend some time going clickity clack on my lil laptop tonight and hopefully start to write smthn 🫶🏻 send me love and encouragement and maybe some of your fave tropes bc i already have a doc going with steddie ideas but im always open to new stuff teehee

[officersmackbooty]

cw// nsfw steddie, degrading+praise, crying, this is very short so idk if it really even needs a cw but i'd rather be safe lol!!

dom eddie will always be amazing dont get me wrong, but dom steve scratches a special itch in my brain that i cant quite explain,,,steve pushing eddie to his knees to facefuck him and mess up his eyeliner. steve eating eddie out until he's sobbing, steve calling eddie his precious slut while leaving bite marks anywhere he can 🫶🏻

[officersmackbooty]

im h*gh laying in bed and started thinkin,,,,it's totally not time accurate for this to be said, but vampire!eddie coming back from the upside down, everyone gathered to see him, steve breaking the silence by turning to dustin and going "so, batman returns, huh?",,,the whole party boos and throws popcorn at him

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[teathattast]

[officersmackbooty]

something something modern steddie au where steve only knows that eddie wants to fuck bc eddie will start to send those h*rny couple's "could be us" style memes

[sweet-child-of-night]

need a hug (with the intentions of getting to know the fragrance of their hair, the warmth of their soul, the intimate silence)

[byjove]

nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

[thelouisfanclub]

Who’s mad about it 😂 Most Anglican-Catholic discourse I ever see is just like

[byjove]

go into the comment section of any Anglican priest’s social media post and you will see the Catholics care a great deal more than you would think

[byjove]

priest kink. next question

[mctreeleth]

Good call, focusing your efforts on the priests you CAN fuck.

[officersmackbooty]

i work an 8 hour shift today but all i wanna do is write lil shorts and come up with prompts to write about steddie 😭 hopefully i can compile a list of ideas tho and come at yall with some spicy stuff when i get home >:) 🫶🏻 or leave me some stuff in the ask box!

[dreaminginpencil]

Steve can be good, if Eddie asks him to 😏

[butchkovac]

Steve: is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?

Nancy: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Eddie & Robin: smad.

[comingupwithjoshdun]

Eddie plays guitar, Nancy plays ukulele, Robin plays banjo, Steve plays fiddle 

[officersmackbooty]

steve and eddie early mornings 💕

messy hair and groggy voices, enjoying every second in bed together before having to go to work, sun light gently filtering in through the trailer's windows, steve eventually going to shower and eddie bringing him a cup of coffee when he heats the water turn off,,,,,sigh 🫶🏻

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sparrow-va]

[sidekickjoey]

I think it’d be really great, personally, if Steve one day dressed like he used to just to fuck with everyone, only for Eddie to absolutely love it.

I’m talking the ridiculously high and over-gelled hair, super preppy shirt with a little preppy collar, and khakis. The whole suburban goodie-goodie ‘I’ll have your daughter home by 8′ experience. The King Steve™ chic. 

The kids all howl when they see him. Dustin pretends to gag. Max asks if Steve lost a bet. Mike appears seconds from a breakdown, because the last time he saw Steve like this was when he was dating his sister, and lord help him if that headache returns to his life. It’s pure pandemonium. Robin cracking joke after joke between her loud, wheezy laughs doesn’t help, either. 

The only one who seems to be without a snarky comment is Eddie, because while he does agree with the peanut gallery that this version of Steve looks way-too-stuffy and borderline dorky, it’s also the version he originally fell for. He watched this Steve command the halls of Hawkins High and pined after him with reckless teenage abandon. He grew up knowing nothing ever could possibly happen between him and someone dressed like that, but still secretly dreaming about it when pre-calc got too confusing or Gareth’s rants about his little sister ventured into boring territory. This Steve had hooked Eddie from the start. This Steve had been his teenage dream.

So, when Steve saunters up to Eddie in his khakis and stuffy shirt, gazing up at him with the tender eyes of the newer, softer, caring Steve Eddie’s come to know and secretly love, asking for his opinion? Well, Eddie doesn’t quite feel like keeping his feelings secret anymore. Instead of commenting on his clothes, Eddie chooses to rumple them in his fist and pull Steve impossibly close to plant the very same passionate kiss he dreamed of delivering in high school to his lips. 

Imagine Eddie’s delight when, soon after, he finds the new Steve, his Steve, smiling back as if the kiss were his high school dream, too.