was arsonadvocate

floyd, 25, he/they. tumblr fucking killed me.

[stepmuppet]

entranced by this comment on an instagram post about a guy talking about how, as a child, he thought yoda was a human woman

[kushblazer666]

[gresit]

Man, I ain't with this X-Files shit. THEY CLONED TYRONE (2023) dir. Juel Taylor

[detectiveyurious]

the most unrealistic part of riverdale is that betty wasn’t smoking 10 packs a day. just thinking about her life makes ME want a cigarette

[baldgonia]

[boringkate]

is there a point if I don't pass?

Nobody passes reliably. It's always contextual and conditional. Transvestigators think Margot Robbie is a brick. Is there a point to Margot Robbie's womanhood? Should she abandon it? And then what? Dress butch? Take testosterone? Get sweaty and cumbrained and swole? And she wears a strapon? And she makes you suck the strap? Is that the kind of world you want to live in? One where boymoder Margot Robbie makes you suck strap?

[wrenism]

me: this jingle jangle ain’t shit

five minutes later: I think I just saw the trash bag killer *a very loud pop song that is only slightly relevant to what I am experiencing starts to play* *visuals of me running in the woods interspersed with Betty and Archie having sex* WHAT WAS THAT *loud gun cocking noise* [DONNA SWEETT APPEARS BEHIND ME HOLDING A RIFLE]

[fridaynightpostsblog]

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[coeyymarie]

[antigoneprogone]

[jethroq]

[dragongirlbunny]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

It's Hot !

[konoko]

[throwupgirl]

no, the BEANIE is jughead. youre thinking of jugheads monster,

[girlvasectomy]

[bunnywan]

ryan gosling they could never make me give a fuck about you.