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anremithrl

Reblog to give prev a notification.

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Officially true.

another-s1lly-being-deactivated

we’ve gone too far with the ‘official’ blogs

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Sorry! They're fun to make.

#i mean #I've only made a few #but I am also curious as to the post that made you say that

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Please-do-it?

snomeraphim

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Let’s see

@imbalance-the-order-demon

@singularity-the-peace-mortal

There’s surely more ways

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An-artist-with-a-good-life

Idfk

thesillyguyy

There is actually a blog for it like theseriousgal or something

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Tik2

Mordor

Heap of function

-√48

Parenthesis imbalancer

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Foreign evermores

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Unofficially-official-official

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how do i acquire this "funny" i keep hearing about

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by wearing a mind controlling aparatus that makes people laugh on command

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ohhhhh that makes so much more sense i knew i was doing smt wrong

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Unofficially, of course.

shimmeringdroplet

the Hausdorff separation axiom, which says that any two distinct points can be "housed orf" from each other by disjoint open sets

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I can officially say that's the correct term and there's nothing @mathematics-official can say about that.

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What gives you the authority?!

Consider yourself lucky that I agree >:[

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I'm two universes above you.

lesvegas

A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.

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Official.

shimmeringdroplet

the Hausdorff separation axiom, which says that any two distinct points can be "housed orf" from each other by disjoint open sets

official-official-official

I can officially say that's the correct term and there's nothing @mathematics-official can say about that.

midsummerflowers

read that there are 16billion pits in cds and it literally made my throat burn like i was going to cry. thats so cool. music is so cool

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Officially cool.

discord-the-app-offical

HEY OFFICIAL VERSE!

I need YOU 🫵

Yes 🫵🫵🫵YOU🫵🫵🫵

To tell me if you want to be in the official verse fanfic I’m writing, via vague and likely unserious request of fellow gimmick @sadgayboy-offical !!

And if you are telling me you want to be in it, you also can request any ships or non ships! (If you want to be cutesy with someone or want me to definitely not put you with anyone! Or something like that)

@no-one-offical could you do your thing and pass this to the rest of the official verse? Thx 🫶

evil-ant-offical

if tea is OK with it could we be background characters like comic book villains in a newspaper

@supervillains-assistant-offical @hell-offical @supervillain-offical @villain-offical

villain-offical

Yeah I'm cool with it as long as I'm really cool and badass and awesome and evil and also I'm the main Villain and I also win in the end. Or is this like a coffee shop fic

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Hmm. Officially. Yes.

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doggirlpaws

If I had capital-s Superpowers I wouldn't use them to punch alien gods, I'd use them to become a science youtuber.

"Hi guys, welcome back to the channel, I've got a real treat for you today! You might notice the lab looks different, I didn't want to risk putting anyone else in danger with today's experiment and if you've been reading the news this week you'll know that a bunch of big important people on Earth are pretty mad at me right now, so I'm shooting this episode on the moon!

"This is uranium-238, an extremely rarified form of the uranium used in some nuclear reactors. If I get the camera closer, you see that 'snow' appearing in the image? That's caused by individual radioactive ions escaping from the uranium. It's warm to the touch and very pliable. See how easily it's bending? Compare that to how much force I had to use to flatten out that tungsten cube last week, remember how that took both hands?

"Anyway, I know what you're going to ask,"

*voice clip of Snake from metal gear solid saying 'But how does it taste?'*

"Well, we're going to find out! I'm just going to tear off a tiny bit here... Hmm. The taste and texture is similar to lead, but warm and a little fizzy. That would be from those escaping ions hitting the skin cells of my tongue and bouncing off. I'd better spit this out quickly, if one of those bounces back into the uranium it could-

*a loud but muffled explosion sound is heard*

"Okay, so that was what's called a fission reaction! A little nuclear explosion went off in my mouth! That was certainly a new experience, I don't think I want to do that again. It wasn't nearly as much fun as the lava I ate back in the Hawaii video.

"Well, I'm going end this one here and get all these things ready for the next part of their journey. Stay tuned for part 2, where we see what happens when I throw the world's entire nuclear arsenal into the sun! As always, stay safe, stay curious, and have a Super day!"