(Not) Official Tuba

All about that bass

[mendelssohn-kin]

[marchingbandmemeshashtag]

[sailingthroughthestars]

I know its the summer but plz go practice

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[guyofyear]

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

[theunimpairedcondition]

[counterpunches]

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

[missmarionmac]

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

And my all-time favorite:

[houseofgriffons]

She looks like she’s casting spells

[marvellouslymadmim]

I'mma add some more, because her intensity and passion make her absolutely fascinating to watch.

And also: Aliens.

[sapphoschld]

okay w o w here’s a ring and my heart have fun with it

[smartassjen]

Wow. So this is what love at first sight feels like. Cool.

[outforhealth]

Music appreciate post. 

[get-j1nxed]

[its-not-a-xylophone]

the score: moderato non troppo

me, trying to find the perfect balance between a moderate tempo and a not-too-moderate tempo:

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

[unculture]

[warpaitn-deactivated20201209]

bassists more like baessists am i right ladies

[thescientificviolist]

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[the-sassy-composer]

I was at a client’s house today, and I can tell they’re a huge music nerd. They always have instruments, sheet music, recording equipment, and CDs all over their apartment (side note: goals). Today when I stopped by, I saw a trio CD. Was it a normal trio, maybe for violin, viola, and cello? Oh no. It was for piccolo, piano, and tuba. I took a picture of the CD case, so I’ll try and see if I can find it online later. I can’t even begin to imagine what that sounds like.

[the-sassy-composer]

Hi, just to let you know I found the album on Spotify and I have some feelings. Here’s the song with piccolo, piano, and tuba. Welcome to hell.

[soyoumusik]

WHY

[official-euphonium]

I think a couple of friends and I are going to play this for a school thing, but I can’t find cheap sheet music for it (sorry but I’m not psying $50 for a joke) so anyone have any suggestions for where to look?

[official-tuba]

I have to admit, the only reason I want to play the tuba is so I can play oompah and very low notes.

These are acceptable reasons to play tuba, go forth with those low notes and oompah your heart out my friend

[official-tuba]

If its not a tuba then its not a tuba ://

Pass it on

[thescientificviolist]

[josephhaydn-official]

[the-flutey-tutey-dragon]

Reading Sheet Music

What every 4th grade music teacher taught when teaching recorder: Remember Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge and FACE! They’re the line and space notes!

What we actually do: I know where C is on the staff! *starts counting lines and spaces, and ledger lines if necessary, until reaching note in question*

[mendelssohn-kin]