RP Meme from Miss Piggy quotes
“Haven’t you heard? One is the new two.”
“There is only one gift you should accept on your first date — diamonds.”
“How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther.”
“Express your feelings all the time unless you’re trying to hide something.”
“I am who I am. Why can’t you accept that about me?”
“Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?”
“Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.”
“The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.”
“Style comes in all shapes and sizes. Therefore, the bigger you are, the more style you have.”
“You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun.”
“When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.”
“Smart cooks realize that the easiest cookbook to use is the Yellow Pages and the handiest appliance in the kitchen is the telephone.”
“I plan to write more books whenever I can find the appropriate writing attire and color-coordinated pen.”
“There is no one on the planet to compare with moi.”
“I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case you are right.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
“Beauty is all about loving who you are. And if you have a problem with that, may I suggest you try loving who I am?”
“Never eat more than you can lift.”
“Start out perfect and don’t change a thing.”
“Clothes are like friends; they should always compliment your appearance.”
“What if you were in Florida without your furs and there is a very quick little ice age?”
“It is my destiny, I shall accept nothing less.”
“You can propose on our honeymoon”
“You will know who they are. Even if I don’t.”
“You can touch me! If I give you permission.”
“I just decided one morning that I wasn’t going to get any older. You should try it.”
“I will meet anyone, anywhere, anytime. And put them in their place.”
“I hate how chocolate melts on my fingers. Am I really that hot?”
“The worst thing anyone has ever said to me is that they ran out of all desserts.”
“Love is where you least expect it. So look there first.”
“Behind every good woman is a great left hook.”
“Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.”
“When all else fails, order dessert first.”
“Women are like bacon, they smell good, they probably taste good and they will kill you slowly.”
“Personal style begins and ends with loving who you are.”
“He is odious, stingy, wicked, unfeeling, and badly dressed!”
“You know, I’m beginning to see a pattern in the men I date.”
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