~let it be~

Candice Marie | 29| Aries | Cat n Dog Mom ACNH | TLOPO

[voltaspistol]

[officialbarbiecocaine]

Lmfao how things are going these days this was a perfect way to kick him out in my opinion.

[phantomrose96]

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

[phantomrose96]

[dumpy-squish]

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[larmalot]

oh mg god this post somehow got better

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP Meme from Miss Piggy quotes

“Haven’t you heard? One is the new two.”

“There is only one gift you should accept on your first date — diamonds.”

“How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther.”

“Express your feelings all the time unless you’re trying to hide something.”

“I am who I am. Why can’t you accept that about me?”

“Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?”

“Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.”

“The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.”

“Style comes in all shapes and sizes. Therefore, the bigger you are, the more style you have.”

“You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun.”

“When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.”

“Smart cooks realize that the easiest cookbook to use is the Yellow Pages and the handiest appliance in the kitchen is the telephone.”

“I plan to write more books whenever I can find the appropriate writing attire and color-coordinated pen.”

“There is no one on the planet to compare with moi.”

“I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case you are right.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

“Beauty is all about loving who you are. And if you have a problem with that, may I suggest you try loving who I am?”

“Never eat more than you can lift.”

“Start out perfect and don’t change a thing.”

“Clothes are like friends; they should always compliment your appearance.”

“What if you were in Florida without your furs and there is a very quick little ice age?”

“It is my destiny, I shall accept nothing less.”

“You can propose on our honeymoon”

“You will know who they are. Even if I don’t.”

“You can touch me! If I give you permission.”

“I just decided one morning that I wasn’t going to get any older. You should try it.”

“I will meet anyone, anywhere, anytime. And put them in their place.”

“I hate how chocolate melts on my fingers. Am I really that hot?”

“The worst thing anyone has ever said to me is that they ran out of all desserts.”

“Love is where you least expect it. So look there first.”

“Behind every good woman is a great left hook.”

“Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.”

“When all else fails, order dessert first.”

“Women are like bacon, they smell good, they probably taste good and they will kill you slowly.”

“Personal style begins and ends with loving who you are.”

“He is odious, stingy, wicked, unfeeling, and badly dressed!”

“You know, I’m beginning to see a pattern in the men I date.”

[officialbarbiecocaine]

https://gofund.me/f22d53d6

Help Laura, FNP, blind from COVID-19, organized by Gina S.

Laura is a vibrant woman, loving mother, and a dedicated family nurse practitioner who r… Gina S. needs your support for Help Laura, FNP, b

This is my mom’s friend who was critical with covid-19 if you could all share the link with others it would be greatly appreciated. If you could donate anything that would be a blessing.

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[ethicalmemes]

Found this on Facebook and wanted to share with yall (Credits: JJ M'kael) #EthicalMemes

[harrysalbum]

[whetaver]

[escapekit]

Do You Look Like Your Cat? UK-based wildlife photographer Gerrard Gethings shares his second round of Do You Look Like Your Dog, this time feature cats and their owners.  Whether it was through the pose, the colour of their skin, the hairstyle or even physical characteristics, the photographer highlights the surprising and funny similarities between people and cats.

[stfumras]

Holy shit 

Racist Cartoon In Australian Paper 

[cecaeliawitch]

they white-washed naomi osaka too, unbelievable

[kittiesatemypronouns]

This is outrageous. How can someone draw a cartoon like this in this day and age and have it published in a major newspaper??

[auntiewanda]

What the shitting goddamn fuck.

Reality:

She put her arm around Osaka to comfort her, and implored the pro-Serena crowd, which was still ticked because chair umpire Carlos Ramos gave her a severe game penalty in the second set of her 6-2, 6-4 loss to Osaka, to stop with the Bronx cheer.

“She just won,” Williams said after the presentation. “I felt like, wow, this isn’t how I felt when I won my first Grand Slam. I definitely don’t want her to feel like that.”

- Time.com

Male cartoonist decides to draw a racist caricature of Williams, completely erase Osaka’s likeness and invoke the age-old sexist idea that women don’t get along.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

[silver-boots]

Bog mummy take the wheel

[lovehigher]

when u see ur text post on ur dash

[ellijahwood]

[emporest]

this film was a masterpiece

[oldfilmsflicker]

[ladykate63]

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.

[the17thtearoom]

We stan both the wives and the king