[anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2]

[thotticus-binch]

[spectrometrie]

[spectrometrie]

i just accidentally ended up on the same spot in the middle of nowhere Wyoming 3 years later

[spectrometrie]

they got rid of the decorative rock :( 

[phoenix-princesss]

[glassslippers-and-tinywhiskers]

Ow I feel called out

[charlesoberonn]

Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society:

[jersonordavid]

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Edit: added source from YouTube.

Thanks lads! :3

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

[dunsalien]

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

[memewhore]

[chlommunist]

[weenkinks]

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

[snorlaxatives]

when you’re watching a music video on youtube and the top comment is “who else is watching this in quarantine 🙋🏼‍♂️” and you’re like omg me! but the comment is from 5 months ago and you realize you’re still in quarantine and things have only gotten worse

[bowelflies]

Wow, A Talking Fish! (Armenfilm 1983) full animation with subtitles here

[a-book-of-creatures]

It’s not a talking fish I’m concerned about

[themesozoicsperm]

Don’t forget to also watch the amazing sequel!

[staff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[habitualshaker]

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done

[thereddestpotato]

I would like this animation every time I log on

[pissvortex]

you already know what it is

[pissvortex]

new decade new milfs lets get it fellas

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i cant wait until quarantine is over so i can start really dressing again

[mrmeriwether]

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[batfamfucker]

Beautiful

[thecollectibles]

Art by Stefan Koidl