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You may now kiss your husband.
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because youāre a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
Youāve never experienced true horror until youāre reading fanfic around your family and someone leans over to look and ask what youāre reading
Bonus points when its smut
the percentage your phone is at is the percent big dick energy you have
I went from bedtime story to bedtime fanfiction, which was not what I was expecting as a kid.
Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.
Okay. But tonight, I do you.
Me: *logs into tumblr* Iām here for the smut. Gimme all the smut. The kinkiest, smuttest smut. People fucking hard. Give it to me.
Some light smut: *happens*
Me: eww thanks but no thanks ok byeeeee
Pizza guy. What? The pizza delivery guy is with Justice Strickland. Stricklandās working with Ingrid.
those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me
so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid āsmirkā and āchuckleā as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how Iām a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and donāt let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, byeĀ
Edgy fanfiction critics can eat my entire ass.
*gets to the part i really started writing this fanfic for* me: *sternly* this better be good, me
The experience of fandom, especially in the age of the internet, is one of binge reading: most new fans, upon discovering fanfic, gobble it down. The first story you read is usually an eyebrow raiser; shocking, maybe a bit embarrassing. āWhat is this craziness? Do people really do this? I donāt think I like it. Are they all like this? Let me just look at one more ā¦ā And then the next thing you know, itās four in the morning, itās three days later, itās ten years on. You are at your friendās house, and the floor around you is covered with zines. You are on the internet, and you havenāt showered in days. Your browser history is a dreadful embarrassment. Youāve read roughly forty-five thousand stories, some of them amazing, many of them terrible, and you now have all sorts of opinions about tropes and genres. You have developed a particular taste in fanworks. You really like femslash, or hurt/comfort, or cavefic, or long, plotty gen. But I guarantee you this: no matter what you like, and no matter how much there is of itāthere isnāt enough of it.Ā
And so some readers (and some of you) will start to write. Youāll write the thing you want to read, because how hard can it be? You can do better than that story you read last night. And that other story you read was okayāexcept, you know what would have been really good? You know what would have been great? This. This is gonna be great.
ā Francesca Coppa, The Fanfiction Reader: Folk Tales for the Digital Age (ix-x)
I canāt argue with this.
are you kidding me I have to give this fic a title?!! wasnāt it enough that I wrote the damn thing
Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways
Unless your otp is a rare pair, in which case you can watch them fall in love six times, in six different ways.
And you wrote four of them.
can tongues in fanfiction stop fighting each other for dominance, let them come home from war
teamĀ āenemies to loversā or teamĀ āfriends to loversā?
enemies to friends to lovers you fool you absolute buffoon
*¼ through a fanfic* wait iāve read this before
*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i havenāt wtf is hapenning
* ¾ through Ā fanfic* OMG IāVE READ THIS BEFORE
Alternatively:
*¼ through fanfic* Wow, this is a great, unique plot!
*½ through fanfic* Holy shit, what happens next??
*¾ through fanfic* I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL BE RESOLVED!!!
*fanfic finished, kudos button mashed* AO3: You have already left kudos here. :)
i feel gandalf feels called out