Dude, Where Are My Glasses?

25-She/her- ΔΖ- Musical theatre trash-ENFJ-Bookish-Chris Evans owns my ass- I love Stranger Things and Anne With an E-

[aslongasitsblack]

shane dirty talk: oh my gooood please put it in fuck please baby i feel like im gonna die without you inside me

ilya dirty talk: . Tell me I mean something to you

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[goldentortoise]

Designated Weeping Area, a community art project from Cora Lee (coraleecreates, 2021)

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[through-a-historic-lens]

Mississippi’s first interracial marriage, August 1970.

[brazenbells]

Adding @bethanyactually 's informative tags!

[emmikay]

After Shane's first cup win, someone posts essentially this post-celebration morning-after photo of Shane

And of course the internet is all like 'lololol of course we've never heard about Shane Hollander on any dates or in any relationships, the physicsl representation of hockey excellence is the only thing he's willing to sleep with'

they're not wrong they just don't know who that physical representation actually is

Anyway Ilya of course sees all this, and finds himself in the position of being jealous of the Stanley Cup

[emmikay]

After Shane's first cup win, someone posts essentially this post-celebration morning-after photo of Shane

And of course the internet is all like 'lololol of course we've never heard about Shane Hollander on any dates or in any relationships, the physicsl representation of hockey excellence is the only thing he's willing to sleep with'

they're not wrong they just don't know who that physical representation actually is

Anyway Ilya of course sees all this, and finds himself in the position of being jealous of the Stanley Cup

[nohardheroes]

ZUTARA → Incorrect Quotes (2/∞)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

[ zuko's smile seeing katara always gets me before he gets told off by her 😭 ]

→ please don't use, download, or screenshot my gifs without permission or credit! these are specially made and took time to create, so please ask first!

[renegadesstuff]

ship x quotes: shirbert's version 🤍 [133/?]

[retro70s80sandmore]

Chris Evans

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[feldfrog]

[fractally]

Re Ilya being the one obsessing about marriage I loooooove how their post Tampa dynamic is like

Shane: listen I like you and I think you like me too

Ilya: ok SO WHAT. What are we gonna do. Hold hands?? Kiss on the ice?? Get married?? Have three kids and a vacation home in the Dolomites because I know you’d love the skiing there?? Whisper to each other each night how lucky we are to have found each other? Die hand in hand like the end of the Notebook? Don’t be RIDICULOUS Hollander how could you even think about these things

Shane: I was thinking maybe starting with like you could come over?

[conchacrumb]

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

[galecstatic]

timeless poetry

[myshane]