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[Customer: Hey! Um, I haven't shopped here before, can you show me where the women's underwear is?
Worker: Yes! Absolutely! Are you looking for like, a thong or like, panties?
Customer: ...Panties I guess?
Worker: Right this way, I'll show you the panties.
Customer: Ok. Now that we got that, I was wondering if you had any like, button up shirts, like kinda nice I can wear to work?
Worker: Oh you mean like a blouse?
Customer: ...That's a word?
Worker: Yeah I know right? It's derived from French.
Customer: Ew. Okay well, do you think these pants would fit me? I don't know what my size would be.
Worker: Um, honestly that could be like small, medium, or a 4, 6, or an 8.
Customer: How is that possible?
Worker: Honestly nobody knows, but... you can blame the French!]



























