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For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

riotd

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

chaseslittlewiatch

Sebastian Stan as CHRIS

Movie: DESTROYER (2024) dir. by Karyn Kusama requested by anon

bananatwinky

chaseslittlewiatch

The many outfits of STEVE KEMP (pt. 1)

hustlerose

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

hustlerose

easy website

cryptid-on-a-string

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

batcii

weird horse

validwarriorcatsnames

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

locus-p0cus

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

guy-named-reblog

oww :(

rahaf-ft

Little things mean the most, always.

jamesroach

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

jamesroach

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

professionalchaoticdumbass

traffic again?

truestoriesaboutme

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

short-and-angry

They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.

thoughtcascades

my heart has excellent taste and absolutely no survival instincts

fleshdyk3

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

fleshdyk3

put some respect on his name

ihnmaims

homunculus-argument

Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn

if it's an art, rules are not your concern

make it fucked up or you won't make it

if it's already broken, you can't break it

anything can be fixed with gorilla glue

except for pleather, and also you

sonandheirofnothinginparticular

acreaturecalledgreed

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

acreaturecalledgreed

i was told the basic story of “the king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)” and that “saint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secret”

what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads

i like my version better im not gonna lie