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OK BUT IMAGINE CARDEN COMMENTING ON HOW JUDE IS KINDA SHORT AND SHE VERY SNEAKILY SIDLES UP IN FRONT OF HIM AND ASKS HIM “do you know what that means I’m closer to?” WHILE RUNNING A HAND UP HIS SIDE AND THIGH AND CARDEN IS LIKE.... GETTING FUCKING HOT... AND JUDE LEANS IN EVEN CLOSER, GETS ON HER TIPPY TOES WHILE CARDEN BENDS DOWN A LITTLE SO SHE CAN WHIPSER IN HIS EAR AS HER HAND HAS TRAVELED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO A CERTAIN WAISTBAND AND THEN SHE FINALLY WHIPSERS IN HIS EAR “hell.”

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I MAY HAVE CHOKED

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Guys come on.... all the Twilight directors were good

Catherine had the BLUE TINT

Chris had the DEPRESSION

David had the

Bill had the HORRIBLE CGI BABY

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David had the horrible wigs, the nasty sideburns and the angst

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looking for content on a series you haven’t finished and accidentally getting spoiled:

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this hit too close to home

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Edward, 2020

Wash your hands everybody

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Mr Cullen has spoken

CAN’T BELIEVE THIS BABY IS PLAYING ALINA MF SUN SUMMONER STARKOV! <333333

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #Alina starkov #jessie mei li #the darkling #darklina #ben barnes

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Edward: I will if you marry me. It's called a compromise.

Bella: ok boomer

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jude: if i wanted to kill myself i would climb your ego and jump to your IQ

cardan: i’m sorry, what was that? i was just trying to imagine you with a personality other than ‘raging mortal bitch’

the bomb: aw look, jude and cardan are flirting again

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for the record, rob didn’t hate twilight. he hated the craze and attention he got from it.

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period!

Bedward: breathe and you will be judged

#twilight #twilight funny #bella swan #Edward Cullen #bedward #robert pattinson #kristen stewart

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remember my post about “what if new moon, but it’s black and white when eddie leaves?” well i figured out how to do basic video editing and edited the entire movie so it’s black and white* from when Edward leaves to Volterra

here’s a lil excerpt

EDIT: tumblr hates piracy and would slam a ban hammer on me for posting links. you can def still watch the whole thing, but you gotta DM me for a link, sorry ://

*ok it’s not full b&w bc new moon is actually rlly visually dark and the full b&w would’ve just made it black. so it’s sepia-ish. sorry