Dating Wade Felton (SFW Headcanons) — Movieverse / Tumblr Edition
• He’s the type of boyfriend who always has grease on his hands, but will still cup your face gently like you’re made of glass.
“You’re too pretty for this world, babe. Don’t look at me, I’m gross—no wait, actually do.”
• Takes you to every garage sale and thrift store on the way to a road trip.
He’ll hold up a creepy old doll and be like “Name her.”
Bonus: He starts buying weird junk just because it reminds him of you.
• Obsessed with fixing your stuff.
Broken phone? Jammed zipper? Sad toaster? He won’t rest until it’s working. Even if you didn’t ask.
“Let me look at it real quick—I swear I can fix it. No, really, it’ll just take five minutes.” (It never takes five minutes.)
• Brings you mixtapes even though it’s 2005 and iPods exist.
Each one is scribbled with things like “Night Drive” or “Songs That Make Me Think Of Your Laugh.”
The handwriting is a little messy. The songs are perfect.
• He’s a bit of a baby when he’s sick.
You’ll hear the whiniest “baaaabe can you make me soup” from under a pile of blankets.
But if you get sick? He’s doting. Over-the-top. Puts a cold rag on your forehead and tells you stories till you fall asleep.
• Loves horror movies but hates jump scares.
He’ll literally flinch and then try to play it cool. “I wasn’t scared, I just—my shoulder cramped. Shut up.”
• Wade would 100% do that thing where he lifts your hand and kisses the back of it dramatically in public just to make you blush.
Then smirks like yeah, I’m corny and you love it.
• Wants to teach you how to fix cars but forgets to explain anything.
“Okay so you twist this and—oh shit hold on that’s the wrong socket. Okay, now crank—wait no, not that one—okay maybe just watch for now.”
• Gets so into Halloween.
Paints fake blood on his face, builds props from scratch, carves way too many pumpkins.
You two are known for having the coolest (and creepiest) Halloween setup on the block.
• Big fan of cuddles where your legs are tangled and he just sighs into your hair like “I don’t ever wanna move.”
• If you’re ever crying, he gets this tight, panicked look and does everything he can to make you laugh.
Silly faces. Bad impressions. A very heartfelt “Wanna punch me in the arm? I’ll let you. Just once.”
• Calls you babe, sweetheart, and “my girl” like it’s second nature.
But the first time he says “I love you,” he stammers, rubs the back of his neck, and looks like he might combust.
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