Catriona

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[brieflyshadywolf]

[daydreamodyssey]

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

[oh-yeaahhhh]

An interesting example of reinforcement learning

[bekstek]

[fuckadietcoke]

Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

[cumaeansibyl]

I feel like I should just queue this to post once a week but at random times

[hollowtones]

They’re putting all kinds of stuff in a sandwich recently. 

Check it out when you have the chance.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[copperbadge]

I’m enjoying the logic of “well if we called it a float it might be mistaken for a floater, which is a totally different kind of food. So we call it A SPIDER, a term that definitely will not confuse anyone.”

[catasters]

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

[cinemasavage]

[cali]

its basically over now, so i can show u the most pitiful NFT i found during that entire phase

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[transpilledbeowulf]

Look for the girl with the broken smile

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Final Frantasy XIV

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[abz-j-harding]

stop it. just stop this right now.

[animalwoonz]

[tiktokmuseum]

he's doing his job!

[surefire-tanis]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

what the fuuuuuck

[rs-jm]

this is a short horror story

[iwishicouldtellmystudents]

Please make sure to reblog this with the explanation you guys:

The toddler doesn’t know Alexa is a name; as far as they’re concerned it’s a word that makes things happen. If the kid was saying “please play baby shark” it would mean literally the same thing to them because they don’t really understand language yet.

The toddler is mimicking adult behavior because they have seen adults say things that start with “Alexa” and have learned that starting a request with “Alexa” makes it more likely to be fulfilled. This kid has learned something about how their world works purely through observation! This isn’t a bad thing! It’s just been misapplied and it’s up to the parents to correct their speech as they grow enough to understand the difference.

[flipocrite]

That is absolutely an accurate assessment about what is technically happening from a language development perspective

That the child is holding his mother’s face and speaking into her eyes the magic command that makes things happen does not make this any less of a horror story