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coffee shop au’s, regency au’s, fine, good, whatever. you know what your fandom really needs? a clue au. lock your six faves in a giant house and hold them to account for their canon crimes.

nonasuch

while we’re at it, there was a brief but shining wave of Casablanca pastiches in the early 2000s and I would like more of them, please.

#writing ideas

sosuperawesome

Potion Flask Dice Sets / Potion Flask Bags

Arrli on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #D&D tags

#things I want to buy

thewarfactoryau

#armor #drawing reference

hyper-elastagirl

King and Queen of the monsters

#fanart #godzilla king of the monsters

ruubesz-draws

More Godzilla x Mothra but it’s angst with a dash of fluff(?)

I love drawing them together, it’s fun! Also, angry Godzilla is cool and Mothra is beautiful as always…

#fanart #godzilla king of the monsters

tenoni-references

Library books art hack by @danarune on Twitter

ghostlyapivorous

:eyes:

#thenewmoonsmusings que #drawing reference

dropkickwritersblock

Write a piece about a bakery where terrible things constantly happen

#thenewmoonsmusings que #prompt list

yuoling

#thenewmoonsmusings que #pokemon #video games

eintsein

A Small Guide to Journaling by Eintsein

Something you may or may not know about be is that I journal. However, only recently have I gotten the hang of it and stayed loyal to the habit of journaling. Here are some tips and tricks on how you can journal successfully. Hope you like it :)

#thenewmoonsmusings que #reference

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

hey not to start talking about twilight before I even get out of bed but

I’m absolutely haunted by the fact that according to the twilight wiki Carlisle was only 23 when he got vampired. that’s nothing. that’s a man only a year older than I am, with 5 fucking teenage children. what the fuck. what the hell. why did smeyer sit down to figure out who should be the wise patriarch of her vampire family and decide on “23 year old dilf”?

destroyalovesu

that. that means he would have been six years old when he supposedly had his kids. and no one is forks noticed anything off about that scenario

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

I mean they did very much claim to have adopted all their kids, the Cullens weren’t trying to pass themselves off as biological parents and children

but that’s only one of like 900 questions raised

threewaysdivided

To throw Meyers a bone: My brother and I have been routinely asked about our “university courses” and “job positions” since we were eighth-graders. (I guess it’s better than my friend, whose less-than-5ft self is constantly getting ID-carded even at 24.)

Maybe book!Carlisle just happens to have an “older” face or bearing.

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

listening to Edward for a century ages you like a motherfucker

sorry-ipanicked

#thenewmoonsmusings que #silly stuff

exigencelost

okay but hear me out, demonic possession would be a really good diagnostic tool. Especially for illnesses like fibromyalgia that are hard to test for and have “subjective” symptoms (like, you can’t externally measure pain and fatigue, and someone who’s had it all their life won’t always know it’s not normal.) You just draw a nice pentagon, set up all the protective candles, and summon a demon into the patient’s body and ask them the sacred Questions Three, which are “okay Demon Todd how bad is it in there,” “where are the main places that hurt more than the last thirty humans you possessed” and “got any wisdom to share?” and then you give Todd a beer and politely excise him from this material plane and start drafting your new treatment plan.

weaselle

tell me more of your sorcery hospital.

exigencelost

it’s actually a diagnostic clinic only because last time they tried an innovative treatment it blew a hole in the ceiling and all the streetlights on Market Street glowed green for two weeks and when that kind of thing happens people with clipboards and crucifixes start to show up and poke around in your cupboards and ask what all the pentagrams are for

#thenewmoonsmusings que #writing ideas

aph-grandpa

Rome and Germania talking about their kids

#thenewmoonsmusings que #silly stuff #hetalia

myinnerlandscape

#thenewmoonsmusings que #architecture

moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

femonologue

The king’s son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjects’ grievances, and a general’s like “how will you defeat the prophesied evil now? You’re old and weak.” Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdom’s public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesn’t make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.

No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.

femonologue

Every once in a while, when I’m feeling down, I go and look at the notes on this post and they make me feel a lot better. This is the energy I want to carry into 2018.

#thenewmoonsmusings que #writing reference

greater-than-the-sword

I hate it when fantasy writers have no sense of scale and they’ll just casually drop “ten thousand years” like that doesn’t encompass all of recorded human history

greater-than-the-sword

Unless you’re a culture of immortals, ain’t no traditions remaining unchanged for ten thousand years. No national borders staying the same for ten thousand years. No laws in place for ten thousand years. Y’all remember Hammurabi? Didn’t think so. Any building that stays in place for ten thousand years is going to be rubble. Any story or myth or prophecy that’s ten thousand years old with only oral transmission is highly suspect, and it’s unlikely the belief system associated with it even survived. Books can’t even survive that long.

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