Cheezza Queens

Have a Cheezza Day (cheezza=cheese pizza.)

[ogcheezzaqueensarchive]

BUZZFEED SAY SIKE RN

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[loccorocco]

I had the most of awful game of tetris last night.

[loccorocco]

For the people who are curious abt the experience

[loccorocco]

We had jar jar binks fanfiction.

[jodiefoster]

2016

i’ve mcfreaking had it

[advicefromsurvivors]

When your child says “Why can’t I get a puppy?”

Instead of defaulting to “My house, my rules”

Try “Any pet is a lot of responsibility. A puppy would have to be fed, walked, and taken outside to use the bathroom several times a day and taken for regular check-ups and vaccinations at the vet. You can’t do all of that by yourself, and I/we don’t have the time or money either.”

When your teenager says “Why can’t I come home at 2:00 this Saturday?”

Instead of defaulting to “My house, my rules!”

Try “The time you come home is a matter of respect and consideration. I/We will not only be concerned for your safety, but we would either be disturbed in the middle of the night when you arrive or forced to stay up for several extra hours waiting.”

When your child says “Why am I not allowed to do this thing?”

Instead of defaulting to “My house, my rules!”

Try actually communicating a legitimate reason, because children pick up on subtlety and on context and on the unspoken messages, and it’s better to teach children lessons like “You should think really hard before taking on new responsibilities” and “It’s important to show consideration for the needs of the people with whom you share a living space” than lessons like “It’s okay for people to demand your absolute obedience so long as you’re dependent on them for survival.”

[shadywinters]

TRUTH

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[lemonsweet-moved]

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

[girlballs-archive]

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

[indoorvoices]

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toastbutteregg]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Please don’t use those words

[memeuplift]

[fruitgushers]

u kno all the good urls are taken when

[toastbutteregg]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: the Prada witch boots

[sallychanscraps]

i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know

[sallychanscraps]

my sweet Binch…..

[sallychanscraps]

well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????

[sallychanscraps]

i want to thank everyone for getting this horrible post to 40k notes today thank you

[sallychanscraps]

ITS DECEMBER!! 🎄 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!! 

[mcdungeon]

me when watching another life hack video and they get the hot glue gun and tube of toothpaste out

[rneowth]

fuck it why not

[skywalkerchick1138]

evil sorcerer ashes take the wheel

[678i0u]

The hero we deserve.