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News from the past 24 hours (10/5 to 10/6) because everything Happens So Much:
The CDC has finally officially stated that COVID may be transmitted through air despite that we’ve basically known this all along.
The CDC offered to do contact tracing for the White House and notify all those potentially infected. The WH said turned them away. There are many reports of those who came in contact with positive cases only learning that they were exposed from news reports, not by any WH contract tracers.
Trump returned home to the White House and took his mask off pretty much immediately despite still being contagious and standing near other people. He then posted a bizarre video telling people not to fear COVID while also making dubious claims about his health. Here’s a transcript.
Both Florida and Texas online voter registration websites broke before the registration deadline. Residents of Florida were given an extra day to register.
Facebook removed a post Trump made claiming COVID is less deadly than the flu. He posted the same to Twitter, which only obscured the tweet with a disclaimer and did not remove it. PBS has put the past few years of flu deaths vs less than a year of COVID into a graphic to show the disparity.
Vice Commandant of the US Coast Guard, Admiral Charles Ray tested positive.
COVID exposure may have reached the Pentagon.
Trump says he’s killing any coronavirus aid package until after the election, tanking the stock market immediately. He is prioritizing the SCOTUS nomination and by extension, an overturn of the Affordable Care Act. This will throw I believe 20 million Americans off their health insurance.
Facebook banned QAnon across all its platforms to “bring to parity what we’ve been doing on other pieces of policy with regard to militarized social movements” and limit the “ability of QAnon and Militarized Social Movements to operate and organize on our platform.”
Up to 123 people at the Capital are COVID positive.
The St Louis couple who waved guns at passing protesters have been indicted.
The White House dropped their opposition and agreed to the FDA’s standards for release of the COVID vaccine, meaning it will not be rushed out before election day. The FDA has also created a new landing page about the vaccine.
Stephen Miller (senior advisor for policy for Trump) tested positive. There are now 23 people connected to the White House with positive COVID tests. Mid afternoon it was only 21, here’s a graphic. I can’t find an updated graphic but even if I did it would probably be outdated soon.
I’m probably missing stuff but man I got other shit to do.
Howls moving castle movie: the black door leads to a war-torn countryside, with steampunk flying battleships dropping bombs and evil monsters that attack Howl
HMC book: the black door leads to a suburban neighborhood in Wales and the worst thing there is Howl’s sister
locusimperium:
A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic.
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day.
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour.
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick. Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.
So I tried this recipe.
And it is GREAT.
It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.
Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt
I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!
i want to try these
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today I are. tired.
2020 discourse predictions:
- in the interest of “REAL” historical accuracy it’s decided that you can’t be a lesbian unless you have proof of some greek ancestry, since the words “lesbian” comes from “lesbos.” helpful and condescending posts suggest “if you don’t have the blood of sappho flowing through you, that’s okay! you’re valid! you’re just not a daughter of lesbos or under the protection of artemis, and shouldn’t steal the word lesbian from real lesbians. might i suggest a more accurate term, like quangle?” (quangle is the new substitute for lesbian they invent in february)
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- somebody gets called out for pretending to live on a farm for notes, they’re actually from like some pnw suburb, they don’t even HAVE the horse whose supposed gallbladder surgery they crowdfunded
- children are a privileged class. in fact, they’re our oppressors
- somebody starts an honest-to-god pyramid scheme and recruits exclusively through tumblr. at its peak, 40% of tumblr’s userbase are now “company consultants” selling bottles of Charged Zodiac Water. this will eventually result in the site being shut down, but not for another two years or so
- taylor swift makes a post on instagram hinting that she’ll be “coming out” soon. swifties elated until she “comes out” as a libertarian
“There are two MLKs. There once was a man named Martin Luther King Jr. who actually lived and breathed. He was a radical who believed in the redistribution of wealth, argued for slave reparations and that wrote that moderate whites who didn’t speak out on racism were just as bad as the Ku Klux Klan. Seventy-five percent of Americans disapproved of that man when he was killed by a white supremacist in 1968. Then, there is the Martin Luther King Jr. that exists in the collective white memory. Through a complex combination of whitewashing, self-guilt and the intentional rewriting of history that absolves them of their hatred, they have painted a sanitized, impressionist portrait of a civil rights icon whose dreams were fulfilled by America’s unwavering commitment to justice and equality. Out of whole cloth, they managed to fabricate a fantastic hologram of King that is ahistorical, but still “based on a true story.” Their Martin was a lover, not a fighter. They remember a socially conservative, respectable reconciler; not an anti-establishment revolutionary. And, for their sake, his doctrine of nonviolent resistance was eventually reduced to simple “nonviolence.” This is the King they will remember this weekend.”
— Martin Luther King Jr. and the White Delusion of a ‘Non-Racist’ America (via blxckberrying)
on september 11th 2001, two planes crashed into the world trade centre in new york city. It was a massacre. 3000 dead in a matter of 24 hours. the entire world was in shock of the atrocity, the brutal, diabolical murder of scores of innocents.
the american government reacted accordingly. a full investigation was launched to hold the culprits responsible – what nation could have sanctioned such a brutal attack on so many innocents? what kind of soulless country could, regardless of vendetta, allow such a heinous crime?
by 2002, the united states had their answer. the investigation was complete. A 600 page document known as the Congressional Report on 9/11 was released. approx 20 pages detailing the workings of the nation responsible were produced. The report was published.
Except the name of the country responsible for 9/11 was redacted in the report. blackened out with a sharpie. It would remain redacted for 14 years. The country in question? Saudi Arabia.
Instead of declaring to the world who was involved in orchestrating 9/11, the u.s. would hide this information for over a decade.
Instead, they would point fingers at Iraq, whilst knowing that iraq had nothing to do with the attack in the first place. They would orchestrate journalistic propaganda in the new york times about “weapons of mass destruction” – a narrative that had been proven false by their very own intelligence officers, a narrative that had been shot down by every journalist that had ever stepped foot in Niger (where the purported ingredients of mass destruction were coming from). Regardless, the New York Times would dutifully publish the perverted stories anyway. NYT editors would say “to not invade iraq is the bigger mistake”.
In 2003, the months of building up false stories in the media, propaganda in every mainstream newspaper, journal and t.v. show would pay off. The u.s. would invade iraq.
from 2003 - 2011 the country of iraq would be brutalized in ways never seen before by mankind. modern, 21st century warfare would decimate the very spirit of iraq. at least 460 000 innocent, iraqi civilians murdered in 8 years. entire generations were wiped out in less than a decade. we will never know their names.
waves of sexual violence committed upon “captured” cities ensued at the hands of american soldiers. many of the survivors, if not dead at the hands of their occupiers, would take their own lives. we will never know their names.
in 2011, the blood in iraq is finally dry. we’ve leeched all of it. we’ve procured the natural resources we came for – it’s time to head out. the so called WMD we came for were never found, they did not exist, they were never real to begin with. A far cry from how things got started, we start seeing articles about the falsehood of the iraq war. the same publishers who willingly handed out propaganda to the masses about WMD in Saddam’s hands are now saying “wait…we’ve made an error.” the narrative shifts. the occupation ends 3 years after a new commander in chief is granted the power to end it. in its wake we leave behind military bases and mercenaries that are ready to activate whenever called upon.
That same year, the u.s. supports various popular movements across the arab world. tens of regimes are flipped.
and in that same year, using the same weapons left behind by valiant american rapists and invaders, an army of another kind of mercenaries is born. they call themselves ISIL, then ISIS.
ISIS vows to cleanse the muslim world of shia muslims, minority sect muslims, christians, yezidis, Jewish people. ISIS also vows they are enemies of the u.s. America vows vice versa. Their feud is a celebrated one. ISIS, the evil nemesis of the Brave & Courageous America.
But then, 2012 happens. America, losing their influence and control over the levant, start funding ISIS factions. America starts funding Al-Qaeda factions.
The same NYT that once convinced us that Iraq had WMD is now INSISTING that these al-qaeda factions, that themselves claim to be brothers of al-qaeda, are moderate rebels simply looking for democracy and liberation. people believe it.
America’s proxies in the levant go on to destroy the region in unimaginable ways–and then, 2018 happens.
Iraqis & Iranians destroy ISIS. Indisputably, action from both nations led to the destruction of ISIS, now a paid member of the U.S. military. America, once using ISIS and AQ factions to regain control over the levant struggles to position themselves as the heroes – attempting pathetically to play both sides of the same coin. Again, the same way outlets like NYT backtracked their Iraq war propaganda, they start apologizing for identical mistakes in naming actual american funded terrorists as “freedom fighters.” another cycle ends.
ISIS is gone, but the real loss is America’s. They’ve lost the barbaric feudalistic control they once held in the region via ISIS and Al-Qaeda. Their terrorist assets have been reduced to ashes by a people they once themselves invaded from 2003 - 2011.
This brings us to today. The united states has assassinated Qassem Soleimani, Iran’s second in command. this is akin to another nation murdering the likes of mike pence, joe biden or dick cheney. it is an act of war. 4000 troops have been deployed to the Iraq-Iran region. It is an invasion.
And just as in 2003 the NYT & MSM justified the faulty invasion of iraq, and just as in 2012 the NYT & MSM justified the funding of ISIS & AQ factions, in 2020, a new propaganda will circulate to justify the illegal assassination of sovereign leaders.
New propaganda will circulate to justify a new era of bloodshed in Iraq & Iran and the rape and murder of innocents. New propaganda will vilify young, brown children as terrorists. New propaganda will circulate to return us to the year 2003.
There is nothing I can do within my capacity to help anyone. I am completely useless in saving any of the lives that will be taken in the next several years.
All I can do is ask that when you see a piece of information that attempts to justify the actions of the u.s. on foreign soil, in any foreign nation, that you reduce it to ashes. They lied to you in 2003, they did it again in 2011, they are doing it again in 2020.
Reject the lie. It’s all we can do.
At some point your children will encounter media that promotes fascism. It may be a band that uses Nazi imagery. It may be a youtuber who “jokes” about genocide. It may be an article in their school’s history book that seeks to erase and whitewash historically difficult subjects. It may even be introduced by a “friend” who uses their companionship to bait your children into toxic communities much like how 4chan operated in the early 2000s. If you are a parent you need to prepare yourself to have a real conversation with your children about the reality and dangers of fascism. Not to simply ban things outright with an authoritative order (And thus make it an “Edgy” sort of forbidden fruit for angsty teens.) but to actually sit down and have a real conversation about these things that respects the maturity of your own child and the reality that you cannot completely control their own beliefs and actions. Don’t make the mistakes of previous generations, whose warnings are now laughable because they so easily fell into the beliefs that video games, D&D, Harry Potter, or rock music were going to morally corrupt their children, and thus began a campaign of overt and authoritative banning. Give your children to tools they need to recognize fascism, to understand where it leads, and to ultimately to protect themselves when you are no longer there.
me: I will do things when I am less tired
me: *never becomes less tired*
me: oh no
None of the comments on the right work anyway. EVER.
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running up that hill?
no papa
making a deal with god?
no papa
tumblr updates and releases a new added feature where if somebody both likes and reblogs a post from you, the notes get combined so you only see them once instead of twice so your notes are less clogged, and the nofication says "[tumblr user] thrumped your post: [text from the post]" and everybody goes fucking NUTS that tumblr decided to call it thrumping, and the meme for months is people making up nonsense words for things, like "oh boy, i gotta wash AND dry my clothes, guess you'd call that BLIRMPING them!" and it is the real talk of the town and there is negative discourse about the decision because there are a million things they could do to display the notes better, and thrumping was certainly not a high priority, and thousands of people comment on @support's posts calling them names and ordering them to change it back, which obviously only brings back radio silence aside from one post they make which seems to be adding onto the thrumping meme, except they don't quite get it right and end up saying, "man, i gotta take the LINT and GARBAGE outside to the curb, in a TRASH BAG... guess you'd call that SCRALFING!!!!" and everyone makes fun of them so badly for the post that it gets deleted; on the other side of tumblr, the alt-righters figure out a way to make a post with that joke that gets really popular but it is later discovered that the specific word they used was actually a slur that is not very well-known amongst most people, and so people decide to cancel the meme because it is problematic, and people get called out for having any iteration of it on their dash, but then one day someone makes a post like "thrumping haha it sounds like humping" and somehow out of the darkness staff discovers it and deletes that person's account, starting an outrage; one day apple looks into tumblr more and discovers that thirteen of the highest-ranked executives and employees at the company are smuggling illegal drugs from china and decides to take it off the app store because of this, but they don't realize that was the reason for it and thinks it was because of the thrumping crisis, so they decide to immediately remove all code related to thrumping and somehow accidentally delete the entire notifications feature, which now has an added bug where you can only reblog a post that is not currently liked by you, and if you somehow get around this, your account hard-permabans itself. this goes on for about three and a half months before it finally gets fixed and two weeks later no one even mentions it
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bitchsexual (adjective): when youre bi but also just, like, a real fuckin cunt, yknow?
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