!Jacquie!

I'm a 41 year old trans woman. I post all sorts of stuff here. Pronouns are She/her or they/them. Black lives matter. Terfs, swerfs, racists, and assholes do not interact.

[oh-its-jacquie]

Good morning y'all! Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! 😊🏳️‍⚧️💜

[animentality]

[sick-jan]

[hotvampireadjacent]

There’s a really good book all about this.

Last seen by Judith Giesberg

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

[mythicalwashrag]

[useful-info-haver]

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

[nyxgoddessofcandles]

There's more to do actually, now

go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google

[vortex-vt]

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

high resolution free to download [ here ]

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[neebnabs]

With Tumblr's rolling banwaves, mistreatment, and bigotry against trans women, migration is imminent.

They've been throwing trans women away, even though the site is kind of fucking famous for being a queer haven. Which sucks to the highest degree. I think Tumblr, as a site is incredibly neat! I get to see tons of artists enjoy their passions and hobbies. I get to engage with fandoms, and learn things about the shows, movies, and games I love.

But if that fandom, that space, and that platform is hostile to transgender women? Then it's not a place for anyone. The moderation on this site is reprehensible, everyone involved should be so ashamed of themselves that they quit on the fucking spot. They shouldn't be allowed to discriminate against anyone, let alone people who come to these online spaces to find a semblance of community and safety when the world right now is hostile as fuck.

Something needs to change now. Something needed to change before this all even started. Those poor women who got their accounts nuked from fucking orbit deserve better. They deserve more.

Tumblr will host anyone except a trans woman, it seems.

[kaijuno]

PLEASE HELP

I really need some help. I haven’t eaten in about two days. I have no food and no money and I’m really starting to panic because my blood sugar is really low and I don’t have health insurance. I’m really shaky and weak, I feel like I’m about to pass out. Please please please help me get some food if you can, please. I feel so sick from not eating

Kofi | Cashapp | Venmo | PayPal

[exorcismpersonified-deactivated]

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 THE WISE WORDS OF A WISE LESBIAN RHINO-THEMED SUPERLADY <3

[between-stars-and-waves]

Kid Juggernaut: Lesbian of the bar, what is thy wisdom?

Rhinoceress: Big bodies are hot as fuck, screw anyone who disagree

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"I SHALL HEED YOUR WISE WORDS"

[kaijuno]

[everythingfox]

Genius

[aniseandspearmint]

I love it when pets do the thing where they've clearly figured out that certain steps result in an outcome, but they can't quite DO it themselves.

The cat understands that their food is in this container, and that their human gets it, and brings it to the dishes, and then there's food.

But having no thumbs has prevented them from their triumph.

[mala-taste]

I on the other hand love that he insists on using the bowl even though he could probably just rip/chew a hole in the bag.

Which indicates that he's probably not quite sure WHICH of the steps are crucial so he's earnestly repeating them all.

(kids do this too - it's called overimitation and there are experiments on it.)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

An attempt was made.

[endreal]

your regular reminder that GRUEL is thinner than PORRIDGE

[endreal]

things are heating up in the grains cooked by boiling in water or milk fandom

[hellenhighwater]

My office divvies up part of our caseload alphabetically, and one of our secretaries just sent me a new file that's not in my part of the alphabet. Because I'm so very helpful I responded:

Moments later, the printer in my office fired up and spit out this piece of paper:

[alphabetcompletionist]

26/26

[hellenhighwater]

This is still circulating so I'm just reassuring yall that this was absolutely taken as a joke by the coworker involved and I literally heard her laughing across the office. No hard feelings; enjoy the goof guilt free!

[fyrenwater]

[ID 1: a photo of a children's toy wooden alphabet puzzle. It is captioned "just in case we need a reference document..."]

[ID 2: a photo of the previous image printed out. The F and the U have been highlighted in red angry circles. The message is telling the recipient "F U".]

[ID 3: screenshot of the tags from the original post, recounting another story. It reads: "In the wrong office environment this would be petty and mean. In this office she sent me an urgent SOS to my desk email and I ran over to help, only to find her hyperventilating with laughter, having opened a security video file to discover that it was a drunk naked guy falling down a flight of stairs. It's an unserious place." End ID]

[peach-pot]

I’m obsessed with ep 15 of ohshc not because of anything that actually happens in the episode but because hikaru seems to be wearing three tank tops the whole time

[peach-pot]

I’m captivated by his triple tank swag

[peach-pot]

okay I think there’s three possible options

three tank tops. weirdo.

two tank tops and one binder. still a weirdo but now he’s got transmasc swag.

one tank over TWO binders. not a weirdo, but his swag is revoked because of his unsafe binding practices.

[vang0bus]

one binder sandwiched between two tank tops. weirdo again

[trainwreckisawreck]

my argument for one binder sandwiched between two tank tops: the binder was causing sensory issues

[peach-pot]

transmasc AND autistic boy swag

[sofflepoffle]

Considering that the white straps are hanging out of the black layer I think it is absolutely tank top underneath a binder, but Hikaru needs to make it look like a fashion choice (tm) as opposed to hiding it under the straps.

[peach-pot]

he’s like if I wear my binder confidently enough no one will even realize what it is and you know what he’s right.