oh, okay

I'm essentially a grandma in a 22 year old's body that occasionally moshes when the opportunity presents itself

[you-are-another-me]

[thebootydiaries]

[catasters]

[kosmonin]

im soup

[bears-official]

if i fits im soup

[theothersession]

[tinderventure]

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

I wish none of you were sad

[miruinnuial]

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

try and one up me again bitch

[thebootydiaries]

i hate it here

[omghotmemes]

I would honestly buy this

[ruinedchildhood]

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[revealmyselfinvincible]

[sharkshavebeenknowntosneeze]

the worst is when you know a couple women separate from the conversation are listening and judging but you can’t interrupt your flow to address it.

[tinderventure]

He shoots, he scores

[troll-star]

*speaks only in half sentences and leaves the rest to telepathy*

[sistertaxon]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *the feminist mom friend* *ex-pro wrestler* *disgraced prince* *living reincarnation of the earth spirit born into the body of a young boy who was frozen in a glacier for a century and awoke to find that his people were the victims of a genocide and he is the sole survivor* *sokka*

[legendoftherisingtide]

It fucking took me till *sokka* to realize what this fucking was im crying i just fucking accepted disgraced prince and living reincarnation bc the gays be like that sometimes but my god yes

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[unclefather]