Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Dustin. 23. Get me out of the midwest.

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[kennycrows]

[cyan-renegade]

When you have to do your families‘ taxes while your parents are arguing singing a boss battle theme in the room next door

[justsomeguycore]

it is legit so funny when fictional characters think they’re straight. i know better

[caniusproductions]

I REGRET NOTHING!!

((If you don't get it, google End of The World by AlbinoBlackSheep))

[coddlefish]

JOE BI🏳️‍🌈DEN👴 HAS OFFICIALLY‼️ FALLEN OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴 AND KAMALA’S COCONUTS🥥 ARE RUNNING 🏃‍♀️FOR PRESI-CUNT🥵 THIS FALL🍂 SO BE PREPARED😳 TO VOTE🗳️ FOR THE CUNT🍑TEXT📚 OF ALL💯 IN WHICH YOU FUCK😫🥵 AND WHAT CAME💦 IN YOU🫵 AND SAVE US 🙏FROM ONE EAR👂 DONALD👹. SEND THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS💦 TO BLESS CUMALA 👑AND HER COCONUTS🥥

[zenathered]

I can’t believe Yuna DID THAT.

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

I can. Do it again sis!

[ristay]

Dyslexic adventures!

Follow me on WEBTOONS

ristay

The horribly awkward, unique and embarrassing stories of ristay.

[shofarsogood]

You cannot possibly guess where this is going.

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[catboymettaton]

[video description: a voice sings “Ronald Reagan died during pride month, wonderful rot bitch.” as the words are sung, they appear on the screen one at a time, with various effects. at the end the full lyrics are shown together. the background is the six-stripe pride flag. a ditty.it watermark is in the bottom right corner. end ID]

national holiday

[katelyn-danger]

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

[katelyn-danger]

New copypasta just dropped

[tamamita]

Same guy

[beelko]

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

[pasta-is-magnificent]

[kingscrown666]

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[beardedmrbean]

[mmolia]

You go to a swede's house to bang and you start going down on them and theyre like who told you you could eat here???

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[dduane]

The Day is here. :)

[translucentchick]

I love Final Fantasy 7