mandie

returning back to where we began

[toastbutteregg]

[marisatomay]

telephone (lady gaga ft. beyoncé)…….you just had to be there

[spaghettinero]

[thebootydiaries]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

[gothgays]

I have some good news for you

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

what is it

[gothgays]

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

awwsome I don’t like horses

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

i am terrified

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

who up?? Kill me

[theslowesthnery]

sometimes the stupidest things make me laugh

[nhod]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….

[faggottt]

Whatching what unfold?

[that-twink-over-there]

It all

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[corporation-cats]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[plantwitch]

[taquito]

video i play to go to sleep to so that i have good dreams

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[favoritelatina]

u all scared of that new IT movie but u’ve been dating clowns all ur lives 😤😤😤🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤡🤡

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

[thebootydiaries]

girl in novel: hi my older brother who is 17 years old and popular, do you want breakfast ?

her brother: yes, remember when mom died when you were 4 and our dad is an alcoholic ?

[thebootydiaries]

The doorbell rings.

“I’ll get it!” My brother yells as my alcoholic father stumbles into the kitchen. He’s an alcoholic.

“Oh they must be here.” He grunts.

I freeze. “Who?”

“Your new owners. I sold you so I can pay for my alcohol addiction.” He slurs.

I start to sob.

“Hi.” Greets a booming voice, sending shivers down my spine. I turn around to come face to face with a tall figure. I gulp as Harry Styles cheekily grins back at me.

[llemonyfresh]

this post physically entered my DNA and rewired it via homologous recombination and now i have eczema

[punishedsjw]

roses are red, grass is light green,

[corporation-cats]

[jurynullification]

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.