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noise dept.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day

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EXPECTATIONS
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
NASA

pixel skylines

shark vs the universe

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Xuebing Du
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reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.
Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!
If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.
ČUMBLRSTVO! OLD MEN YAOI VÝZKUM!
Dělám výzkum o Old Men Yaoi pro Advik přednášku, potřebuju co nejvíc odpovědí!
Prosím prosím budu moc rád, když vyplníte můj dotazník. Pro ty, kteří nebudou na Advíku z toho potom udělám nějaký výcuc výsledků, určitě je dám veřejně dostupný a přednášku pak třeba nahraju i do youtube videa!
Budu rád za sdílení co nejvíce!
Zdravím! Připravuji přednášku o fenoménu Old Men Yaoi. Budu rád, když mi zodpovíte na pár otázek, ohledně vašeho vztahu k Old men yaoi a obe
"Trans people deserve rights and bodily autonomy because they aren't mentally ill-" hey but what if mentally ill people deserve rights and bodily autonomy too have you considered that because you should
listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious
You guys have to understand the Batfam dynamic of the 90s. It was amazing.
Bruce: “… >:|”
Tim: *nervous* “heh heh… guys? Guys?”
Dick: “Lmao I could not physically give a shit if I tried”
Exhibit A:
Tim: “Is he.. is he always like this?”
Dick: *joke about Batman’s name*
Exhibit B:
Tim: “Is he.. is he always like this?”
Dick: *joke about vigilante working hours*
Exhibit C:
<Big villain reveal>
Dick: “Aw man :/”
Tim: “…known WHAT?”
Exhibit D:
Tim: *concerned* “…? Nightwing?”
Dick: “>:)”
Exhibit E:
Dick: <is shot> “Dude this lowkey kinda blows”
Dick: <falls from a potentially lethal height> “whoops”
okay the odyssey has been out for a day im readyto start discourse
The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??
Could not leave this in the tags <3
i’ve grown quite fond of the magnetlings
proč u nás na sídlišti ve čtyři ráno nějaký důchodce blastuje dechovku???
proč jsem vzhůru ve čtyři ráno? co je ti do toho? seš snad policajt?!
shoutout to the shirt i made at 1 am ....
i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness
"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.
i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights
One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that
#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"
I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS
Big fan of college party animal Ryland “it’s been a long time since I took a pill from a stranger without knowing what it was” Grace who is a notorious menace.
Big fan of high academia Dr Ryland “will call you a staggering waste of carbon” Grace who is a short tempered, egotistical, and kind of a jerk.
Big fan of how Ryland Grace can be both these things but while still having his same fundamental personality as a good person and wet cat.
Big fan of how it’s generally agreed that teaching burned the evil out of him and let his whimsy shine.
Big fan of how it took arguably the most difficult and deranged demographic of the human population (thirteen year olds) to turn that man into the best version of himself.
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
that's hot